Parental Wisdom
Magneto:
"Pietro, hold still for a second! You got the schmootz!"
"FATHER! I'm too old for this stuff!"
"Well, Mr. Smartypants, if ya' so old, why aren't you married yet?"
Sabertooth:
"Kurt. I... Am... Your... FATHER!"
"NIEN! NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!"
"Yeah, it did take about nine times to get your mother pregnant! How'd you know?"
Mystique:
"Rouge, listen to me! I only did this to prote *SMACK* OWWW! What was that for?"
"For ruinin' mah lahfe!"
"All teenagers say that, please be a bit more specific..."
Logan:
"Laura, no dating."
"I don't know what a date is, even..."
"And I'd like to keep it that way, Kid."
Prof. X:
"David, you need therapy."
"Not as much as you, you creepy old geezer! Don't think I haven't seen how you look at Jean's ass!"
"...I hate you..."
Forge's Dad:
"Marie, he did it again! Darleen, I know you hate the name your mother gave you, but son, you don't need to build a doomsday device!"
"Paul, he still can't talk. He's only a month old! And what's wrong with his name?"
"HE'S A BOY! NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY WILL MAKE THE PAIN OF THAT GO AWAY!"
Kurt's adoptive Mother:
"Ach! Herman, tut er es wieder! (Ach! Herman, he's doing it again!)
"Ich hole den Besen ..." (I'll go get the broom...)
"Wenigstens ist er gelernt zu kriechen ... aber ich würde lieber hat er es auf den Boden!" (Well, at least he's learned to crawl... but I'd prefer he did it on the floor!)
The Steftons... oh boy:
"Amanda, your mother and I don't want you dating that Kurt boy anymore."
"I'M PREGNANT WITH KURT'S PUPPIES!"
*THUD* *THUD*
Pyro's Old Man:
"St. John, let's go bu'n stuff!"
"Roight Dad! !"
"Ya' missin' an 'a' at the end of your crazy laugh, but tha's jus foine!"