Once Upon a Ramen
Whee my first fan fiction…like ever! xD
This is all new for me, so I hope you guys won't be mean eheh xD
I'm merely suddenly in the mood to write, so as of now this is a one-shot. Though it all depends on YOU guys my reviewers :D The more reviews and hits I get...well lets just say, I'll maybe change it from an 'one-shot' to an actual fic. =D
Summary: Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, enjoys his ramen FAR too much, until a certain blonde 50+years old Godaime Hokage Tsunade decides to change that. Along with the rest of the rookie-nine, would they be able to stop the ramen loving prankster?
Pairing: Naru x Sakura, Sasuke x OCC, Shikamaru x Temari, Chouji x OCC, Kiba x Hinata, Neji x Tenten and others more!
Well here I go –
T11ky: "Its about damn time I get this started!"
Naruto: "Oi! Let's get this started…NOW! I want my ramen!" *starts drooling excessively*
Sakura: "Ew…Ne Naruto-no-baka show some respect to T11ky-kun! *bonks Naruto on the head* And you really can't eat ramen forever you know Naru-kun…"
Naruto: "Oww!!!...Eh…Sakura-chan! When did you get her-
*CRACK! Naruto goes out cold*
Sakura: O_O "Naruto-kun! *Runs towards him* ne…Sasuke…you shouldn't have used that bat..Hitting Naruto-kun's my job!"
Appears out of the shadows
Sasuke *throws the bat away*: "He was being downright annoying…I was merely helping T11ky-san" *grins evily*
T11ky*Sweatdrops*: "A..hah…he was asking for it…anyways he'll be fine…Sakura-chan care to do the disclaimer?"
Sakura: "Sure T11ky-kun! *Holds out Disclaimer speech*
*cough cough* Ahem! T11ky-kun does not own any off the Naruto characters, places, speeches or whatsoever! Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto! If he did, he'll never have to work for centuries! He only owns whatever OCC and how he writes in this fic!"
T11ky: "Yay, awesome job Sakura-chan! Now onwards with my first fic!"
"…" Speaking
'…' Thinking/Flashback
"…" Inner Persona/Bijuu
... Author Notes
Chapter 1: The cut down of Ramen
Many months have passed since the return of each member in Team7 who went under the tutelage of the great Densetsu no Sannin. (The legendary three ninjas)
Within the many months, many events happened, One was Naruto, Sakura and Sai, along with the ANBU Yamato and the ex-ANBUcaptain Kakashi , had finally brought back Sasuke Uchiha from the snake Sannin, Orochimaru. To say it was easy, was a serious understatement, to also say getting Sasuke back to normal was no simple job. Hell it was even categorized as a A-Rank mission. But to no avail, he was still a somewhat angry emotional guy, which happened to be 'good enough' for the council. And the other being the reduction of ramen in a certain knuckleheaded blonde by the name of Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto.
~Random Walkway in Konoha~
"Arrgh that damn Teme! Always got to make life difficult for everyone… That teme needs serious anger management…after all these years he still packs a punch...god my arm's sooo sore…somebody better take out that stick that's highly stucked up his ass fast. Heh i now wonder how Sakura-chan feels about him returning…ehehe..Sakura-chan…" *starts thinking…inappropriate thoughts while drooling a bit*
"WAH! Now's not the time to think about Sakura-chan like that!" chuckled Naruto with a little bit of pink on his cheeks as he whipped off his drool."Though she has become much more pretty through-out the years…"
"Ohayo Naruto-kun! Did you mention my name just now?" spoke an rather cheerful Sakura who came around the corner.
"AH! Sakura-chan! Um..ehehe…no I didn't! You must be hearing things" "Crap! what'd i say??" Naruto went full on red in the face
"Ne Naruto…are you not telling me something?" whispered Sakura with a light pout "Wondered why he said my name out loud…kYAH! Was he talking about me?" squealed Sakura
"Go Naru-kun! Scream our name to the world! Shannaro!" squealed an equally excited inner-Sakura
"Eh…what are you doing here…whatever! For once I agree with you" Sakura happily replied to her other persona
"You know you like him…hehehe...Well lets go see why that knuckle-head spoke your name out loud shall we?" winked Inner-Sakura to Sakura
Meanwhile when Sakura was talking to her inner-self, little did she know that Naruto too, was doing the same, though of course difference being he had a full fledge 9-tailed demon fox inside him who was trying to get some sleep.
