Dedicated to TechnicalTerm. A good friend of mine in real life. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and a Happy Kwanzaa Internet! Enjoy!
I don't own Rise of the Guardians. Otherwise a show would be out by now.
Jack happily drank the eggnog given to him by the elves, after checking to see if the little pests tampered with it. He watched as the tall pooka and Santa bickered back and forth on whose holiday was superior. Rolling his eyes, the immortal teen laughed. Tooth fluttered around, ordering her fairies to various places around the world. Sandy was guzzling eggnog almost faster than the yetis could get them out. Man, he really liked his eggnog. Jack made a mental note to stay away from the little golden man for the night. He didn't want to be jumped for having his breath smelling of eggnog. He watched the other guardians safely from the sidelines, content in remaining out of the way. North had insisted that there be a huge Christmas party after his return, in celebration of a successful run. Bunny had to be bribed in order to tag along. Ten pounds of carrots got him to say maybe, thirty to say yes. Suddenly, Jack heard the dull hum of wings. Tooth was hovering just next to him.
"Hi Jack." She sniggered.
Confused, Jack looked around, only to find nothing.
Confused, he looked at the feathered fairy and asked, "What's so funny Tooth?"
Giggling, the cheerful fairy pointed up. Jack looked up to see a green plant with small white berries, just, over, his head.
"Oh." He whispered quietly.
Sighing quietly, he kissed Tooth's nose and scurried away, trying to avoid any more mistletoe. It didn't seem to work. Baby Tooth sniggered quietly as she followed Jack around with a clump of mistletoe. Jack ended up right near Bunnymund. Looking up, the duo groaned loudly.
"Are ye kiddin' meh?" Muttered the large kangaroo.
Jack began slapping himself, hoping to high heaven it was a dream, no, a nightmare. It didn't work.
"Ah! I see you under mistletoe! You know tradition!" North bellowed, laughing with joy.
The two males stared at each other for on moment and groaned loudly. Sandy stopped the inhuman intake of eggnog and watched as the two men inched closer, obviously wanting nothing more but to die in a hole. Suddenly, Jack summoned the wind and he was gently lifted up in the air. He began to rub his nose on Bunny's sensitive one.
"Gah! Cold, cold, cold!"
Jack flew up to the rafters.
"You wanted a kiss, well it was an Eskimo kiss."
North shrugged and carried on with laughing at some joke Phil told him. Bunny was ferociously rubbing his nose, trying to warm it quickly. Jack floated down, after checking to make sure there was no mistletoe.
"Hey Bunny, sorry about the nose." He murmured.
Bunny's highly sensitive ears pricked up.
"Didja just apologize?"
Jack glared at the pooka. "Yes, take it or leave it."
The large kangaroo smiled at Jack.
"Aye appreciate it. Thanks. And it was much betta than a kiss on the lips."
Jack laughed weakly, both from relief and the awkwardness of the situation.
"Ya, that would be the worst."
Bunny put Jack into a headlock and began to give him a noogie.
"Ack, Bunny!"
The large rabbit laughed.
"Yep, this is betta."
Hope you enjoyed the story!
Bunny: Wha' was that?
Me: What do you mean? *Sniggers quietly.*
Bunny: WHY DID YOU CALL ME KANGAROO THROUGHOUT THE STORY?
Me: I only did it twice! *Commence running*
Bunny: COME BACK HERE!
Me: Well, that's all for now. Have a happy holidays everyone! Oh shoot. *Just dodges flying boomerang.*
Bunny: I'M NOT DONE WITH YA!
Me: Wish me luck. *Explosion* Okay seriously! Are you trying to kill me! It's frigging Christmas for crying out loud!