That's why they call me The Big HP
I'm Back, I'm Back

I murder a lord one curse at a time
You never, heard of a wand as destructive as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that curses himself?
I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Malfoy, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my aunty's little angel at ten
Thirteen I was puttin spells on a lord in the class
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a cursed this dudes head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed
Too much stares at my scar, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I should've just blew up quick
Grew up quick, wasn't raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz the Daily PPT was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'til Gin sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

That's why they call me The Big HP
I'm Back, I'm Back

I take each individual Death Eaters head and reach into it
just to see if he's influenced by me if he follows a lord,
And if he feeds into that shit he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of his tennis shoe
My name is the big HP
I been crazy way before the prophet didn't praise me
The sensational, It's the incredible!
With Greyback, who just finds the men edible
It's Mr. Greyback on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It's a, sick world we live in these days
"Potter for Pete's sakes put down Bellatrix Lestranges legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Harry it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented inhales, exhales
And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me That's why they call me The Big HP
I'm Back, I'm Back

I take seven kids from Slytherin, stand 'em all in line
Add a AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of Death Eaters shot up all at one time
Cause I'mmmm the big HP, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, Voldemort, why does he suck?
Am I the only one who realizes he stinks?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lay down and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Hermione
Cause if I ever stuck it to any witch in showbiz
it'd be Pavarti Patil, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

That's why they call me The Big HP
I'm Back, I'm Back

Harry Potter
Guess who's back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
Guess who's back
Gue-guess who's back
Guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Guess who's back
back

Harry Potter, 2001
I'm blew out from this blunt (sighs) fuck