Teemo. Probably one of the most hated champions in the entirety of League of Legends. Some people love him, some hate him. Most, probably hate him. This individual is like, most. Hates him with a fistful passion. His name, is Wing Xu.

"I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH!" screamed Wing, as he got killed once again, by Teemo. Teemo used his blinding dart, and just continued to auto attack Wing until his champion - Master Yi - died. I can't believe this! He somehow keeps killing me, and I can't do anything to him at all! I wish I could strangle his scrawny butt hole all day all night!

Then, Wing transported to the Fields of justice, and was fucked in the butt by a Teemo mushroom.

THE END