Dear Fanfiction,
It has come to my attention that your writers happen to know of what happens in our everyday lives. I do not know how you have come to find this information, but it would be highly appreciated if you would stop. I would also like you to stop writing fictuous accounts of what happens to us. Some of my students have written passages to show their feelings about this. I have enclosed them in this letter.
Sincerely,
Chiron