HEY EVERYBODY!

I love these IMing fanfictions so guess what? I'm making my own! YAY! And no one ever writes a long one so I'm gonna do it!

HEHEHE! THIS IS GONNA BE FILLED WITH TOTAL RANDOMNESS AND WEIRDNESS SO I AM WARNING YOU NOW!

OKAY SO HERE IS THE FIRST CHAPTER!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own twilight.

Edward: HAHAHAHA you will NEVER own twilight!

Me: I know so stop rubbing it in my face!

Edward: you'll never own twilight!

Me: AAARRGGGHHHHHH!

SCREEN NAMES:

Bella: Clumsy

Edward: BellasRomeo

Jasper: EMOtionkid

Alice: fashionQueen

Emmett: Powerpuffgirl

Rosalie: QueenBee

Esme: LovingMother

Carlisle: DocterDocter

Clumsy has logged on

fashionQueen has logged on

Powerpuffgirl has logged on

Clumsy: Hey Alice, Emmett!

FashionQueen: Hay Bella!

Powerpuffgirl: ARGH! How did you guess my name?

Clumsy: Who else would name themselves 'Powerpuffgirl'?

fashionQueen: Emmett, you're not even a girl, let alone a powerpuffgirl!

Powerpuffgirl: Aww!

BellasRomeo has logged on

Clumsy: Heeey Edward!

Powerpuffgirl: Yeah, Heeey Eddie!

BellasRomeo: Hi love. Emmett, how hard is it to say my name? My name is Edward! EDWARD! E-D-W-A-R-D!

Powerpuffgirl: Alright Eddie, calm down!

BellasRomeo: -growls- ITS EDWARD!

fashionQueen: Hey Eddie, would you like to come shopping with me and Bella?

BellasRomeo: -growls louder- ITS EDWARD!

Clumsy: Who said I was going shopping?

FashionQueen: I'm kidnapping you!

Clumsy: ALICE!

BellasRomeo: ALICE!

fashionQueen: I've seen it! And you're coming to, Eddie!

Clumsy: Stupid psycho

BellasRomeo: For the last time, IT'S EDWARD!

BellasRomeo has logged out in frustration of everyone calling him Eddie.

FashionQueen: Old prude!

Powerpuffgirl: I agree with you there Alice!

Clumsy: HEY! That's my boyfriend you're talking about!

Clumsy has logged off to find Edward and tell on Alice and Emmett to Carlisle.

fashionQueen: WHAT DO WE DO EMMETT? CARLISLE USED THE TINY WATER PISTAL LAST TIME! ARGH I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES!

Powerpuffgirl: QUICK! RUNNN!

DocterDocter has logged on

DocterDocter: You can't run from me! I will find you and use the BIGGER WATER GUN!

Powerpuffgirl: AAAARRRGGGGHHH!

fashionQueen: AAAARRRGGGGHHH!

Powerpuffgirl and fashionQueen has logged off to run from Carlisle

DocterDocter has logged off to chase after them.

Yes I know its rubbish but the chapters will get better I promise. NEXT CHAPTER, BELLA GETS SUGAR HIGH! YAY! WE ALL LOVE HIGH BELLA!

Anyway, I know you don't all love me *sniff sniff*

But can you pwetty pwease review?

Please?

AND ALSO, CAN YOU REVIW AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKE UNICORNS? CAUSE IM GONNA WRITE A FANFIC WHERE BELLA IS A FAIRY AND SHE HAS A PET UNICORN BUT EDWARD EATS THE UNICORN AND THEY FALL IN LOVE! AWWWW!

LOVE YOU ALL

RAHIMA XXX