Furry Maximus

Based on Naruto the Strange Human by FTDS, mostly because the Dood's apparently gonna delete it.

Naruto/Monster Musume crossover, harem, M rated,

Will include most, not all, of the girls in the series. Sage/God-like Naruto.

Miia, Ms. Smith, Papi, Centorea, Suu, Meroume, Zombina, Manako, Tionishia, Doppel, Rachnera, Polt, Kii, Lala, Ils, Merino, Cathyl.

Other guests: Cott, Ton, Liz, Kinu, Doppel, Draco, Lilith

OC characters, as well as maybe some crossover characters, may be included later.

FARM!

Don't flame or I'll release the chickens! (Millions of chickens look at you with murder in their beady little eyes. A green clad man bumps into one and the birds flock him. When they go away, all that's left are smashed up bones.) You have been warned.

Chapter 1: Young McMailstorm

Naruto was working on his flower garden when he heard his doorbell go off. He put down his tools and wiped the dirt off his hands before heading to the wraparound porch and going to the front of his house.

Naruto's home was built at the edge of a small town near Tokyo, close to the local market where he sold his crops, livestock, and occasionally the odd novel. Surrounding his home on all sides was an eight foot tall stone wall with a single gate at the front. The house itself was a four-story farm house large enough to house at least twenty. Currently, he was the only occupant.

Behind the house was a small farm. Naruto had maybe an acre to grow his fruits and vegetables, and a small barn for his one cow, half-dozen goats, and half-dozen sheep. He also has a chicken coop, home to about two dozen chickens, a large pond for aquatic livestock, and a wagon to transport his goods to the market.

Naruto turned the corner to the front of his house and saw two women; a tallish black-haired human in a business suit, and a red-haired and scaled Lamia. "Hello, Smith-San. I didn't expect you to arrive until tomorrow! This must by my new guest!"

When Naruto reached the two girls he held out his hand to the snake-girl. "Hello," he introduced, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, welcome to my home! Would you like the grand tour?" he then turned to his coordinator. "You know where the coffee is, or would you like to join us? I don't think you got the tour last time you were here."

Smith and Miia nodded at Naruto's proposal. Miia then introduced herself and they started the tour.

The ground floor of the house had a kitchen, bathroom, living room, an indoor pool, and two admittedly large guest rooms, with attached mini-bathrooms. All of the rooms were quite large, a centaur or even a lamia could move about any room with minimal difficulty. Naruto explained to the two women that he had built the entire house himself, and worked all the land around it, with the intent of providing a comfortable living space for Liminals, with some rooms already set and ready for specific types of monsters. The two girls were escorted to the second floor, which had four rooms. They were led to a room with a lizard shaped plaque hanging from it.

"This room was made for guests with reptilian bodies, who cannot withstand the cold very well. It has a private heating system with heated floors, walls, and beds. The bathroom has a toilet specifically made for guests with long tails, such as lamia and lizard folk," he informed them as he opened the door.

The room was quit warm indeed, and Miia felt right at home. The floor was covered in at least three inches of sand, but was level with the hallway floor, with the heating system under the floor… under the sand. There were four beds, with their posts deep in the sand. At the foot of each bed was a wooden platform poking a few inches above the sand, which Naruto informed the two women were for personal belongings like a chest or a desk chair, things they didn't want to get all sandy. There were also two large dressers, their legs reaching above the sand. Naruto easily moved one of the beds right next to another, making a single bed large enough for Miia to place her whole body on, even her tail, with room to spare.

After checking out the bathroom, and placing Miia's belongings on her new bed, Miia and Smith exited the room and followed Naruto to the end of the hall opposite to the stairs, where they saw what looked like an old-fashioned elevator platform.

"The elevator is made for liminals with bodies not suitable for the stairs. You will likely be using this more often, Miia-Chan. Although they are big, low steps, I would imagen it is still a bit rough on your underbelly," Naruto explained. Both girls 'Aaah'ed and nodded at the idea. It made sense; this very capable man built this place to house monsters of all kinds, so this would work well for anyone who could not use the stairs, be it because of lack of legs, depth perception, or whatever other reasons.

