Our Knuckle Headed Sensei
"I wonder what baa-chan wants with me, it must be something big since you don't wake someone up at 4:00 in the morning!" grumbled a pissed of Naruto as he walked down the village road to the Hokage tower. Over the 2 and a half years training with Jiraiya Naruto has grown into a well known, powerful, intelligent and overall very handsome man. Though he seems more mature now he is still a hyperactive, knuckleheaded, unpredictable ninja who still wishes to become Hokage. Now a jounin he is steadily on his path of being Hokage.
The golden haired jounin slowly made his way up the stairs of the Hokage tower. "Oi baa-chan this better be important or else I'm gonna trash all your sake bottles" shouted Naruto as he barged into the office not bothering to knock. "Damn it Naruto, can't you show some respect! you think i enjoy coming this early to this damn office!" hollered the ageing Hokage. "Whatever, just hurry up and tell me whats so important so i can go back home already". Tsunade rubbed her temples trying to keep the headache down while searching for a cursed folder that started this mess. When she finally found it an evil grin spread across her face like wildfire, which made Naruto sweat bullets. "Heh heh heh, i've got a very special mission for you Naruto" Tsunade said in a sweet voice, perhaps to sweet since Naruto was on high alert. "Well whats the mission baa-chan?" asked an uncomfortable blond. " This mission is very dangerous and you have to deal with monsters who act sweet but are silent killers, many have taken this mission but some went crazy after just the first few days" the Hokage said slowly.
"Well then whats the mission?!" Naruto asked with a bit of fear in his voice.
"Your mission Naruto..." Tsunade said.
"Yeah...".
"Is to...".
"Uh huh...".
"Its very dangerous, many have taken this mission but some went crazy after just the first few days" said Tsunade.
"DAMN IT YOU ALREADY SAID THAT JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY" shouted Naruto.
"Your mission is to be a jounin teacher at the academy and teach a group of fresh academy students" Tsunade finally said all the while finding Naruto's facial expression turn from surprise and shock to anger and horror very interesting.
The silence in the office that moment was so great that you could hear a senbon needle drop perfectly clear. '5...4...3...2...1...blast off!' Tsunade thought silently.
"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME BAA-CHAN!" shouted the blond so loudly that the Hokage's desk shook from the vibration of his voice. 'damn it the kid and his loud mouth, its to early in the morning to put up with this shit' the Hokage thought with a headache. "Naruto will you come down already! its not that bad, besides your great with kids" Tsunade said trying to calm the freaked out blond. "But baa-chan what makes you think i'll be a good teacher, i was the 'dead last' of my graduation class" the blond replied after taking a few deep breaths. "To be old and wise one must first be young and stupid, you have what it takes to be a great no scratch that a fantastic teacher Naruto Namikaze" said Tsunade trying to act like a Hokage for the first time.
"ooookkkkaaaayyyy, i didn't get a single word you just said but i still say NO WAY AM I GOING TO BE A DAMN JOUNIN TEACHER!" said Naruto. "Look Naruto i know its kind of a shock since its so early in the morning but you'll do fine" the Hokage said.
"Still baa-chan i'm not a chunin anymore remember? i'm jounin now" Naruto said trying to get out of this situation.
"Don't worry, you'll still be jounin rank i just want you to teach one class and thats that" said Tsunade casually.
"but...i...".
"NO MORE 'BUTS' MR NAMIKAZE! IF I HEAR ONE MORE EXCUSE I'LL GRIND YOUR MANHOOD IN A SMOOTHIE MACHINE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNDERSTAND!? shouted Tsunade who was clearly pissed at the blond's poor excuses.
"gulp, yes m'am" whimpered a terrified Naruto.
"Good" Tsunade said sitting back down "heres the class profile, you will start your teaching one week from now" she said while handing him a brown envelope.
"Yes m'am" said a defeated Naruto. While he was heading to the door he mumbled something in the lines of "stupid old hag forcing me to teach a bunch of whiney kids". The following afternoon everyone who went to see the Hokage noticed a huge hole beside the office's main door in the shape of a soon to be teacher. The poor wall never stood a chance as the Blond ran right through it when he heard the starting sound of a smoothie machine.