Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't even own Gabbo, she's my friend!
Yukai: This is just random stuff me and Gabbo talk about on the bus.
Gabbo: Yup!
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The Trials of Sesshoumaru
Chapter 1: IT'S A FLUFFY!
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One normal day Gabbo and Meg were standing outside their school They were bored. as usual.
"Let's write." Meg suggested.
"Nuh uh. You write." Gabbo said shaking her head.
"Okay." Meg shrugged.
She started writing.
I One day Sesshoumaru was walking around feudal Japan when he saw two girls standing by a river. One had short brown hair the other had semi-long dark brown/blonde/gold hair. /I
Meg stopped writing. "I can't think of anything else."
Suddenly Gabbo and Meg were sucked into a blue hole that suddenly appeared before them.
They were standing by a river, and Sesshoumau was staring at them.
"*le gasp* IT IS A FLUFFY! I WILL CALL HIM FLUFFY! HE WILL BE MINE! HE WILL BE MY FLUFFY! And I'm gonna love him and hug him and feed him and take him for walks EVERYDAY!" Meg suddenly screeched.
She ran up to Sesshoumaru and glomped his fluffy thing.
Meanwhile Gabbo was asking him many pointless questions.
"So why do you wear make-up?"
"I don't."
"Uh huh. What is that fluffy thing?"
"A tail."
"Is it your tail?"
"No."
"Who's is it?"
"My mothers."
"GRAVE ROBBER!"
"What?"
Sesshoumaru then turned to Meg. "What are you doing?"
"Glomping."
"I see. Why?"
"'Cause you're my Sesshy/Fluffy-sama."
"I'm your what?"
"Mine. That's all that matters."
Sesshoumaru took out his poisonous claws and dug them into Meg's head. She smiled. He started shaking his hand around.
"Why-won't-you-die?" he asked as he shook her.
Meg looked confused. "Well I'm writing this. I can make myself immortal or whatever."
"Writing?"
"Yup! I'm an authoress! I write stories! This is the first time I've ever been thrown into one though."
"Why are you here?"
"I just explained that."
"Meg."
"Mmm."
"I didn't say anything." Gabbo and Sesshoumaru said.
"Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg." A girls voice said.
"Sunni!" Meg cried shaking free of Sesshoumarus grasp.
She reached up and her hand kinda went through one of Sesshoumarus claw marks.
".I'll just walk it off." She shrugged.
Sesshoumaru stared at her. "What are you?"
"I'm an authoress! I told you that already!" Meg sighed exasperated.
"."
"Helllloooooo? Did you forget about me?" Sunni asked.
"Nope." Meg answered.
"I was trying to." Gabbo muttered.
"I'm off to find Legolas, the wonderful Legsie-poo!" Someone said.
A young boy with mousy brown hair and glasses that looked like a hamster came skipping up to them.
"Trevor?" Meg and Sunni asked.
"What?"
"What are you doing in feudal Japan?" Meg asked.
"I thought this was middle earth. I'm looking for Legolas." Trevor answered.
"I thought so. He's still hangin' out at the 7-11 I left him at." Sunni said.
"YOU LEFT MY LEGOLAS ALL ALONE IN A GIANT SCARY CONVIENEINCE STORE?!?!??!?!?!?!?" Trevor demanded.
"No.. I left him all alone in a 7-11." Sunni said.
"SAME THING!" Trevor screeched running away.
"Awww. That was mean Sunni."
"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows are what I feel when we're together!" Gabbo started singing.
Sesshoumaru just stared at the three strange girls in front of him. What did he do to get him into this mess?
"Why Kami-sama? WHY?" He asked the sky.
"Because I hate you." A deep voice said
"Is that you Kami-sama?" Meg asked.
"Yes."
"OoOoOoOoO!!!! I WANT A PONY!" Gabbo called up to the sky.
"Why?"
"I don't know. But I want a pony!"
"A pony will die, you don't want a pony. I'll give you. a horse." Kami-sama said.
"Won't a horse die too?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"*le gasp* SESSHOUMARU'S SANE! GET HIM THE PILLS! GET HIM THE PILLS!!!!!!" Meg cried at Sunni.
Sunni opened the ever-present backpack and got out a pink bottle with the words 'Insanity Pills: Take At Your Own Risk.' She threw them to Meg who opened the lid and tried to give one to Sesshioumaru, he wouldn't take it.
"Sesshy don't wanna be insane?" Meg asked. "Okay." She shrugged, throwing the pills back to Sunni.