The two girls and Naruto entered the elevator, which had a collapsible grill gate on two sides and five buttons. "Mr. Uzumaki, what are these buttons for?" Miss Smith asked. Naruto pushed the button with a '1' on it. He then pointed at each button, from the bottom to the top.

"Basement; for storage and laundry. Ground floor; for front hall, kitchen, recreation, dining, large-size rooms, and main bathroom. Second floor; for medium-size rooms. Third floor; for more medium rooms, and access to the attic, which is mostly for storage but can be converted to another room. Roof; for roof access, allowing flying liminals a quick way up and down, and Jacuzzi, large enough for up to twenty people. Each medium room is large enough for two to four people, depending on size, and made for specific types of monsters. The large rooms on the first floor are for bigger liminals and can house two people each," he explained.

He then led the girls to the room with the pool. "The pool is mostly for aquatic liminals, although anyone can use it. Swimsuits are provided. There are suits for each main body type, and all suits are made of a highly elastic substance, even a milk minotaur could wear one, and be backed up for a month, easy, before it starts getting too thin." Miss Smith blushed AND paled at that statement. Miia was just confused. When Naruto saw Miia's look of confusion he explained.

"There are two types of minotaur's, battle and milk. Battle minotaur's have slightly bigger muscles and are more prone to violence. These kinds can be male or female. Milk minotaur's are female only, although they can reproduce with all the same things as battle type females. Milk types can produce milk, much like a heifer. They have to do it bi-daily at least, or they start swelling, becoming a major pain. Going four days without being milked can cause the breasts to grow a full cup size, after about a week without being milked they're at least three sizes too big and the minotaur starts getting sick. A month without being milked can be deadly to a milk minotaur."

Miia blushed at the part about the growing breasts and the milking, but paled when she heard about the sickness with possibility of death. As Naruto lead them to the living room again Miss Smith asked Naruto, "How do you know so much about minotaurs, Naruto-San? And how did you get the room for Miia-Chan so well suited for her type?" Naruto blushed a little before answering.

"I did a lot of research before I started building. Going to the library, visiting local families that were already hosting or had hosted before, talking to the liminals themselves about their wants and needs in a good residence, what their houses are like back home, their diets, racial habits and faults, whatever I thought would be helpful. I also did research on various animals, because many liminals are essentially Beast-People, so knowing about their animal counterparts can be useful as well. I even did extensive research on the anatomy of several species. I have seen things that cannot be un-seen." He shivered when he spoke that last part. Miia and Miss Smith looked quite surprised that he had done all that just in case he had to host a liminal of almost any type.

Naruto then led them out back. The girls were surprised when they saw the small farm from the rather large patio. There were a few fruit trees off to one side, a small field in the middle, containing several types of vegetables, and to the other side opposite to the trees were a barn, a chicken coop, and a smaller cottage like building. Vined plants were growing at the far side of the field opposite to the patio. A single woman was lying on a low lawn chair with a sprinkler on, and her hands in a bucket on either side of the chair. The woman had green leafy hair and was wearing wooden knee-length high-heels, with a moss bikini top and mid-thigh length skirt and wooden gloves from the look of her hands. Several chickens were pecking at her arms and legs, but she showed no signs of this affecting her, she just didn't seem to care. She looked towards the three when they reached the edge of the deck, just outside the reach of the sprinkler. She raised her hand in a wave, reveling she did, indeed, have thick wooden gloves on, before closing her eyes and lowering her hand back into the bucket.

Miss Smith just looked at the apparently young girl, easily in her early to mid-teens. "Is that a dryad? What is a liminal doing here without proper transcripts?" she asked semi-harshly, looking at the blond-haired man. Naruto shrugged, before answering, "I was walking home from the store about a week ago when I saw you and your group dealing with a guy and some small looking liminals. After you all left I saw something moving inside the car under a sack of porno and sex toys and bindings and whatnot. I pulled the sack out and saw her," pointing a thumb at the dryad, "trying to move. She looked very weak so I took her home and nursed her back to health. I was going to call you, but I figured it would be better to wait for you to come here with my official guest before telling you about Kii."

