Akito on HAPPY PILLS!!
Hatori stopped writing abruptly as he heard a scream echo through the main house.
He had gotten to know that scream very well in the time he had been the dragon:
Akito was on a rampage…again.
As he ran down the hall, he wondered what it could be that was making her so upset.
Was it her mother? Or maybe it was Honda-san?
It could just as easily be both, the doctor knew.
He steeled himself for whatever scene he might find on the other side of the door, then quickly slid it open and jumped inside, ready to restrain Akito if needed.
The sight that greeted him was the strangest he'd ever seen.
Akito was wearing a green women's kimono and had a large quantity of various make up products on her face.
"HATORI!!" Akito yelled as she met his eye. She scampered over to him and waved her arms around, making the colorful embroidery on the kimono glitter in the sun that was entering through the window. "Well, what to you think?! Isn't it just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your ENTIRE LIFE!! Oh, I just love it!! And I love Kareno too! Do you know why? He GOT IT FOR ME!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! ME! That was so nice of him!! Oh, I just love him to DEATH!! And you too, Hatori! You've been so nice to me, taking care of me when I'm sick and everything. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!" She squealed, giving him a bear hug.
For the first time in a very long time, the collected doctor found himself at a loss for words.
Finally, he was able to clear is throat and speak.
"What…brought you to this, Akito. You seem…unusually happy today. Did something happen?"
"Oh Hatori don't be silly! All I did was take those pills you left by the door!"
"What pills?" he asked, instantly focused. "I never gave you any pills."
"They were by the door when I woke up this morning, stop being so goofy!" She admonished. Suddenly she pulled away from him in horror.
"I know what's going on Hatori! Why didn't you tell me earlier!?" She swept past him and out into the hall.
"Everybody HELP! Hatori's having a MID LIFE CRISIS!! What do we DOOOOOOO!! Do we buy him a car?? A really fast one? NO NO NO!! WAIT, HE NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT?? That's the problem, RIGHT?!" she yelled at a servant who was carrying towels down the hall.
The servant dropped them in shock and stared after Akito.
Hatori sighed.
How was he ever going to explain this one?
Okay, yah. It's a one shot deal with it. This is my first fic, so no flames, please. it's really short, I know, but it's late and I'm tired and There's al lot going on right now.
I'll write other stuff that'll be longer, but for now...yeah. Oh, Spooky4ever, is Akito funny? have I succeded?