A/N: Hello! Everybody this story idea is from Lazy Hermit. Who is a really good friend of mine, if any of you have read his stories and are pissed that he quit writing. Then I'll let you know that I am trying very hard to get him to start again. Also until he starts writing again, I'll be taking over for him by writing the stories I thought sounded interesting. Any who the only way he agreed to start writing again was if I got over 500 reviews from one of his ideas..... (sigh.... well this will take awhile, if ever.) Well here it goes! My first story and shot at getting Lazy Hermit to write again!
(Also looking for a beta to help me throughout this story!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (If I did Sasuke would die the most pathetic way possible.)
Which brings me to a warning I hate Sasgay so those of you who like him might as well click the back button, cause his going to get bashed in this story, and maybe the pink haired banshee to.
Chapter One:
I'm a Daddy!?
The Kyuubi no Yoko most feared of the bijuu lay in the cold dark chamber of a sewer that was a child's mind. The bijuu waited out the years until it's death in darkness, not knowing what was happening to the world outside it's cage. The only thing the Kyuubi could see was the dim light outside that illuminated the bars of its cell. Only one thing haunted the Kyuubi's mind, the man who had sealed her away.
"Damn you Namikaze!" Kyuubi howled, "You dare seal I the great Kyuubi no Yoko in a baby, when I get free from this wretched cage I shall make this container's life a living hell! You'll wish you never sealed me away in your son no less!"
In it's furry Kyuubi lashed its tails out around the cage. One of them hitting the area where the seal was outside of it's cell. Sparks erupted from the spot forcing the Kyuubi back. The sparks continued to grow larger as a white light slowly formed. Kyuubi growled getting into a predatory stance. An image began to form within the white light, making the Kyuubi even more furious.
"Hello Kyuubi no Yoko." The image said, bowing to the bijuu.
"Namikaze..." Kyuubi growled.
"Hehe I see your still mad..." Minato chuckled, rubbing the back of his head while grinning like an idiot.
"You locked me up in a fucking cage to wait out my death!" Kyuubi growled.
Minato looked away in shame, "It was the only way..."
"I was under control by that damned Uchiha Madara!" Kyuubi roared.
"That is why I am here Kyuubi-dono. There is a way I can release you from this cage." Minato said.
"What is the catch?" Kyuubi asked, knowing full well the Namikaze wouldn't let her out with out a price.
"The Yondaime smiled at the Kyuubi...
Naruto was in a good mood as he walked down the street's of Konoha toward his apartment. So far his day had gone the same as any other day with him having to sit next to Sasuke. Then the fan girl rush would happen with Sakura pushing him out his seat, just to sit next to her precious Uchiha. Naruto grimaced at that. Why did everyone fawn over the Uchiha so much? All he was was an emo prick who had a creepy fetish for his brother, and brooded over the assassination of his clan. What's the big deal about that? So what he lost his family at least he knew what it was like to have one! This was a ninja village things like that are bound to happen! Naruto shook those thoughts out of his mind going back to his happy mood. There was no real reason why he was in good mood it just felt like he should be.
He started walking up the steps to his apartment when a sharp pain began to pulse from his stomach. 'What is this!?' Naruto groaned, as he brought his left hand to his stomach, continuing up the steps. The searing pain became worse with each step he took. Naruto gritted his teeth as he struggled to open the door to his apartment. His eye sight starting to blur as he pushed the door open only to collapse in the middle of the doorway, everything turning a blood red color to him as he fell into unconsciousness...
Several minutes passed as a small body began to form in front of the blond's unconscious form.
"Muwhahaha! I'm free! Yes! Take that you Uchiha bitch! Hahaha!"
Naruto awoke to the laughter of a child, the voice sounded like an angel's, but the words... not so much. He noticed that the pain had stopped. In fact he felt better than he did before it happened, like some kind of weight had been lifted from his shoulders.
"Now that I'm free I'm going to tear that bastard a new one! How dare he think that he can control me and get away with it!"
