How to get on the Flocks Nerves!, a maximum ride fanfic

I was bored, so I felt like writing this.

How to annoy Max is first!

1. If your a boy, tell her you love her thiiss much! (hold out arms wide)

2. Tell her that currently Fang is getting married in Las Vegas with Bridget

3. Wake her up in the middle of the night holding a giant needle and wearing a white coat

4. While in a pet store with her, point at a big brown dog and yell, "OMG IT'S ARI!!!"

5. Tell her Iggy and Gazzy blew up Ella's house 'cause they thought they saw an Eraser (Marigold)

6. With a mouth full of bird seed, hold out a handful and say "wan' some?"

7. Superglue feathers to all her clothes

8. Dye her hair pink

9. Ask her if her wings are "brown with white splotches or white with brown splotches?"

10. While traveling a long distance, ask "are we there yet?" every few minutes

Like it? Hate it? I want to know! Review and I'll post the next chapter! If you have any ideas to annoy the Flock, I'll add them in with that character. So, click it! Click the pretty button!