"LAMIA! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANCE." a huge, hulking, man with red skin and silvery horns clomped down his hallway. He was far too large to be walking through the narrow passage, but that didn't stop him. His sharply pointed elbows and shoulders left huge grooves in the wall as he stomped along the scarlet carpeted hall. At the very end of the walkway was a terrifying door of flesh and bones and bloodshot eyes. Claws jutted from the area around it eerily, the entire section of the wall lined by bones. And from behind the door leaked the hissing voice of a whisper.
"Sorry, father! Fighting off some adventurers!" a young woman with eyes like a snake snarled. Her arms were thin, but became bulky and scaly at the forearm and her fingers ended with gross black claws. She was dressed in a raven colored romper with bright red bands that made her look like a jailbird. Her hair was so similar to the dress, with stripes of crimson over jet black that it blended in almost seamlessly. The child bounced back and forth on the balls of her feet, a sharp toothed grin painted on her round face. She stood in front of a blonde girl, who was a bit on the heavy side, in a rabbit eared hat and a sweet looking white and orange cat. The kitten's tail had frizzed up to a considerable size and was proving hard to grip for the blonde girl. "So, what brings you here?"
"You've been taking children and EATING them! So we're here to stop that!" the blonde girl growled. She swung the cat around like a mace but her opponent threw it straight back at her. Lamia pointed at her stomach and laughed heartily. She took a tenuous swipe at the pair, backing away in time to avoid a second strike from the blond and her cat.
"A girl's gotta eat! Childrens are my favorite!" Lamia rubbed her stomach eagerly with the chunky claws that resided on the ends of her leathery fingers. She was enjoying the fight far more than Fionna or Cake. The girl lunged foreword, gripping the one free lock of Fionna's hair. She heaved herself into the air as Fionna whipped her sword about. Lamia tugged the tendril backwards, throwing her enemy to the ground. Her sharp claws dug through Cake's flesh as the now ball shaped cat was rolled down the hallway and straight into the muscled body of Lamia's already extremely annoyed father.
"Lamia! Don't ever take the pets of the children you eat! They aren't nutritious and all they do is ruin the carpets and furniture." the demon beast grumbled. He tossed the balled up Cake back into Lamia's room begrudgingly. "I came to tell you I made cupcakes so you should take them down to the dungeon."
"Thanks, dad..." Lamia growled. "But I'm a little preoccupied at the moment! I'm having a battle."
"Take cupcakes down to the dungeon? Why?" Fionna inquired, poking her crystalline sword into the girl's back. Lamia slid her hands back to flip the blonde woman over her also sharply pointed shoulders. She gave a boisterous laugh.
"Alright, you got me. I keep childrens down in the dungeon for emotions. I feed off their joy and happiness, so they get cupcakes for dessert and lots of sweets." she smiled. Fionna plucked herself off the floor and brushed off her dark blue skirt.
"So... You haven't been eating people's children?" she said, breathing heavily. Lamia cackled, brushing the unkempt black and red bangs from her forehead.
"I used to, in the human world, but the land of Ooo changed us demons. My dad, Lucifer king of all demons, never made cupcakes before we took a vacation here. We were supposed to stay for a week or so but then things got fun so we established the Demon Kingdom! It's our Hell away from Hell!" she grinned, victoriously. Lamia patted Fionna's head.
"Then why didn't you stop us from trying to kill you?" the blonde girl asked.
"I haven't been having many adventures lately... So when a riveting battle presented itself, I took the offer!" Lamia poked her thumb into her chest to show off her pearly white fangs. "Lamia the Demon Princess is an opportunist!"
Just a quick beginning to some writer's block storyness! I was watching Adventure Time and I finally saw the gender bender episode and I freaked the fuck out over I should be studying for the play I'm in, but writing is so much more fun! So review and fav if you want more cupcake baking Satan and a shitload of gender bender awesomeness.