Chapter 1: Not Paid Enough
PLEASE READ ALL AUTHOR'S NOTES (AN) THEY CONTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION!
AN: So that you don't get confused, the "swapped" see who's actually who, ex. Gintoki sees Hijikata even if he's in "someone else's" body or whatever. Also Sakura/Otose has not been included in this, I considered it, but decided never mind, sorry if you wanted to see a wrestler in an old lady's body and vice-versa. Italics mean that the section is in neither the Gintama universe or the Dangan Ronpa universe. This is my first fanfiction I'm posting so don't hate me! I don't own Gintama or Dangan Ronpa (or Free!-Iwatobi Swim Club, which has a brief mentioning.)
-Gintama-
"Good morning Gin-san, Kagura-chan" Shinpachi greets as he enters the Yorozuya base.
"Oh, Shinpachi! Help! Something's wrong with Gin-chan!" Kagura calls from the main room.
"What is it this time?" Shinpachi asks in slight exasperation as he walks into the room.
Shinpachi had no idea what to expect but he most certainly did not expect to see Gintoki half hanging out of the air-vents, messily dressed with a long purple scarf on and the room itself is more disastrous than usual. Gintoki then drops out of the vents and turns to Shinpachi.
"Mortal! You shall tell me the location of the Four Dark Gods of Destruction or you shall face my wrath!" Gintoki commands, his speech pattern has greatly changed and neither Shinpachi nor Kagura have any idea what the Four Dark Gods of Destruction are.
"Gin-san is something the matter," Shinpachi asks, not at all amused by Gintoki's words.
"Foolish mortal! How dare thee address the great Tanaka Gundam is such a common manner, one so inferior as yourself should be on you knees worshiping your future overlord!" Gintoki cries in disapproval, "also whom is this "Gin-san" you are continuously speaking of?"
"Kagura, what's wrong with Gin-san?" Shinpachi changes his approach and turns to the Yato girl instead.
"Beats me, he's been like this all morning uh-huh" Kagura shrugs, "he keeps calling himself Gundam, hey, if he keeps this up, will we have to call Gin-chan Gun-chan?"
"What in the devil's name are you…" Gintoki pauses then feels his right earlobe, "the devil dog earring! It has vanished, where have you idiotic mortals hidden it?!"
"Do you have any ideas on how to fix him?" Kagura asks her glasses friend, "he didn't even react when I put the $$#•£* girl on TV uh-huh!"
"You mean Ketsuno Ana? That's weird, Gin-san's crazy about her, he practically worships her," Shinpachi points out.
"You mean like you worship Otsuu like the loser virgin you are?" Kagura requests confirmation not as subtly as Shinpachi would have liked.
"In that case I only have one idea, uh, Gin-san did you remember that the new issue of Jump comes out today?" Shinpachi tries hopefully, ignoring Kagura's statement embarrassedly.
"Jump…" Gintoki stares at Shinpachi a moment, "Jump… Jump… Jum-P! Where is my Dark God of Destruction "coming out" as you say?"
"Something's wrong with Gin-san" Shinpachi agrees with Kagura's first statement, "we need to get him to a doctor."
"Okay, Gun-chan! You need to see a doctor! Lets go!" Kagura tells their… confused friend and grabs his wrist.
"One as lowly as yourself is deemed unworthy to touch my being, the poison running through my veins shall surely be your death should you continue in such a carefree manner!" Gintoki warns Kagura and yanks his hand away.
"Gun-chan, lets go!" Kagura repeats and instead hurls Gintoki through the wall and out of the building, where he lands on Sadaharu. Quickly recovering, Gintoki, rather than questioning Kagura's strength is instantly taken by the large dog and begins smothering it with affection.
"Kagura! Don't destroy the house we're gonna have to pay for that you know!" Shinpachi cries in dismay.
"Are you coming Shinpachi?" Kagura asks, ignoring the question and jumping to land on Sadaharu as well.
Shinpachi merely sighs and walks down the stairs and also squeezes onto Sadaharu's back, "I don't get paid enough for all the stuff I go through."
Little did Shinpachi know, Gintoki isn't the only one suffering from an abrupt personality change. Seven other people also woke up… different. In an alternate dimension, a certain pink haired sharky toothed boy who is not Rin from Free!-Iwatobi Swim Club is having the same thought.
-Dangan Ronpa-
Souda woke up to find his rival in his room, wearing pink pajamas, and drinking HIS strawberry milk. Gundam's hair isn't done as it normally is, it's all floppy.
Of course Souda didn't know what he was seeing so he slipped his glasses on since putting his contacts in would take too long, "Gundam?! What are you doing with MY strawberry milk?!"
"Gundam? Sorry, don't know who that is" Gundam shrugs lazily and sips the strawberry milk, completely ignoring the question about the strawberry milk.
"It's YOU idiot!" Souda snaps then snatches the strawberry milk from Gundam.
"Oi, new-Shinpachi, what do you think you're doing?" Gundam demands, mildly annoyed by the sudden lack of strawberry milk in his hand.
