Disclaimer: I'm not associated with ABC (like I'd want to work at a network with Brian Frons on it's staff...) in anyway. Don't sue me. I'm just having some fun.

CHAPTER 1

Paul sighed and looked at his watch. "WHERE has Rory gone to?? He was supposed to be home an hour ago!!" Kerry, who was reading a book in the armchair replied, "Dad, chill, it's Friday. He's probably with some of his friends or something." "Usually that's true, but he said that he was coming right home today," Paul said back. "Well. did it ever occur to you that bKIDS LIE/b????" Kerry retorted. Paul blinked a couple of times. "Did you say something? I didn't hear you!" Kerry just rolled her eyes.

Paul got off of the couch. "This is ridiculous! I'm going to go ask the kid down the street if he's seen Rory." He walked to the door and opened. There was Rory, making out with a girl. He opened an eye and saw his dad, then jumped back. The girl looked alarmed. "Well, um. BYE!!" Rory said and ran inside as the girl ran away. "NOT SO FAST YOUNG MAN!" Paul yelled at Rory, who stopped dead in his tracks. Kerry started laughing. "Busted." she said. "Carrie, go to your room!" Paul said. Carrie quickly stood up and ran upstairs. "Um. I'll go too!" Rory quickly said and started running. "Don't you dare, Rory!" Paul said. "Sit down!" he said. Seeing how mad his dad was, Rory ran to the couch and sat down immediately.

"Who was that?!" Paul demanded. "My girlfriend?" Rory said. "You have a girlfriend??" Paul asked. Rory nodded his head. "For how long?" "A week." Paul just sat down next to him and nodded. "Now, have you had a SEX ED class yet??" Paul asked. "DAD!!!!" Rory said. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding," Paul said back. "So can I go?" Rory asked. "Yeah, sure," Paul answered. Rory got up and ran upstairs.

Well whadda ya think so far? Eh, I know, it's a lil crappy, but it'll get better, because Rory's girlfriend holds a heart breaking secret. Well, review!