I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! -throws confetti-
As you all can probably tell, I'm very happy to be back online! It's been pretty hectic these days. I've got a big test this Thursday for APWH, and my teacher's been working us really hard to study for it, so that's been taking up most of my time. That and I've also been going to the review sessions the teacher set up, and the marching band practices that are in May so the fresh meat—I mean, the incoming members, can get a feel for it. In summation, I've been busy AH (or as heck).
But anyway, here's a little gift for y'all that I wanted to get posted. Please enjoy! I wrote this a couple months ago and then forgot about it, so there'll be no evidence of me needing to get my groove back. Enjoy, dearies!
Why Everybody Blames Gingka
"GINGKA!"
The door to the communal kitchen burst open, and an enraged Kyoya stormed in. Although he was wearing a towel around his head in addition to his regular clothes, he still looked pretty terrifying. Tithi squeaked and moved to hide behind Aguma.
"I KNOW YOU DID THIS, GINGKA!" Kyoya shouted in fury.
"What did I do?" Gingka asked in genuine curiosity.
"You must calm down first, Blader of Spring," Dynamis said to him. "It does no good to allow anger to cloud your common sense."
Everyone stared at him as he took a sip of tea.
"Okay, then," Gingka said slowly. He turned back to Kyoya. "Anyway, what did I do to get you so mad?"
Kyoya blinked at him, then remembered why he was so mad. "Oh yeah, right. You put hair dye in my shampoo again, didn't you?!"
"Waah!" Kenta exclaimed. "Why would you do that again, Gingka?!"
(As everyone knew, Kyoya was very possessive of his shampoo.)
"What? I never even touched your shampoo this morning! Tell him, guys!"
"He is right, Kyoya," Aguma said. "Gingka was in here with us the entirety of the time you were in the shower."
"Yeah, he was," King agreed. Chris and Kenta nodded.
"I agree. It seems Mr. Gingka has a watertight alibi, Mr. Kyoya," Yuki said to the blader. "So why accuse him of putting hair dye in your shampoo again?"
"Because the color of the dye he put in my shampoo is the same shade of blue he wears!"
"Come on, Kyoya," Tsubasa said to him. "It can't be that bad."
"Oh yeah?"
And with a flourish, Kyoya whipped the towel off his head. His hair stuck up in the style it always was, but there was one slight difference: his hair was indeed blue.
At the sight of his hair, Chris and Yuki both spat out their tea at the same time, Kenta and Tithi burst into hysterical laughter, King snorted into his bowl of Reese's Puffs, and Tsubasa and Aguma tried hard to keep a straight face, at which they were failing epically. Even Dynamis looked amused at the sight. Hikaru had enough decency to hide her smile behind her hand. Gingka just stared with his mouth halfway open.
Kyoya glared at them all. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Jerks."
Then he turned and stalked out of the kitchen to make an attempt to wash the dye out. (And on a side note, it took him five washes to get it out, which resulted in everyone being forced to use cold water when they went to take a shower that day.)
"Why does he think that I did it?" Gingka asked once everyone had gotten over the hilarity of the sight.
"Perhaps it is because you have played a practical joke on everyone else here at least thrice?" Dynamis suggested as he took another sip of tea.
"What? When have I played a practical joke on anyone?"
Everyone sweatdropped at him.
"Then I guess you're forgetting the time I found my pictures of my head photoshopped onto eagles all over the building?" Tsubasa asked.
"And the time when you made the genre of music called heavy metal play while I was trying to meditate?" Dynamis added. (He had to do daily meditation in order to stay as calm as he always is.)
"Then there was the time you put buckets of water over our doors," King stated, gesturing to himself and Chris.
"And the time you put rubber snakes in my bed," Yuki added.
"And the time you put itching power in my hand cream," Hikaru remembered.
"And the time you drew unicorns on my arms in black marker while I was asleep," Aguma added.
"And the time you put a noise-making machine underneath my chair," Kenta also added.
"And the time when you made the loudspeaker play the Duck Song all day!" Tithi finished.
Gingka held up his hands. "Okay, guys, I get it, I've pranked you guys a few times. But seriously, that doesn't justify blaming me for everything that happens around here!"
Everyone glanced at each other.
The Next Day
CRASH.
"AAHG! WHO PUT WATER OVER MY—GINGKA!"
BOOM.
"coughcough What the heck was—MR. GINGKA!"
