Harry was falling behind in his potions class, but if he wanted to become an auror when he got out of Hogwarts he needed to pass this class. So f course Hermione suggested that he go to the library to study.
At the library, instead of looking for a potions book, he decided to take the easy way out and find a spell that will help him pass. He found the perfect spell. If was called the ladder to success. The spell said that he needed to go to an open space to cast it. He didn't want anyone to see him do this spell so he decided to do It in the quid ditch field that night.
That night he made sure that everyone was asleep before he took out his invisibility cloak and went to the field. at the field he took out his wand and cast the ladder to success spell and a huge ladder appeared in front of him. He thought, "Wow, that was very literal." so he started to climb the ladder.
After climbing for a little bit he got to a door walked inside and saw a woman. This woman was one of the ugliest women he has ever seen in his entire life. She said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." he decided to keep climbing partly because she looked disgusting, but mostly because he needed to climb to pass potions.
So he kept climbing, and a little while later he came to another door. There was another woman inside, still pretty ugly, but not nearly as bad as the first one. Again she said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." again he decided to keep climbing.
A little while later he came to another door and the girl inside was actually kind of pretty and so much better than the other two. Again she said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." it was kind of hard to reject this one, but he decided to keep climbing because of potions.
The next door he came to there was a girl who was unbelievably hot. Again she said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." This time he had to try as hard as he could to walk away, but he was able to do it.
The next door he came to had the hottest girl Harry has ever seen before. She made the girl he saw before look like the first girl. Again she said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success." This time harry came so close to cracking and just taking her, but he was eventually able to get himself out.
After that he kept climbing but he thought, "If that girl was that hot, I don't think I'll be able to get myself away from the next girl.
So he eventually got to the next door, but when he got inside there wasn't a hot girl. Instead there was this huge five-hundred pound naked biker man with an eleven inch fully erect dick. Harry asked, "Who are you?" the biker guy said, "I'm cess."