Naruto slowly cracked open his eyes to a sight of a small girl probably around the age of five pumping her fist in the air. She had long red hair that went a little way's below her buttock's. He couldn't see her face as she was turned away from him. The girl twirled around with her eye's closed, making Naruto realize that she was naked. The girl finally stopped twirling facing him. She slowly opened her eye's with a fox like grin on her face. Naruto almost thought she was a fox as he looked into her eyes, and couldn't pull away. They were like fire to him a red hue that seemed to dance with mirth, but behind that there was something he couldn't decipher... Something about the girl made him think she was not of this world, there was this type of urethral glow about her.
"Hello Naruto it's so great to finally meet my jailer." The girl said, her grin turning into a maniac's.
'Jailer?' Naruto wondered, as he continued to gawk at the girl a little tense at the leer she was giving him. What was she some kind of psycho killer here to kill him in some crazy way? Naruto could here the news now 'dead mutilated body found tied upside down by ninja wire. Unable to identify from the skin being cut clean from the body, and head missing.' Naruto shivered as the temperature in the room seemed to drop drastically. His brain began to shut down as the girl smiled at him brightly all creepy thought's leaving his mind.
The girl began to approach him, putting a finger under his chin, as if she was inspecting him. She frowned as she lifted his chin up then side to side. She shook her head as she sighed, "The whisker's are cute, but that seems to be the only decent feature. Jeez why did me being sealed in you only give you whiskers... My container should have women drooling at his feet!" She whined, tears began to build up.
Hearing her whine made Naruto awake from his stupor. "Who are you?" He asked, watching the girl throw a tantrum on his floor about how un-cute her container was, but immediately stopped when she heard him the fox grin appearing back on her features, playfulness returning to her eyes.
"Me? You want to know who I am?"
Naruto nodded his head. The girl turned around, beginning to walk toward Naruto's bedroom. Then quickly spun around shouting, "I am the great Kyuubi no Yoko! Ruler of the bijuu!" She pumped her fist in the air for emphasis.
"Uh huh..." Naruto dead panned, walking over to the girl and patting her on the head, then continuing to his bedroom. "Why don't you run along now, I've had a long day and would like to relax."
The girl growled, balling her hands into fist. She then ran at Naruto and began to pound on his back with her small fist. "I am the Kyuubi!" The girl bawled.
"Oh yeah? Then why don't you prove it? Cause all I see is a little girl who shouldn't break into other people's house's." Naruto said, crossing his arms.
"Why you..." The girl growled. "Can't you see my tails!?" The girl shouted. Naruto gave her a blank stare, then grabbed a hold of her shoulders and spun her around so that she could see herself in the mirror. The girl who called herself the 'Kyuubi' looked at the mirror confused. "Who the fuck is that?" The girl asked, walking up and touching the mirror. The girl in the mirror following her movements.
"Duh it's you of course, what are you mental or something?" Naruto asked.
"NANI!" The girl screamed, reaching up and squeezing thin air where her ears should have been, then went down to where her tails should have been. Tears began to form, as she slunk down to the floor. "M-My tails! My beautiful tails...." She bawled, curling up into a ball. "I'm nothing more than a fucking human toddler!"
For some reason Naruto felt sorry for the girl as he bent down and hugged the girl, awkwardly patting her back.
The girl pushed him away and ran for the door, rage in her eyes. "I'm going to raze this village after all! Fuck the contract! NO one messes with my body and gets away with it, especially the tails! NO ONE!" She shouted almost to the door.
"Wait!" Naruto shouted.
'BAM.... squeelcccchhhh.' The girl slid down what seemed to be an invisible force field. "Owwwww...." The girl moaned, rubbing her forehead. The rage continued to build as she turned back to glare at her jailer. Naruto blinked, seeing black slits in the girls eyes. For some reason it made Naruto really believe that the girl could be the Kyuubi... as the pupils began to revert back to normal.
The girl took a deep breath, then began to cry again pounding her fist on the floor as she wailed about her tails.
Naruto sweat dropped. Was this girl bipolar?
"Fine then if I cant prove I'm the Kyuubi with my tails, I'll show you! Take me to your Hokage!" The girl demanded.
'Why does she want to see Jiji?' Naruto sighed. "Can you at least put on some cloth's first?"