Sunni caught them and stuffed them back into the backpack on top of a drawing labeled 'Inuyasha's Visa Bill'.
Sesshoumaru looked very amused. "Tell me, how is it that you got here?"
"The big blue hole!"
"Don't you mean black hole?"
"No. I'm pretty sure it was blue."
"MEG! We have to put Sesshy into the cage or he might escape!" Gabbo said suddenly.
"Yeah! Get writing!" Sunni added.
Meg grabbed her laptop out of Sunni's backpack and began writing.
I Suddenly, electric bars appeared around Sesshoumaru in the shape of a cage. /I
Just as Meg had written electric bars appeared around Sesshoumaru in the shape of a cage.
"We caught Sesshoumaru! We caught Sesshoumaru!" Meg, Sunni and Gabbo started chanting, dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage. (AN: That was hard to write!)
"I demand to be released!" Sesshoumaru demanded.
"Hm. Lemme think about that." Meg mock thought. "No."
The three girls began dancing around the cage again. Trevor came skipping back.
"My Legolas is okay." He informed them.
"I wonder how Darius is." Sunni mused.
"Heero is not toast." Gabbo quoted.
A little blue thing popped up on Sunni's shoulder. "My toast is Heero." It informed them.
"No it's not!" Gabbo said sticking her tongue out.
"It is!" The thing informed them.
Gabbo took a bite of the toast the thing had been holding. "It's not no more!" (AN: Gabbo read that to me from a site)
"You ate my toast!"
"Matty! Go away!" Sunni said to the little blue thing.
Matty stuck his tongue out at Gabbo before disappearing.
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Will Sesshoumaru be able to survive Meg, Sunni and Gabbo? Will Trevor ever stop talking about Legolas? Will we ever find out if Heero is toast? Will any of these questions be answered?
Yukai: Prolly not.
Gabbo: That was strange.
Yukai: Believe it or not, we actually talk about this stuff. "Sesshoumaru took out his poisonous claws and dug them into Meg's head. She smiled. He started shaking his hand around.
"Why-won't-you-die?" he asked as he shook her.
Meg looked confused. "Well I'm writing this. I can make myself immortal or whatever."" Is actually a direct quote from. Yesterday on the bus.
Gabbo: *nods*Yup.
Yukai: And for those of you who care, my muses went to the sushi bar but will be back next chapter!
Yukai: This is just random stuff me and Gabbo talk about on the bus.
Gabbo: Yup!
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The Trials of Sesshoumaru
Chapter 1: IT'S A FLUFFY!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
One normal day Gabbo and Meg were standing outside their school They were bored. as usual.
"Let's write." Meg suggested.
"Nuh uh. You write." Gabbo said shaking her head.
"Okay." Meg shrugged.
She started writing.
I One day Sesshoumaru was walking around feudal Japan when he saw two girls standing by a river. One had short brown hair the other had semi-long dark brown/blonde/gold hair. /I
Meg stopped writing. "I can't think of anything else."
Suddenly Gabbo and Meg were sucked into a blue hole that suddenly appeared before them.
They were standing by a river, and Sesshoumau was staring at them.
"*le gasp* IT IS A FLUFFY! I WILL CALL HIM FLUFFY! HE WILL BE MINE! HE WILL BE MY FLUFFY! And I'm gonna love him and hug him and feed him and take him for walks EVERYDAY!" Meg suddenly screeched.
She ran up to Sesshoumaru and glomped his fluffy thing.
Meanwhile Gabbo was asking him many pointless questions.
"So why do you wear make-up?"
"I don't."
"Uh huh. What is that fluffy thing?"
"A tail."
"Is it your tail?"
"No."
"Who's is it?"
"My mothers."
"GRAVE ROBBER!"
"What?"
Sesshoumaru then turned to Meg. "What are you doing?"
"Glomping."
"I see. Why?"
"'Cause you're my Sesshy/Fluffy-sama."
"I'm your what?"
"Mine. That's all that matters."
Sesshoumaru took out his poisonous claws and dug them into Meg's head. She smiled. He started shaking his hand around.
"Why-won't-you-die?" he asked as he shook her.
Meg looked confused. "Well I'm writing this. I can make myself immortal or whatever."
"Writing?"
"Yup! I'm an authoress! I write stories! This is the first time I've ever been thrown into one though."
"Why are you here?"
"I just explained that."
"Meg."
"Mmm."
"I didn't say anything." Gabbo and Sesshoumaru said.
"Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg." A girls voice said.
"Sunni!" Meg cried shaking free of Sesshoumarus grasp.
