THE SPREE
"Professor Dumbledore?" Harry called.
"Come in, Harry. What seems to be the trouble?" he asked.
"It's Draco Malfoy, Sir. He seems to be flipping out."
"Oh! Let's go then!" berserk
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"I HATE THAT FUCKING BOOK!" Malfoy screamed, throwing a boxed set of books at the wall of the library and sending various curses after it.
"Draco, calm down," Dumbledore said calmly.
"NO! NEVER!!!!" Draco bellowed, grabbing Potter's wand and hurling more curses at the boxed set. Professor Snape arrived and stunned Malfoy. He hit the ground, mumbling and twitching. He was thrown into a dream, a dream with his least favorite book.
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"Hi, Draco!"
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Draco screamed, trying to point his wand at Bella.
"What are you doing?"
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Draco repeated, searching his pocket for his wand.
"Did you know I'm dating a vampire AND a non-vampire and that little teenage boys like you LOVE me?" Bella asked quickly. Draco groaned loudly as he looked around. A rock was there, and beside it was a Muggle device he learned about in Muggle Studies. He picked it up, removed a piece of plastic, pointed it at Bella, and pulled another piece of plastic. It made a loud noise, but Draco got the desired result. He had pumped Bella Swan full of lead!
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"What the fuck is he doing?" Lucius Malfoy asked coldly.
"Dreaming," Severus replied. The nurse nodded as Draco gasped and came to.
"The bitch is dead! The bitch is dead! Oh thank GOD that the bitch is dead!" he whispered with a smile. He then broke into crazed laughter.
"Great, now we have to commit him," Lucius whispered. "Damnit, boy, stop it! Stop it!" he screamed, hitting him with his cane. Draco continued to laughed.
"Severus, Lucius?" Dumbledore called. They followed him into the hall. Dumbledore held up the box the books came in. "This is all that's left. Lucius's mouth fell open.
"I interrupt important meetings and time with my wife for a destroyed Twilight box set and a crazed son? You've failed me again, Albus, you truly have," Lucius spat, turning on one heel and walking out of the castle. Draco's laughing was stuck in his head for the rest of the day.