First off, I want you all to know something. This is a COMPLETE joke and I hope everyone enjoys. I own nothing and if I did, Harry Potter would be the weirdest story haha.

There I was, all alone in the dark abyss of life. I felt sweat trickle down my spine. I knew it, I knew it was it was love at first sight. I looked into his golden orbs and felt warmth fill my body. I was in love with Buckbeak. I slowly walked over, even though all I wanted to do was run. I reached the magnificent bird and released the breath that I didn't even know I was holding. All I wanted to do was caress his soft feathers. Buckbeak looked up at me with a loving gaze, that stopped my heart. Just from that look I knew that Buckbeak loved me too. I happily jumped on his back and held him tight. Tears sprung to my eyes, knowing that something in my life was finally going right. No one understood how I felt, except Buckbeak. Screw my father, he doesn't know what love is. I looked down at the bird and scratched his neck, he huffed. Buckbeak lifted off the ground and we began to soar into the sunset. I, Draco Malfoy am in love with Buckbeak.