"Why?" The girl asked, looking down and inspecting herself. Was there something wrong with her body?
Naruto slapped his forehead as the girl gave him a puzzled look. "Your Naked!"
"Sooooo.... I've never worn cloth's before." The girl said.
Naruto wondered what the girls parents were like letting their daughter run around naked. "Hold on second." He said, going over to his drawer, and pulling out a small outfit that definitely was to small for him. It consisted of a white T-shirt that had an red leaf symbol in the middle, and a pair of black shorts. A look of true happiness appeared in the boys eyes as he handed the girl the outfit. It was the very first outfit Jiji had bought for him. He couldn't wear it anymore, but it was to precious for him to throw it away, like most people would.
The girl looked at the outfit oddly then looked back up at Naruto. "Do I have to?" She asked as her lip began to quiver. 'Not the puppy dog pout! T-To cute, must resist.' Naruto thought, staring at the girl. He quickly closed his eyes, resisting the technique. "You have to put these on if were going to see Jiji!" He said with his eye's tightly shut.
"But I don't know how..." The girl said. Naruto slowly opened his eyes to see the girl looking away with an embarrassed look on her face as her foot started to make circles on the floor.
"Don't know how to what?" Naruto asked.
The girl blushed. "I don't know how to put on cloth's! There you happy! I've never worn cloth's so I don't know how to put them on!"
Naruto gave her an are joking look, then sighed. "Fine... Let me help you then. Lift your arms above your head." He said, holding the shirt up.
The girl lifted her arms above her head as Naruto slid the shirt on her. He then held out the shorts and she slowly stepped into them. Naruto pulled them up, grinning at her. The girl blushed looking away as she began to pout. Naruto petted her on the head. "You ready to go see Jiji now?"
The girl nodded. "Well then follow me." Naruto said, beginning to head for the door. "Wait!" The girl shouted, jumping onto his shoulders and sitting herself down.
"Get off!" Naruto said, getting agitated.
"I refuse." The girl humphed. Wrapping her arms around his neck in a vice-like grip.
After a few moments Naruto began to turn blue, as he continued to fruitlessly struggle to pull her off of him. 'So strong!' He thought as his strength began to waver. The girl smirked as she released her hold, she couldn't let her jailor die, or else she would to. They were still connected as she had found out when she tried to run. "Now your going to carry me right?" She said in a bone chilling voice.
"Ha-Hai!" Naruto said, as a bead of sweat rolled down his cheek. His feet beginning to mechanically move, leaving his apartment.
The girl smiled as she breathed in the fresh air. Aw the taste of freedom was oh so sweet, even if she still was bound to this dumb ass. At least now she could see the clear blue sky, smell the fragrance of the forest. It was way better than living out her life in that dark horrid cage.
Naruto felt awkward as his eyes darted from one villager to the next, all of them staring at him. Some beginning to whisper. His pace began to speed up as more villager's began to appear, until finally going into a full out sprint. Kyuubi frowned as she felt the distress coming from her jailor. Minato had told her about the kids life, before releasing her.
Naruto felt relief as he felt a small hand petting his head. He looked up to see the girl grinning at him. For some reason this calmed him down as he went back to a slow steady pace. They were already at the tower anyway.
Making their way up the steps Naruto smiled seeing that the clerk wasn't behind the desk at the moment. He then proceeded to kick open the doors to the office "Heya Jiji!" He shouted.
Sarutobi looked up from his desk and smiled a warm smile when he saw Naruto. Then looked up seeing a red headed girl glaring at him. "Why who is this Naruto-kun?" Sarutobi asked, smiling at the girl who continued to glare at him. He sweat dropped.
"I don't know. She keeps calling herself the Kyuubi, and won't tell me the truth." Naruto said.
Sarutobi's eyes widened. The girl stood up on Naruto's shoulders, as the doors to the room mysteriously slammed shut. The air in the room becoming tense. She jumped landing on the Hokage's desk, the blood thirsty leer in her eyes. "So they reinstated this old bag of bones, eh?" The girl said.
'Oh shit.' Sarutobi thought.
The girl leaned forward, her pupils becoming slits, and whispered into his ear, "Minato sends his regards."
