FIFTY SHADES OF BLUE
By Gamsterlife Team
Inspired by T1Weasel's A SonAmy Story Trilogy.
Once upon a time, Sonic was walking through Station Square. And then Sally appeared with a wrench. Sonic's emerald gaze drifted over to Sally. Sally's sapphire eyes found their way to Sonic's jade green eyes. Sally bitched slap sonic and stepped on his dick. Sonic's emerald eyes closed as he shrieked in pain. Sonic was then sent to the hospital. Sonic got choked by Sally. When he waked up, doctor ballsmclongcock appeared and then Amy and Sonic went to the nearest bathroom. Then, he said to Sonic "Can I have YOUR DICK?" They stared at each other with their jade green emerald eyes. Sonic was nonchalant and said "Sure, why not?" Then Amy said "Not with my bitch's pussy!"
The doctor glared at Amy and gave her the finger. And then Eggman walked in, and threw his phone at the ground. He looked at Sonic's pancake dick. Amy then summoned her Piko Piko hammer. Then Sonic used Chaos Control to leave the bathroom. They ended up in the Space Colony Ark at the Final Rush stage. You know the stage? The one with the rails and stuff you can grind on. Sonic and Amy started grinding. Sonic grinded Amy up and down at MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Amy had big boobaroos. And then Silver pushed Sonic off the rail with Amy. He shot Eggman with his Iblis Trigger finger. Remember, stay STD free! Then Armay came in and said "Aren't I cute?" and then teleported. As Sonic and Amy were falling, Sonic transformed into a Warcock and fucks every hole he saw. Then Leo, RJ, Satoshi, Ace, Sparky appeared. Sparky goes to bitch slaps Amy off the rails so she falls to her death. Leo and Ace chop up Sonic's were-dick. Then RJ knocks Silver with his hammer to Iblisian. Then Satoshi speared Shadow through the chest.
Knuckles and Rouge appeared on the Ark, and saw all the blood, guts, and cum. Leo then turned the Space Colony Ark into the Space Colony Leo. Leo then installed a Dingus targeting system. It immediately targeted Andrew Palmore, the hugest Dingus known to man, who lives in a trailer park in Virginia, and blasted him into Dingusland. We all told Rouge and Knuckles it was all taken care of. We all celebrated with food, drinks, and watching Knuckles and Rouge get married with Leo being the peacemaker. Then Rouge turns into a necrophiliac. Her climax was so powerful, it jumpstarted Shadow's heart and he came back to life. Earth ramps up the gravity dial, and Space Colony Leo comes crashing towards Earth. Fortunately, Batman was there, and he deflected the whole space station back to space with his Batarang. He jumps around, yelling "YOLO SWAGAROONIE!" for his victory. Then Leo shoots Batman and Rouge crushes his nuts with her steel drill boots.
Batman yells "Black people!" and eats Shadow. Omo Chao shows up, and said "You got the Missile Breasts upgrade." Knuckles and Shadow has a fling together as Rouge is upgrading. Blaze appears, and Ace says "Kitty!" and begins to scratch Blaze behind the ears. Leo looked at Ace and said "Really, dude?" Shadow gathered all seven Chaos Emeralds to revive Sonic to have a biggest dick contest. Sonic stops, and tells everyone to hold the phone. "How did this all begin?" Everybody responded "Sally stepped on your dick." Sonic says we all need to rally together to take Sally out. Sparky was way ahead of everyone, and had caught Sally on a leash. Red Luigi and Green Mario show up. Leo was randomly disintegrating because a spiritual force was telling him to notbe involved anymore. However, Ace yelled "OBJECTION" and Leo came back. A sinister shadow walks toward the group.