"GAH! You don't expect me to full on say that I was having 'bad' thoughts about you! Sakura-chan hates perverts! What do I do?! I don't wanna die! Ahhhhh...Not the pout, stop staring at her pout!" screamed Naruto as he was banging his head in his mindscape
"QUIET!" roared…none other than our infamous Kyuubi who's been tamed by Naruto throughout the years so that he could train him. So Naruto gotten used to calling him…
"Kyu-sensei ?" mumbled Naruto confusingly
"Yea you brat! You're rather loud today…What's wrong? Having trouble with the other gender?" taunted Kyuubi who was smirking down at his container.
"Gomen…it's just Sakura caught me in a..weird situation" while poking his two index fingers together
"Boy are you ever hopeless…*sigh*Here ill get you outta your situation…Have fun creating a good excuse bwahahaha!" as Kyuubi disappeared into the ever darkness of his seal.
"…eh? What do you mean Kyu-sense- Ughhhh!!" was all Naruto could utter as he got pulled back into the real world where Sakura was worriedly staring at Naruto.
"…Naruto-..kun…? Are you okay??" as Sakura continue to stare at Naruto ...A.N Sakura ended her mindscape chat earlier than Naruto
"Eheh…yeh Sakura-chan I'm fine really! This is nothi- *insert really powerful stomach cramp here* Argghhhh! Roared Naruto out in pain.
"Ehhh! Naruto-kun that sounds really bad! Here Lie down and take off your shirt now!" going into full medic mode.
"WHAT!...ughhh" replied a blushing Naruto "is she serious…? No! This is getting waaay out of hand…damn you Kyu-sensei..I better do something about this…GEH..looks like have to do this...sorry Sakura-chan".
"Naruto-kun come on! What are you waiting fo- ehh!" as Naruto stepped backwards away from her.
"Sorry Sakura-chan! I've got to run! I'll take care of this myself! Don't worry about me! Ok? Bye now!" as Naruto disappeared with a poof.
"Baka…Naruto-kun…what's wrong with you…do you still think I'm after Sasuke…? " Tears started to gather in her eyes as she laid her knees on the sandy grounds.
"…Naruto? Was that you..? Oh ohayo Sakura…ehh what happened to you?" "Geez...is she crying?..ahh women…troublesome as usual" as Shikamaru ran to Sakura.
"Oh Shika-kun *an twitch appeared on Shikamaru's head*…its nothing, Naruto-no-baka's just being silly, its nothing really…thanks for caring" Sakura answered while picking herself up wiping her tears as she did so.
"Kuso…only Temari can call me that..ah whatever she's emotional right now…i'll just let it slide…shouldn't anger her any more *sigh*"
"You sure you're okay? Well if you say so…anyways, I'll get straight to the point. The Hokage got all of the teams including the grumbling sasu-gay teme a…very troublesome mission sighed the lazy jonin
~Uchida Residence~
"Achoo!" sneezed none other than Uchiha Sasuke himself!
"…did someone insult me...once again…? How many times have i sneezed...this must be the twentieth time already...Hn…I really must be imagining things…" muttered Sasuke as he went back to sleep
~Back at the random walkway in Konoha~
"Troublesome ...mission Shikamaru? Wondered what kind of mission Tsunade-sensei gave us… all the teams you say..sugoi!" "Wondered if Naruto-kun would walk me to Tsunade's office! " Sakura dreamily thought
"Tch… oh man...now she's daydreaming…troublesome" "Oi, oi Sakura-san!, sorry my mistake, every team cept our senseis and Naruto will have to report at the Hokage's office at noon. *Looks at the sun* You…have 20minutes. Don't be late now Ja-ne" and with that Shikamaru disappeared the same way Naruto exited the scene.
"Nani?!? Shika- ...*sigh* why isn't anyone today giving me the chance to speak! Ahh really! Sakura huffed.
"Boys! They just fear our reaction shannaro!" Inner-Sakura proudly stated.
"ya ya…might as well go see what Tsunade-sensei wants" muttered Sakura
~Meanwhile At…our favourite blonde's restaurant, Ichiraku Ramen Stand~
"Ahhh the wonders of Ramen…ahahaha to think this ridded my abnormal stomach cramp!...geh...can't believe i just left Sakura-chan like that...ah i could have said something better!" "I should say sorry the next time i talk to her!"
"No thanks to you kyu!" gnarled Naruto to his fur-balled sensei
"Love you too kit" replied a sleepy Kyuubi
"But then again it did get me out of my situation with Sakura-chan...so i guess arigato Kyu-sensei" and with that Naruto bowed to the sleeping fur-ball
"Zzz" was all Naruto got from the great Kyuubi. "Ah...Kyu-sensei...and you say i'm hopeless...ah whatever"
"Thank you once again old man!" as Naruto ravished his first bowl and was waiting for his second steaming bowl of beautiful ramen.