Gingka, who was training with Pegasus in the training room, turned as the double doors burst open and two angry looking bladers came in. It was Kyoya, who was soaking wet, and Yuki, whose face and torso were covered in soot.
"Whoa! What happened to you guys?" Gingka questioned.
"What happened was that you put a bucket of water over my door!" Kyoya said furiously. "I am a lion, the King of the Cats! I don't like water!"
"Then how is it you shower every day?" Gingka asked curiously.
"Can we stay on subject, please?" Yuki asked crossly. "I just got a face-full of soot because someone, i.e. YOU, mixed chemicals together that EXPLODE when combined!"
"Wha—how could I have done that when I can't even name ten elements on the Periodic Table?" Gingka exclaimed.
Yuki gave him a look. "It's really not that hard, any old idiot could've done it."
"Come on, guys, I've been in here training all day!" Gingka protested. "I was nowhere near your room, Kyoya, or the lab!"
Kyoya just growled and stalked out of the room. Yuki shook his head before exiting behind him.
Gingka sighed and went back to training. "Seriously, what's next?" he mumbled to himself. "Kenta and Chris coming in saying someone put stink bombs in their rooms?"
BOOM.
BOOM.
Two simultaneous voices echoed throughout the building, "GINGKA!" before they were cut off my coughing.
About a minute later, Kenta and Chris came into the room.
Gingka sighed and turned around. Immediately a bad smell hit his nose and he waved a hand over. "Whew! You guys stink!"
"We stink because SOMEBODY put stink bombs in our rooms!" Chris replied hotly.
"Did you put stink bombs in our rooms, Gingka?" Kenta asked. He was significantly calmer than Chris, looking more frustrated than mad.
"No!" Gingka said in frustration. "No, I did not put stink bombs in your rooms, just like I did NOT put a bucket of water over Kyoya's door and like I did NOT cause an explosion in Yuki's lab! Seriously, you guys, I may have pranked you all before, but I'm telling the truth right now!"
Chris sighed in aggravation. "You better be telling the truth, or I'll slug you," he threated. "C'mon, Kenta, let's see if we can get the stink off of us."
And they left.
A couple hours later, the bladers and Tsubasa were hanging out in the lounge. They were all silent, relaxing after a long morning of training. Kyoya (who had gotten his hair back to its normal color by then) was in dry clothes, and only small traces of soot remained in Yuki's hair and on his face and clothes. Chris and Kenta had also mostly gotten rid of the smell, but they still stunk a bit.
The peaceful atmosphere was suddenly, and very unexpectedly, ruined by the sound of an air horn tearing through the entire building. Everyone jumped. Tithi was so surprised he fell off the couch.
"What is that?" he asked fearfully, hiding behind Dynamis. Dynamis himself was looking around in confusion.
Tsubasa stuck a finger in his ear, wincing. "It's called an air horn," he said to them. "It makes a really loud noise."
"No kidding," King stated, also sticking a finger in his ear. "Is your dad testing out the alarm system or something?" he asked Gingka. Gingka shrugged.
Kyoya stood up. "I'm gonna go see what all the noise is about," he declared. But when he opened the door, the sound rang out again, making everyone cover their ears. He quickly shut the door. The noise stopped. Kenta looked over at the door, then got up off the ground and went to stand next to Kyoya. He opened the door all the way, and the noise rang out, this time the loudest it had been so far.
Everyone covered their ears again. "Close the door!" Tsubasa shouted.
Kenta quickly shut the door, making the noise stop.
"Why does that sound keep going off?" Aguma asked aloud. He turned to Yuki, along with everyone else.
Yuki looked around at them all. "What?"
"You are the only one here with the highest intellect," Dynamis told him. "Therefore, you must have a theory about why that sound keeps going off."
With more understanding on why they were all looking at him, Yuki said thoughtfully, "Well when you put it that way, I can see why you're asking me. The reason why the air horn keeps going off is most likely because someone rigged them so that whenever someone opens a door, they go off."
Slowly, everyone's heads swiveled around to look at Gingka.
"Okay, seriously, guys?" Gingka stood up, throwing his hands in the air. "I. Did not. Do it. I didn't do anything that ever happened to you guys today!"
"Oh, really?" Aguma said to him. "Then how do you explain these?"
He pulled out two pictures and showed them to Gingka. One was a mug shot of Aguma, but it had devil horns, a curled moustache, and a pointed beard drawn in red marker, with the words "I HAVE NO LIFE" written across the bottom. The other one was a mug shot of King, but someone had photoshopped his face so that he had eyeshadow, lipstick, and blush on his face, all in pink. The picture also featured a pink bow standing out against King's blue hair.