"New-Shinpachi? What does that mean?!" Souda demands.
"It means that you're the new Shinpachi, you are now officially 95% glasses" Gundam explains in a bored manner and begins picking his nose casually.
"Why am I mostly glasses?!" Souda asks, his patience quickly wearing out.
"Because you're the new Shinpachi" Gundam replies as if it makes perfect sense.
"Who's Shinpachi and who are you because you sure aren't Gundam?" Souda growls the question in annoyance.
"Of course I'm not, I'm Gintoki, new-Shinpachi, gimme my strawberry milk back now" Gundam reaches out for the drink.
"Maybe Sonia'll know something about this" Souda thinks out loud, "give me two seconds Gintoki, I need to get dressed."
"Whatever new-Shinpachi, just hurry up" Gundam sighs and goes outside, still picking his nose.
Not long after, the two are in front of Sonia's room, Souda was forced by Gundam to keep wearing the glasses rather than his usual contacts and Gundam is still in his pajamas with his hair all flop. Souda knocks on the door thrice quickly. Sonia answers the door a moment later fully dressed, and stares at the two in confusion.
"Good morning Gundam, Souda, you two look… different this morning" Sonia greets politely.
"Yeah well he's been acting differently this morning" Souda growls with a glare at Gundam who was currently wiping the snot off his finger and onto Souda's sleeve, the pink haired boy pulls away in disgust.
"I get a new-Kagura too?" Gundam asks no one in particular, referring to Sonia.
"A new… what?" Sonia asks, blinking slowly.
"I dunno, apparently I'm the new-Shinpachi" Souda sighs, "and the four Dark Gods of Destruction are new-Sadaharu's."
"Here, new-Kagura, take care of the new-Sadaharu's" Gundam demands and attempts to thrust the hamsters at the Novoselic girl, but they clung tightly to him, he flicked his hands multiple times but the four hamsters stuck fast.
"Gundam what's wrong?" Sonia asks, carefully patting the tall male's arm.
"It's still not Gundam, I'm Gintoki" Gundam begins picking his nose again, "I'm starting to sound like Zura."
"What did you do to him?!" Sonia demands of Souda, not voicing her wonders of who this "Zura" is.
"I didn't do anything! I was hoping you could fix him or whatever!" Souda urges her to help.
"Well, perhaps we can use familiar things to make him remember who he is" Sonia suggests, "like the Four Dark Gods of Destruction, remember Gundam? This is Cham-P, Sun-D, Maga-G and Jum-P." Sonia points to each Dark God in turn.
"Jum-P…" Gundam stares at the sleepy hamster, "Jum-P… Jum-P… Jump! $#*+ the new Jump comes out today! Got to go new-Shinpachi, new-Kagura! Be back in a bit!"
With that Gundam sprints down the hall faster than either believed to be humanly possible. It took two hours for them to find him sitting on a random park bench reading a manga magazine aimed at middle-schoolers.
"We should get Tsumiki to look at him" Sonia suggests.
"Good idea, let's go" Souda agrees, and the two drag Gundam back to school, who was too engrossed in his Jump to care.
"Something's wrong with Gundam!" both of them cry as soon as Tsumiki opens the door.
"Yeah, these hamsters won't leave me alone and there's no strawberry milk in my fridge so I had to steal it from the new-Shinpachi" Gundam declares and starts picking his nose yet again.
"Get that out of your nose!" Sonia demands and smacks Gundam's hand away from his face.
"Another one!" Tsumiki cries in disbelief.
"What do you mean another one?" Souda begins to sweat nervously.
"Well Gundam isn't the only one who… I think it's best if you see for yourself" Tsumiki sighs and invites the trio into her room.
"I don't get paid enough for all the stuff I go through" Souda mutters to himself before following the other two into the room.
Considering that neither Shinpachi nor Souda get paid at all, yes, they should get paid more for dealing with Gintoki and Gundam respectively. However, they are not alone in this particular battle, they actually aren't even the ones with the problem so why am I even talking about those two? Eight people had their personalities swapped, we've seen two, who else shares this battle? Chapter twos were created for a reason.
AN: In my fantasies Gundam wears pink pajamas and Souda is a Strawberry Milky and you can't stop me so there! This is obviously a Dangan Ronpa/Gintama crossover. The souls were swapped based on voice actors ex. Gintoki and Gundam share a voice actor so their souls switched. They have no idea where they are, but the only two characters we've seen don't particularly care so we'll see some confusion next chapter. By the way, starting next chapter I'll be referring to someone by whatever soul they have ex. Gintoki will be called Gintoki even though he's in Gundam's body. Also if you couldn't tell this is pre-despair for Dangan Ronpa. This fanfiction will contain NO SHIPS, some may be heavily implied but I'm gonna be keeping away from ships for the most part, so sorry if you want ships. Constructive criticism is great, flames not so much, and I'm sorry if anyone was OOC and being inconstant using first and last names, I'm Canadian I don't get that stuff! I called them what I know them as. That's it, Adagan OUT