Panty & Stocking

Kid Icarus Style

In Doten City.

Panty was on her Facebook page.

Panty: Stocking! Check this out!

Stocking: What?!

Panty: See what this asshole put on as a joke. "What Greek God is the windiest? Ares!"

Stocking: So?

Panty: So?! Look at this guy! No guy that hot should be telling sh*ttyjoke that.

Stocking: It's not that big of a deal.

Panty: Oh yeah?! Look at this guy!

Panty presses Stocking's face up on the screen to see an angel.

Stocking: Well he's pretty sexy, but you're making a big deal out of nothing. What's his status?

Panty: Single but looks like he's got a lot of friends who are girls.

Stocking: Damn! He looks kinda hot.

Panty: This is like that time you fell for that ghost Stocking.

Suddenly Garterbelt walks in with Chuck.

Garter: What's going on here?

Stocking: Panty's complaining because some sexy dude made a sucky joke.

Garter: Who's this guy?

Panty: It says his name is Pit.

Garter: Well what was the joke?

Panty: It's a joke about a Greek God.

Garter: What?! No one insults the lord! Angels were going after this prick!

Panty: Alright!

Stocking: I knew I should have stayed in bed.

Garter: We have to bring Breif too.

Panty: Sh*t!

Meanwhile...

Pit: Lady Palutena!

Palutena: Yes Pit?

Pit: Some girl on Facebook said that my Ares joke wasn't funny.

Palutena: Well it did kind of suck.

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