"Jiji?" Naruto asked, seeing the fear in the old mans eyes.
The girl looked back at Naruto and smiled then whispered, "I'm not here to kill you, at least not yet. I made a deal after all. Now tell Naruto everything's ok."
"N-Naruto.... it's ok." Sarutobi said.
Naruto didn't believe it for a second, but played along. The girl stood back up. "Now then Jiji why don't you tell Naruto who I am."
Sarutobi glared at the girl, then looked at Naruto. "Naruto this is the Kyuubi."
Naruto gave him a yeah right look.
"Ah come on Jiji he's not going to believe if you say it like that. Why don't you tell him the full story." The girl said.
The Hokage sighed. "Naruto what I'm about to tell you, you can not tell anyone else got it?" Seeing the blond nod he continued. "When the Kyuubi attacked the Yondaime wasn't able to kill it, instead he sealed it in you...."
Naruto's eyes widened. "You mean I-"
"No Naruto you are not me." Kyuubi said in a stern voice, jumping over to her jailor and hugging him.
Sarutobi nodded in agreement. "However I would like to know how you got out of that seal."
Kyuubi grinned. "Let's say I made a deal with the sealer. As long as I protect Naruto I get to walk around free. Which means if Naruto doesn't like the village anymore I get free rein to do with it what I please."
The Hokage nodded looking at the Kyuubi with a weary expression, if Minato was responsible for this then he would have to allow it to, even if he didn't agree with Minato's decision. "Well then how are we going to take care of this little situation." He chuckled as Kyuubi tried to sooth Naruto. 'Maybe this might work...' He thought as he pulled out some paperwork.
Finally getting control of himself Naruto looked up at the Sandaime Hokage, who was working on something. Finishing Sarutobi smiled to himself. This was the perfect plan. He looked from Naruto to the Kyuubi who was also looking at him in wonder. "Naruto I would like you to say hello to your new daughter Kyuu Uzumaki."
"EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Would have been heard throughout the entire village if a few silencing jutsu's had not been put up.
Sarutobi cleaned out his ears as Naruto and Kyuu stared at each other in disbelief. "You, You mean I'm a daddy?" Naruto asked, stars forming in his eyes.
"You mean I have to be this kit's, kit?" Kyuu shouted.
Naruto pouted, "You mean you don't want to be my musume Kyuu-tan? I promise I'll take really good care of you, Dattebayo!"
"Oh my god he already has a pet name for me.." Kyuu groaned, a look of horror appearing on her face.
Sarutobi chuckled, making Kyuu glare at him. "This is your fault!"
"Now, now how else do you think you'll be able to stay with Naruto-kun?" Sarutobi asked. "This way it's completely legal, so the villager's won't be able to do anything."
Kyuubi sighed, knowing the old man was right. She glanced at Naruto who was giving her the puppy dog treatment, 'damn why did he get whiskers?' "Fine." She groaned.
"Yatta! I have a daughter!" Naruto shouted, hugging Kyuu and spinning her around.
"S-Stop!" Kyuubi whined, a pink tint appearing on her cheek's.
"I'll feed you and take you out for walks, then we'll play games and-"
"Naruto.... She's not a dog." Sarutobi sweat dropped 'although she is a fox....' Kyuubi started fearing for her life. "Having a daughter takes a lot more responsibility." Sarutobi said.
"Roger!" Naruto said, saluting the Hokage. Sarutobi sighed. Kyuu's eyes frequently darted towards the window, wondering how good her chance's of escape were.
"Me and Kyuu-tan will be inseparable!" Naruto said. 'We already were.' Kyuubi sighed, already forfeiting to her doom.
"Well then Naruto why don't you take your daughter home, and get more... acquainted." Sarutobi smiled.
"Right!" Naruto said, picking Kyuu up and setting her back down on his shoulders. Then he walked out the door grinning brighter than ever.
When Naruto was gone the Sandaime Hokage sighed, slumping in his chair. Things were going to get a lot more interesting... 'That kids going to be the death of me.'
A/N: And cut! Chapter one down! Let the flame's begin. Please send me your criticism on the story.