The Lazy Duo
It was a normal day at the Mario brothers' house, and Mario was eating pizza, ice cream, and some hot dogs on the porch.
"Mail call!" shouted Parakarry.
"Hey, Luigi! Get the mail!" said Mario.
"You lazy bucket of lard! You get it!" said Luigi.
"You wanna go, Luigi?"
"Fine, I'll get it!" and so Luigi went to get the mail(which was right by the porch).
Next day
"I'm hungry! Hey, Luigi! Why don't you go pick up some pizza?" said Mario.
"Cause' I don't want to. You get some!" said Luigi.
"You want to go?" Mario asked.
"Fine, I'll get some."
Next day
"Yo, Luigi! You need to go shopping. There is nothing to eat!" said Mario.
"Yah, I know what that's like!" said Luigi. "You go shopping!"
"No way! You wanna go?"
"Alright, Mario! I've had enough, you lazy bum! YOU GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE COUCH, TURN OFF THE T.V., AND GO SHOPPING!" said Luigi.
"Fine. Let's fight!"
"BATTLE!!!" they both shouted.
At the castle
"Toad, iorn my dress!"
"Toad, get some ice cream."
"Toad, thanks."
"Toad, un-clog the toilet."
"TOAD! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
"Toad, start over!"
"Toad, bring my dresses."
"Toad, open the door for me."
"PEACH, THAT'S IT! I can't take it! 'Toad, do this. Toad, do that.' TWENTY-SIX years that I served you well. And what do I get for it? ONE THANKS AND THIRTEEN DOLLARS AN HOUR! You, my lady, SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"GASP!!!! How dare you!!!! Guards! Take em' away! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!! Toad, you shall suffer in the dungeons if you don't like it here! HAHAHA!!!" said Peach.
Well, at the Mario brothers' house, Mario won, so Luigi was forced to do Mario's bidding.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Luigi! If you don't like the way things are, then you can just get the crap beaten out of you!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Mario.
It was a normal day at the Mario brothers' house, and Mario was eating pizza, ice cream, and some hot dogs on the porch.
"Mail call!" shouted Parakarry.
"Hey, Luigi! Get the mail!" said Mario.
"You lazy bucket of lard! You get it!" said Luigi.
"You wanna go, Luigi?"
"Fine, I'll get it!" and so Luigi went to get the mail(which was right by the porch).
Next day
"I'm hungry! Hey, Luigi! Why don't you go pick up some pizza?" said Mario.
"Cause' I don't want to. You get some!" said Luigi.
"You want to go?" Mario asked.
"Fine, I'll get some."
Next day
"Yo, Luigi! You need to go shopping. There is nothing to eat!" said Mario.
"Yah, I know what that's like!" said Luigi. "You go shopping!"
"No way! You wanna go?"
"Alright, Mario! I've had enough, you lazy bum! YOU GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE COUCH, TURN OFF THE T.V., AND GO SHOPPING!" said Luigi.
"Fine. Let's fight!"
"BATTLE!!!" they both shouted.
At the castle
"Toad, iorn my dress!"
"Toad, get some ice cream."
"Toad, thanks."
"Toad, un-clog the toilet."
"TOAD! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
"Toad, start over!"
"Toad, bring my dresses."
"Toad, open the door for me."
"PEACH, THAT'S IT! I can't take it! 'Toad, do this. Toad, do that.' TWENTY-SIX years that I served you well. And what do I get for it? ONE THANKS AND THIRTEEN DOLLARS AN HOUR! You, my lady, SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"GASP!!!! How dare you!!!! Guards! Take em' away! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!! Toad, you shall suffer in the dungeons if you don't like it here! HAHAHA!!!" said Peach.
Well, at the Mario brothers' house, Mario won, so Luigi was forced to do Mario's bidding.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Luigi! If you don't like the way things are, then you can just get the crap beaten out of you!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Mario.