BWHAHAHA! And AUish story for 'yall! Ew. Okie accent. XD

In this, Carlisle is SINGLE, and ESME is DEAD. GOT IT? GOOD! xD I'm hyper, and it's 2:33 am...Not good.. :

MY POV

I was rounding the corner when I ran smack dab into someone. I braced myself for the impact that was sure to come. Instead, a pair of warm, muscled arms wrapped around my waist. I looked up and was met by a pair of deep blue eyes. I gasped. He was beautiful. Sharp cheek bones, a slightly square jaw, and messy blonde hair.

"Are you all right?" he asked, a look of concern on his face.

I made the mistake of looking into his sea blue eyes. "I-uh-I-yes," I stammered.

A half smile appeared on his face. He set me back on my feet. I wobbled. "Are you sure you're okay?"

"No, I'm not," I said, telling the truth.

"We can step into my office, so that you can regain your balance," he offered. I noticed the sthescope around his neck, and the white doctor's coat.

I nodded my head, and we stepped into an office, that had a door with a sign that read, 'Dr. Carlisle Cullen'.

"Are you a patient, or a guest?" he asked, steering me to the couch, and setting me down.

"Receptionist, and I slam into a doctor on my first day at work. Well, at least I wasn't holding hot coffee...," I said, muttering the last part.

"Oh, so you're the new receptionist. And that is quite good that you weren't holding coffee. I don't really mind the 'you running into me' part, though..." He whispered the end.

"Huh?"

"Nothing."

"Well, my name is Isabella Alice McCarty," I told him, as he sat down next to me.

"My son, Edward, has a fiance named Bella, and by the way, you two are almost identical. I now see what Emmett meant by that. I also have a daughter named Alice." He smiled at me. I glanced at his crossed fingers on his lap. He caught my brief glance and added, "I adopted Edward and Alice about three years ago, when I was twenty."

I wondered why he was telling me all of this.

"My brother, Emmett, has a girlfriend, Rosalie Hale, who has a twin brother, Jasper Hale, who I'm pretty sure dates Alice..."

"I know Emmett. Strange kid, he is," he laughed. I committed his laugh to memory. It was musical. I laughed with him, and winced. The impact brought on one of my killer headaches. (A/N:I seriously get these ALL OF THE TIME!)

"Are you all right?" he asked, putting his arm around my shoulder.(A/N: Did you notice that the Cullen men ask this ALL OF THE TIME?)

"Headache," I moaned. "I get them all of the time. I was going to see a doctor in a few weeks, after I had made an appointment."

"You could give me the details, and I could get you some pain medication for it," he said.

"Okay."

"How often do you get these?"

"Once or twice a day."

"Does ibuprofen help? Or Aspirin, or Tylenol?"

"Not really."

We stopped the Q and A when I put my hands on my head and moaned again.

"Are you allergic to any medicines?" he asked, standing up, and walking to the door.

"Paxel," I answered immediately. (A/N: I think it was some sort of anti-depressant, but it made my jaw have tremors, for like, two weeks. And I only took TWO PILLS! UGH! Yes, I was depressed, now, go die slowly in a corner, and leave me alone! xD)

"Can you take (fill in blank)?"

I nodded.

"I will get you some now, and bring a prescription." He left the room, and shut the door.

Wow, I thought, if Edward is engaged, isn't he about the same age as Carlisle? Confusing.

Carlisle walked back in. I took the paper cup, and the pill, and swallowed both. "I will get you a prescription once the office isn't so full."

"Would it be too personal if I asked why Edward and Alice are about the same age as you are?" I asked Carlisle.

"No, it's fine," he said as he sat back on the couch. "Edward and Alice's mom, Esme, was my sister. She was about twenty years older than I am. Edward is only three years younger than me, and Alice is actually older than I am by four months. Esme dies three years ago, and I adopted Edward, seeing as he was only seventeen at the time. Alice just, kind of, joined in, as you could say. The think of me as a father figure, which is kind of awkward, to say the least, considering we grew up together," Carlisle explained.

"Wow. Must be kind of weird to have a daughter/neice that is four months older than you are."

He laughed. "Sometimes." He stared at my face. "I swear, you look exactly like Bella." I blushed. Carlisle smiled. "She blushes constantly, too. Would i-"

Run, baby, run
Don't ever look back,
They'll tear us apart,
If you give them the chance.
Don't sell your heart,
Don't say we're not meant to be,
Run, baby, run,
Forever we'll be...
You and me...

I jumped at the sound of my phone ringing.

"Hello?"

"Emm? Is that you?" I asked.

"Have you met Carlisle yet?"

"Actually I'm on his couch in his office."

"Ooh la la!"

I blushed. Carlisle smirked. "Shut up, Emm! What kind of girl do you take me for?!" Carlisle burst out laughing.

"God, Isali. Stop it or you'll kill the poor man. And it's not my fault if you're sexually repressed!"

"Emmett James McCarty! SHUT. UP!" I slammed the phone closed. I looked over at Carlisle who was wiping tears from his eyes.

"Sorry, but the look on your face, and what I imagined Emmett said, it was just too funny."

"Emmett is borderline retarded, so the possibilities are endless." We both cracked up.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
The taste of her cherry chapstick.
I ki-

I blushed madly, and picked up the phone. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, MARY?!" I practically screamed into the phone.

"A simple 'hello', or a 'how ya doin' would have been nice."

"You had to make that your ring-tone, didn't you?"

"Yep!"

"Well, you called at the worst possible moment."

I heard a squeal. I held the phone away and I knew that Carlisle heard it. "YOU'RE HAVING SEX?!"

I looked over at Carlisle, who was looking at the bookcase like it was really interesting. A light blush was across his sharp cheekbones. I was completely scarlet. "NO, I'M NOT!"

"SO! YOU'RE STILL A TWENTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN, EH?!"

I swear my hands even turned red. "MARY MARTHA! SHUT UP!" I hung up again. I looked over at Carlisle, who's blush had become more prominent. "Heh, sorry about that...I swear she's on Speed..."

He cleared his throat. "Would it be way too forward of me to ask for you and Emmett to come to dinner tomorrow night?" Carlisle asked.

I blushed some more. "No, not at all."

"I really don't think that color is a healthy color to be," he said. I smacked his arm, and an electric current went through me.

"Well, I'll have you call me?" I asked/said.

"Do I get my own special ring-tone?"

"Yes. Now, will you call me?"

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Write this down, it is kind of confusing...," I told him, and he got a piece of paper, and a pen. "1-594-1025-4568-1023," I told him.

"Why are there so many numbers?" he asked.

"I have NO idea. When you call me, and we get a time sent up, we can figure out what your 'special ring-tone' will be, alright?"

"Okay. Bye...What should I call you? You have a long name," he asked.

"Isali," I replied, before walking out of the office, to my desk.

SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK?! And yes, I do think that Mary is on Speed, or something. Everyone else swears she has the worst case of ADHD in the world...Review or I won't UPDATE! And the songs used, are...Check Yes Juliet, by We The Kings, (Look it up on You Tube), and I Kissed A Girl, by Katy Perry. Mary and I are currently addicted to it. I've listened to it 126 times on my iTunes...XD

Now, REVIEW!