Poke'mon Rocks!

by zxrnzx

IT makes fun of pokemon and will get better, funnier, longer later on. rated T for later. Friends Idea to do this. Please review. Somehow I will put in OC's just need name and appearence PM me for more info.

1. Chapter 1

Poke'mon Rocks!

I don't own Pokemon. Period.

Authors note: one of my friends, Johnstad, (Maybe his real name, maybe not.) dared me to write this, so I felt like it, so now I will giving him some credit. Might make more chapters.

So we continue Stalking our friend ash and his gay little mouse Pikachu, which I think was originally named pika, but the guy that presented sneezed right after, like "it's name is pika, achew" "Pikachu, that's a genius name!" Some retard listening said. So while they were walking, they met team rocket. "Were are done playing, now give us the pikachu." Team rocket said while taking out a gun. "You'll never take Pikachu!" Ash seys. "Fine" Meowth says, then shoots Ash right there. "Quick take the rat thing, then dump the body into the lake over there." They quickly dumped ash in the lake, then cashed in pikachu for 1 Million dollars. Ash on the other hand, was not dead, and when he woke up on the lake something happened. "AHHHHHHHH" ash said as he say Kyogre. Kyogre quickly eats ash up, bones and all.

Authors note 2: please review. Will get funnier and better if I continue.