Naruto: Sakura-Chan, can I ask you something?
Sakura: Yeah, sure. What is it, Naruto-San?
Naruto: What if a friend like's a friend but the person doesn't know if he like's that cretain gender?
Sakura: Oh, well, it's obvious, Naruto. You should ask that person if they like you back and then, if they do, kiss them and find out! 3
Naruto: It's not that simple!
Sakura: Oh? Well, who are you talking about?
Naruto: Well...umm... blush do you have to know that?!
Sakura: Of course!
Naruto: Really...?
Sakura: Yes!! Why, Who is it? Is it Gaara. Is he... not sure? looks down
Naruto: Umm no
Sakura: Well, Why ask if you wont tell me who it is?
Poof
Sasuke: What's going on, guys?
Sakura: Blushes Oh, hi, Sasuke...blush Why are you here? smiles
Naruto: looks down trying to cover blush
Sasuke: Are you guys okay?
Sakura: Naruto is about to tell us who he likes!! Bounces like a little girl and scoots over to Sasuke
Sasuke: Oh, really?
Naruto: NO!
Sakura: Oh come on Naruto, tell us!
Naruto: NOOO!
Sakura: Naruto you were just about to tell me... then Sasuke...looks at Sasuke, then looks back at Naruto then Sasuke OMG!!
Naruto: I hate you al!
Sasuke: I... hate you, too?
Sakura: Hey, Sasuke, I think I see Itatchi over there! Points to woods
Sasuke: OMG! runs
Naruto: Sakura, Why the heck did you do that. You know he's going to come back when he comes back.
Sakura: It was just to get rid of him.
Naruto: opens mouth but is interrupted by a poof of smoke
Gaara: Naruto, I will KILL you!
Naruto & Sakura: Scoots away
Poof
Sasuke: Hi, Gaara! 3
Naruto: HOW DARE YOU?
Sakura: You're all fucking crazy!
Sasuke: Okay, I'm leaving now. Sasuke and Gaara dissapear in two funny little poofs of smoke
Sakura: So, Naruto, you like Sasuke! Anime vein
Naruto: Waoh, woah, woah-woah-woah, Who said this? Shifty eyes
Sakura: Points to her forehead You see the size of this!? I AM NOT THAT STUPID!
Naruto: Look, do not kill me! I didn't not want this, okay, it just happened!
Inner Sakura: KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sakura: Graps Naruto's Jumpsuit YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! USES SECRET JUTSU: POWER OF LOVE AND SHOOTS HIM INTO THE STARS!
Naruto: Bloody Mess
End of Chapter One.