This was the 5th time this month that Kaiba had been kidnapped, he should have known that the first attempts were just to find out the weakness in his security. Now he was sitting naked chained to a pillar in an old warehouse watching as his wallet, coat, phone and even his shoes being burned in a hobo tub. The only thing on him was a dirty towel that was barely big enough to cover his thighs. Of course he wasn't stupid, he ALWAYS had a back-up plan, but his fight with the mutt, this afternoon shorted out his bobby-pin tracker that was buried deep in his thick chocolate hair. Right now he was defenseless, his chip doesn't activate unless he has been missing for 24 hours, something his brother made him do.
Unless he somehow came up with an idea that would miraculously unchain him then he was in the mercy of his kidnappers. He had heard when he was attacked that they wanted to use him and sell him to the highest bidder at an underground slave trade. Pft, such unimaginative thinking. Most likely one of his enemies would buy him and kill him so they could get to his brother and company. Kaiba sat busily thinking of things he would do to his kidnappers when he got free, so when one of the men punched him in the gut, he was honestly surprised.
No one said a word and Kaiba spit into the man's face. "I should kill you right now, but you're our little cash cow so I won't kill you" the man said as he kicked Kaiba's head. Black spots swam in his vision as he tried not to groan. The kidnappers beat him for an hour before one of them pulled out a knife, "I'm tired of him, let's make sure he won't get away before the auction tonight" he said, the rest of the gang of kidnappers pulled out their knives as well and started advancing on Kaiba until the sharp sound of a window braking filled the room and in fell a teenage boy with blonde hair. 'Mutt?' Kaiba thought. 'Great now both he and the Mutt will be killed, after all the mutt was barely stronger then that idiot Tristen'.
The mutt got up and dusted off his clothes until he saw the ring of gangster's around him wielding knives, "uh, hi?" he said. The Gangsters all attacked at once seeing as their cover was now blown and to Kaiba's surprise the Mutt dodged every swing with grace and speed Kaiba had never known he had. Not only that but half way through he started to fight back, hitting the attackers in the stomach and head all of them dropping like flies before one of them could even get close to the deadly blonde fighter.
Before Kaiba knew it all of them were on the ground, unconscious, and the Mutt was standing over them not even out of breath, that is, until he looked up and saw Kaiba staring at him. With a squeak he fell over with his face as pail as chalk. "Kaiba? What are you doing here?" he asked
"Oh I always spend my Saturday's chained to a pole naked almost being killed, what do you think I'm doing here, mutt?" Kaiba responded. "I'M NOT A MUTT" Joey shouted before he could stop himself. "Could the mutt unchain me now?" Kaiba demanded "I don't fancy staying here all day."
Grumbling to himself Joey walked over and within seconds the chains fell, "There! Ya happy now?" he said as he started to walk off. "Actually mutt, no I'm not." Kaiba said as he rounded on Joey and knocked him out with different bobby-pin that held knock out gas. (You can imagine Kaiba carrying though around can't you?) Calmly Kaiba stripped each of his attackers and chained them to the pillar for later pick up, he chose the only pair that looked like it would fit him and put it on. Then he picked up the mutt and walked outside to find a pay phone for his pick-up.
When he found the phone he dialed his number and Mokuba immediately answered "Hello, and how much do you want for my brother's return?" Crisp and to the point Kaiba couldn't be more proud.
"It's okay Moki, I'm okay could you send the limo to…." Kaiba quickly looked around "to 7th Street's south entrance?"
"Seto?" Mokuba asked on the verge of tears "yeah, I can! Wait right there."
"Oh, and Moki? Have the maid's prepare a room, we are going to have a guest"
"Uh, Okay big brother, see you soon"
"Bye Moki"
And with that he ended the call and sat on the curb, still holding tight onto the mutt, He had some serious explaining to do.
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A few hours later found Joey waking up on a soft bed with a huge headache that was treating to incapacitate him, moaning he sat up until he heard
"That was earlier than expected Mutt, I thought for sure you would be out for another couple hours"
Jerking his head up Joey saw Kaiba reading reports on his computer, his face glowed with soft blue light.
"What the hell was that for money-bags! And right after I saved your butt too."
"That's right mutt, you did save me. That is why I brought you here" Kaiba's cool tone was all business.
"So you Kidnapped me to give me a reward?" Joey's voice was slowly growing louder with anger "Ya didn't have ta knock me out for that, ya bastard!"
"Oh, but I did mutt. See we fought today and I beat you with-out breaking a sweat, how is it that I fought those same kidnappers you did but lost when it seemed so easy to you?" as he said this Kaiba was slowly walking closer to Joey and his voice was becoming Icier and by the end he was towering over his puppy, yes. His.
"Uh, just bad luck I guess" Joey started fidgeting looking for ways to run, when he found one he bolted, only to fall back on the bed because of the cord tied to his new addition. The handcuff.
"Spill it mutt," Kaiba said as he yanked on the handcuff "No one gets that good in less than an hour." By now Kaiba was leaning over the mutt with his arms on both sides of his head and his face barely an inch from Joey's.
Joey licked his lips "Uh," but that was as far as he got before Kaiba kissed him, hard.