"Speaking of which," Naruto started before anyone could say anything, "I still have that sack, if you still need anything to bust that guy's ass for the whole kidnapping thing. I have a friend who used to do forensics, and asked him to do some checks. The toys and most of the bindings were clean, probably store fresh when you arrested that guy. The porno was mostly adults, a mix of humans and liminals, but some were homemade, and of the kids you found, plus Kii here."

Miss Smith snapped at this information. She was kind of laid back earlier, but was now in full business mode. "Yes, I'll take the offending items when I leave today, thank you for informing me. Also, this… Kii?" She looked at the dryad. Kii nodded at the name. "Naruto-Sama gave it to me. I never had a name before he gave me that one. I would like to stay here if I can. I am native to Japan, and I lived in a forest not far from here before that man took me. I like living with and working for Naruto-Sama."

Miss Smith nodded at the girl's words. "Very well, in that case you may stay. If you are not part of the program and are native to Japan then who am I to say where you can or cannot live?" Kii smiled before going back to her meal.

Naruto turned to the two women again. "In this house we wake up early in the morning to get started with the animals and crops, then in the afternoon we do housework before resting up around dusk and starting again around dawn. You may be an exchange student but you will not be freeloading, even if the government will help with finances. Everyone is expected to pull their fair share of the work," he explained to them.

Miia pointed at Kii, before asking, "What's she doing, then?" Naruto smiled, and then answered. "It's Saturday. Housework is optional on weekends, so you basically get the whole afternoon off to do as you please."

Miss Smith nodded at this system. By doing farm and house work throughout the week, any liminals who come to live here will get plenty of exercise and experience. A few things still bothered her, though.

"How did you manage to gather all the information you needed, plus build the house, all on your own?" Both Miia and Kii looked at the blond when that question was asked. Naruto raised his hands and made a cross-like symbol with his fingers. A slight bursting noise was heard and a puff of smoke appeared out of nowhere, before dissipating and showing a second Naruto, right next to the first. Miss Smith, Miia and Kii all dropped their jaws at this mystical marvel before them.

"Back home, my people are trained in the use of magic. This is the Shadow-Clone, one of my three main skills, the others being Transformation and Rasengan," he explained, before one Naruto disappeared into smoke and was replaced by a girl with long blond hair and a figure very much like Miia's, and the other made a glowing blue sphere appear in his hand, before slamming it into the ground and making a small crater, scaring off the chickens and making that Naruto burst into smoke. The smoke cleared and there was once again a single, male Naruto, as well as a new hole in the ground.

Miss Smith smiled. With this 'cloning spell', Naruto would be able to provide a guide for multiple liminals who all wanted to go different places all at once. "Tell me, Naruto," Miss Smith asked, "How would you like to play host to some more liminals?"

Naruto smiled at the slightly older woman. "Gladly, I made this place to support dozens, and I could use the help. Ever since I left my old town, it's gotten more tiring to make multiple clones, I can't make any more than a few dozen for any more than about five hours a week."

Miss Smith asked one last question. "How are you able to afford all this power? Your hydro bill must be astronomical." Naruto just pulled the girls off the deck and pointed at the roof. The two girls could see a large number of solar panels, small wind turbines and rain barrels on the roof. They were both beyond impressed. Miss Smith then took the sack - which Naruto had mostly emptied earlier in the week, leaving only the stuff that could be used as real evidence - and drove off. Miia went back up to her room and started unpacking her things. She was going to love this stay while it lasted.

Chapter one end.

Chapter one is OVER! Next few chapters will introduce some OCs before heading to the main story. Not only will OCs be used, but I will also be bringing in characters from Okayado-Sama's other works, as well as some others. I will introduce OCs at the beginning of each chapter. Crossover characters will be introduced at the end of the chapter. Fair you well! Please like, fav and subscribe.

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