Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young boy lived within a mansion with his two brothers; Thaddeus and Thor. Their father, Doofenshmirtz, was mean and demanding; just as Thaddeus and Thor were. They worked the young boy as a slave. His name was Phineas. Phineas worked hard every day. As he worked hard, he smiled and sang. He always hid his feelings about Thaddeus, Thor, and Doofenshmirtz. Every day it was "PHINEAS! PHINEAS COME HERE! PHINEAS, WHERE ARE YOU?!" Phineas would always remain calm and try to do fifty things at once. One day, Phineas's life changed forever. Phineas woke up early. He wanted to get a head start on the literally, 100 chores he had to do.
"Good morning, Perry," Phineas said to their pet platypus as he got dressed. He walked down the rickety wooden, staircase. The second he opened the front door, he heard, "PHINEAS! KEEP IT DOWN!" Phineas just simply rolled his eyes. He walked outside and quietly shut the door.
"I was barely making a sound," he said to himself. Perry chattered to him.
"Yeah, it's probably best to just keep my opinions to myself," Phineas said. He opened the farm door and walked inside. He grabbed some eggs from the hens' nests and started to place them carefully in a bowl. When he was about to place the last egg in there, he heard, "PHINEAS! COME HERE, NOW!" The voice startled him so much, he dropped the egg, causing three other eggs to break.
"Fumbuckets!" Phineas said. He hurried to Doofenshmirtz's room to talk to him. He opened the door and then, Thor shouted, "PHINEAS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN!" Phineas grinded his teeth together angrily. He resisted himself coming in violently and slamming the door. Instead, he took a deep breath in through his nose and out through his mouth. He calmly entered the room and quietly shut the door.
"PHINEAS!" Thor roared, "KEEP IT DOWN!" Phineas stepped forward. 'Course, he never tells dad to keep his voice down! Phineas thought to himself.
"Phineas, Thaddeus told me that he found something certain on his supper plate last night," Doofenshmirtz said. Phineas cocked his head to the right.
"Cat pee," Doofenshmirtz said.
"I-I swear! I had no ide-!"
"I'm going to go easy on you, this time. Don't let it happen again," Doofenshmirtz said.
"Wait! We don't even have a cat," Phineas said. Heinz just excused him. Phineas walked out the door. He went back down to harvest some wheat to make Thor's bacon sandwich.
"PHINEAS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EGGS?! I ASKED FOR HARD BOILED, NOT FRIED! THEY'RE ALSO STICKING TO EGG SHELLS!" Thaddeus said. Phineas started towards Thaddeus's room when he heard, "PHINEAS! WHERE'S MY BACON SANDWICH?!" Phineas bit his lower lip. He probably would have a lot to do that day.
King Monogram and Queen Cinderella lied comfortably in bed.
"Cinderella, I'm worried about our daughter," Cinderella looked up from the book she was reading.
"Every night all night, she would just simply gaze at the horizon. She sometimes even whispers to herself 'he's out there. I just know it'," Monogram said.
"Think that she's talking about the one she's destined to be with?" Cinderella asked. Monogram nodded.
"Should we ask her if she's alright meeting every boy in the kingdom…" Monogram asked. Cinderella smiled.
"Like your father?" Cinderella said. Monogram chuckled lightly and nodded. Cinderella nodded. Monogram then got up and walked to their daughter's, Isabella, room. Monogram opened the door.
"Daughter?" Monogram said. He saw his daughter standing on her balcony with a dreamy look looking into the distant horizon.