"We found a whole bunch of these in our rooms," King told the shocked blader. "And I seem to remember you playing a prank involving photoshopping before."
"And what about me and Dynamis?" Tithi piped up. "We were in the library earlier and a bucket of raw eggs fell on our heads!"
"Yes," Dynamis confirmed. "And I must say, it took a very long period of time to get the egg out of our hair."
Gingka just stood there with his mouth hanging open. Finally he said, "Listen, guys, I'm telling the truth. I didn't do any of the pranks that happened today! Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry for playing all the pranks I've ever played on you guys! Kyoya, I'm sorry I put shampoo in your hair the first time, okay? I'm sorry for everything, guys!"
Then he turned and rushed out of the room. The air horn sounded out during the short time the door was open before he closed it behind him.
The remaining bladers in the room watched him go, then sat in silence. Finally, Kyoya said aloud,
"I just want to know: who did put the hair dye in my shampoo yesterday?"
Tithi grinned and raised his hand. "And I mixed together all the chemicals in Yuki's lab so they would explode!" he added proudly.
"That was you? I was the one who rigged the air horns," Yuki reported.
"Chris and I did the photoshopping," King revealed.
Chris nodded. "Yeah, it took a while to figure out how to do it, but we got it."
"I did all the pictures," Aguma said, holding up the picture of him. "Dynamis and I also put the stink bombs in Chris and Kenta's rooms."
"Yes, and we must thank you, Yuki, for making them for us," Dynamis said to Yuki.
"No problem, Mr. Dynamis. The stink should wear off completely in about an hour, by the way," Yuki added to Chris and Kenta.
"Tithi and I did the bucket of water and the buckets of eggs," Kenta reported, fist bumping Tithi. "Which reminds me, I never want to be on top of a library shelf again."
Tsubasa looked at them all, dumbfounded. "Are you guys saying that you did all those pranks?" he asked in astonishment.
"The plan was to prank each other and then blame it on Gingka," Kyoya said to him. "We wanted to rile him up enough so that he would eventually apologize for pranking all of us."
"Speaking of which," King turned to Tsubasa. "You may want to stay out of your room for a while."
"Why?"
"Yuki and I put a loudspeaker in your room that'll start playing music by an American rock band called ACDC seriously loud whenever you go in," he explained.
"I can disable it later, Mr. Tsubasa," Yuki offered.
"Thanks, Yuki. And I have to say, guys, I never would've thought it was all you if I didn't just hear you all confess to it," Tsubasa remarked. "I'm impressed. Do you have anything else planned?"
He was both surprised and unsurprised to see all eight bladers smirk at each other. "What did you do?"
"We may have put glitter bombs in his sock drawer," Kyoya replied with a sly smirk, "and we may have photoshopped Gingka's face onto a Pegasus, which we may have made about fifty thousand copies of that we may have hidden so well he'll be finding them for the rest of the week." He turned to the others. "Am I missing anything?"
"The loudspeaker we may have put in Gingka's room that'll be playing the Duck Song nonstop the entire night," Kenta added. "And the gorilla tape we may have put in his bed so he can't get out of it tomorrow morning."
"And the other speaker we may have put in his room that's going to play a Justin Bieber song when he goes inside!" Tithi finished with a happy grin.
Tsubasa whistled. "I guess I wouldn't want to be Gingka right now,"
"Agreed," everyone said in unison.
Just then, from one floor above, everyone heard "Baby, Baby," by Justin Bieber begin to play. In the next second, they heard Gingka's horrified scream when he recognized the song.
Tithi giggled. "He's gonna be so mad tomorrow morning!"
"At least we got our apology," Yuki stated.
Kyoya smirked. "And our revenge."
TA-DAAAAAA! I hoped you liked it!
I'm planning on making this story basically a series of oneshots focusing on the lives of the Legendary Bladers as they all live together at the WBBA. If you all like it, I'll continue. Please tell me in your reviews what I should do! Should I continue? Or should I just abandon this story?
Gingka: -praying- Please abandon it, please abandon it.
Me: I HEARD THAT! -repeatedly whacks him with a foam sword-
Gingka: HEY! QUIT IT!
Me: EAT FOAM, SUCKA! -to you readers- Read and review! And wish me luck on my APWH exam, cause I REALLY want that college credit!
Gryffyn out. Peace!