She reached up and her hand kinda went through one of Sesshoumarus claw marks.
".I'll just walk it off." She shrugged.
Sesshoumaru stared at her. "What are you?"
"I'm an authoress! I told you that already!" Meg sighed exasperated.
"."
"Helllloooooo? Did you forget about me?" Sunni asked.
"Nope." Meg answered.
"I was trying to." Gabbo muttered.
"I'm off to find Legolas, the wonderful Legsie-poo!" Someone said.
A young boy with mousy brown hair and glasses that looked like a hamster came skipping up to them.
"Trevor?" Meg and Sunni asked.
"What?"
"What are you doing in feudal Japan?" Meg asked.
"I thought this was middle earth. I'm looking for Legolas." Trevor answered.
"I thought so. He's still hangin' out at the 7-11 I left him at." Sunni said.
"YOU LEFT MY LEGOLAS ALL ALONE IN A GIANT SCARY CONVIENEINCE STORE?!?!??!?!?!?!?" Trevor demanded.
"No.. I left him all alone in a 7-11." Sunni said.
"SAME THING!" Trevor screeched running away.
"Awww. That was mean Sunni."
"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows are what I feel when we're together!" Gabbo started singing.
Sesshoumaru just stared at the three strange girls in front of him. What did he do to get him into this mess?
"Why Kami-sama? WHY?" He asked the sky.
"Because I hate you." A deep voice said
"Is that you Kami-sama?" Meg asked.
"Yes."
"OoOoOoOoO!!!! I WANT A PONY!" Gabbo called up to the sky.
"Why?"
"I don't know. But I want a pony!"
"A pony will die, you don't want a pony. I'll give you. a horse." Kami-sama said.
"Won't a horse die too?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"*le gasp* SESSHOUMARU'S SANE! GET HIM THE PILLS! GET HIM THE PILLS!!!!!!" Meg cried at Sunni.
Sunni opened the ever-present backpack and got out a pink bottle with the words 'Insanity Pills: Take At Your Own Risk.' She threw them to Meg who opened the lid and tried to give one to Sesshioumaru, he wouldn't take it.
"Sesshy don't wanna be insane?" Meg asked. "Okay." She shrugged, throwing the pills back to Sunni.
Sunni caught them and stuffed them back into the backpack on top of a drawing labeled 'Inuyasha's Visa Bill'.
Sesshoumaru looked very amused. "Tell me, how is it that you got here?"
"The big blue hole!"
"Don't you mean black hole?"
"No. I'm pretty sure it was blue."
"MEG! We have to put Sesshy into the cage or he might escape!" Gabbo said suddenly.
"Yeah! Get writing!" Sunni added.
Meg grabbed her laptop out of Sunni's backpack and began writing.
I Suddenly, electric bars appeared around Sesshoumaru in the shape of a cage. /I
Just as Meg had written electric bars appeared around Sesshoumaru in the shape of a cage.
"We caught Sesshoumaru! We caught Sesshoumaru!" Meg, Sunni and Gabbo started chanting, dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage. (AN: That was hard to write!)
"I demand to be released!" Sesshoumaru demanded.
"Hm. Lemme think about that." Meg mock thought. "No."
The three girls began dancing around the cage again. Trevor came skipping back.
"My Legolas is okay." He informed them.
"I wonder how Darius is." Sunni mused.
"Heero is not toast." Gabbo quoted.
A little blue thing popped up on Sunni's shoulder. "My toast is Heero." It informed them.
"No it's not!" Gabbo said sticking her tongue out.
"It is!" The thing informed them.
Gabbo took a bite of the toast the thing had been holding. "It's not no more!" (AN: Gabbo read that to me from a site)
"You ate my toast!"
"Matty! Go away!" Sunni said to the little blue thing.
Matty stuck his tongue out at Gabbo before disappearing.
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Will Sesshoumaru be able to survive Meg, Sunni and Gabbo? Will Trevor ever stop talking about Legolas? Will we ever find out if Heero is toast? Will any of these questions be answered?
Yukai: Prolly not.
Gabbo: That was strange.
Yukai: Believe it or not, we actually talk about this stuff. "Sesshoumaru took out his poisonous claws and dug them into Meg's head. She smiled. He started shaking his hand around.
"Why-won't-you-die?" he asked as he shook her.
Meg looked confused. "Well I'm writing this. I can make myself immortal or whatever."" Is actually a direct quote from. Yesterday on the bus.
Gabbo: *nods*Yup.
Yukai: And for those of you who care, my muses went to the sushi bar but will be back next chapter!