"Naruto my old chap, never EVER doubt the greatness of ramen! Now allow a old man like me to enjoy the wonders of ramen with you!" replied old man Teuchi Ichiraku as flames appeared in his eyes while he placed two bowls of chicken ramen on the table. One in-front of Naruto and the other in-front of him.
"Hai old man! You got it, lets go wild!" as flames also appeared in Naruto's eyes
"TO RAMEN!" and with that both males dug into their ramen viciously.
Ayame, the only daughter of Teuchi , could only chuckle in amusement and went to prepare more bowls for the two.
~50 bowls later~
"Naruto, let this be on the house, It has been far too long since I had that much ramen bwahahahaha!" laughed Teuchi
"…Ojisan…are you sure? I've now got more ryou you know" whispered Naruto while poking froggie-kun, his money frog pouch
"Bah! Naruto, your love for ramen was enough for me, so please! I won't accept your ryou!" grinned Teuchi
"You really remind me of your father…I'm sure he wouldn't mind me spoiling his only son with ramen...heh like father like son huh"
"Old man, you're the best!" as he said this Naruto engulfed the old man in a bear hug
"Promise me you'll never leave! You too Ayame-neesan!" and then proceeded to hug Ayame too
"Eh…we're never going anywhere Naruto-kun all right…now go, we've got a lot of cleaning to do don't we outousan?" smiled Ayame to her father.
"Of course dear Ayame-chan! Now go Naruto! Bring a girlfriend here next time and maybe I'll put whatever you have on the house again" grinned the equally happy old man.
"Eh…What are you saying old man…I'll definitely come back soon! Heh maybe tomorrow too! Well thanks again old man!" as Naruto ran off with a blush rising on his cheeks.
Inside the Hokage's office
"…and that's why we I'm assigning you guys this mission since you guys are his friends" as Tsunade stepped away from the glass sphere that the Sadaime Hokage used to see "all".
"Clearly that's very un-healthy for Naruto…one's body cannot rely upon ramen" stated Tsunade as she shook her head once more at the scene. "Sigh…even his father ate more food than JUST ramen! How did you do it Kushina?"
Everyone except Shikamaru(he knew..so he merely grunted: "Troublesome...") at the Hokage's office couldn't believe their eyes; hell even both Sai and Sasuke's mouths was touching the floor at the sight of the scroll that held their mission
Mission: Rid Naruto's crave of RAMEN
Operation: IOFAIN (Pronounced Io-fain) (Inserting Other Food Alternatives Into Naruto)
Leader: Shikamaru
Consist of: Sasuke, Sakura Sai, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji, Neji, Tenten and Temari A.N...since she's an ambassador of Suna and she might as well join...
Rank: Low A-S (depending on how 'co-operative' Namikaze is)
Duration: ? (Till this mission is over, you all are suspended from attempting any other mission)
Payment: Low A or S payment (depending on how 'co-operative' Namikaze is)
Failure to stick upon this mission shall result in severe capital punishment – As approved and signed by Morino Ibiki (main assister)
Failure is of no option. Upon reading this scroll, this mission is now active.
Signed Godaime Hokage, Tsunade-sama alongside the council.
T11ky:"DUM DUM DUM...Wow what a insane mission! Poor Naruto =P"
Naruto: "NOOOO!! RAMEN-CHAN!! I won't allow it! Hell no! You guys can't stop me eating ramen if you guys can't find me! Cmon Ramen-chan AWAY WE GO!" *disappears into the wilderness of Konoha*
Sai: "...Wtf ramen-chan? Ugly...are you being replaced by dickless?" *Three twitches appears on Sakura's head*
T11ky & Sasuke: O-O *sweatdrops*
Sakura: "...Sai..."
Sai: "Hai Ugly?"
Sakura: "GO DIE!!" *charges towards Sai*
CENSORED
T11ky: "Huh...s-so bad that it got censored? Poor S-Sai...eha..ha..ha...*gulp* now then what did we learn today from dear Sai Sasuke-san?
Sasuke: "D-Do n-not ev-ver piss off Sakura-c-chan..." *gulp*
Until Chapter Two of Once Upon a Ramen!
And thats it for my very first chapter! :P I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed writing it.
SO please REVIEW X3
T11ky Out!