Title: To Love A Fairy
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cosmo/Timmy
Rating: T
Warning: Contains yaoi. Use discretion.
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Natasha stormed into her room, throwing her backpack onto her bed and slumping into a chair, her back to the orange hamster behind her.
"What's the matter, sweetheart?" it queried, and then remembered it was a hamster and the only thing that came out of its mouth was a series of squeaks. Quickly it poofed itself out of its cage and took its natural form of a fairy.
"What's the matter, sweetheart?" it repeated, this time in English.
"I hate teenagers!" ten-year-old Natasha announced. "I wish I could be stuck in this ten-year-old body forever!"
Natasha then gasped as her fairy, Olive, began waving his wand. "No! No! I don't mean that!" she shouted, waving her arms around madly until Olive's wand stopped glowing in anticipation of granting the wish.
"Well, how was I supposed to know? You've made dumber wishes than that before," Olive defensively insisted, then bit his lip as Natasha's face fell.
"Exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks, Olive," she snapped, crossing her arms angrily over her pink sweater.
"Aw, Liv, you know I didn't mean it that way," Olive insisted. Natasha's features softened slightly and she met Olive's orange eyes yet again.
"Yeah, I know," she muttered. "It's just those stupid teenagers!"
"What did they do?" Olive queried.
"Alright, well, today I was walking to school and an entire car full of them threw mushy grapes at me," Natasha explained.
"Well, that's not very nice, but not really a reason to hate them," Olive insisted.
"Oh, believe me, there's plenty of reason. After school, I went to the mall to get the new Chelsea Skylark CD and I had a plate of nachos. Guess what they did."
"Threw them at you?" Olive offered.
"Worse. They dumped two bottles of hot sauce on them and took my soda so I had to drink out of the drinking fountain. Do you know what disgusting doom the mall drinking fountain contains? People spit in there, little kids put their mouth on the place where the water comes out, and that water is far from clean," Natasha pouted.
"Alright, I'm beginning to see your point," Olive nodded. "But really, you hate them?"
"That's not even the end of it. When I finally went to get my CD, it was sold out. The high school only had a half day today so all of the high school kids came and bought them. And that's not even the end of it. I was playing at Luna's house after school and her older sister made us clean her private bathroom. With toothbrushes. Our toothbrushes. Ugh! They think they can do anything to us because we're smaller and I'm sick to death of it!"
"Well, honey, I see what you mean, but really, you have to feel sorry for them," Olive insisted.
"What? Why should I feel sorry for them? Because they're big fat loser-heads?" Natasha grumbled.
"Honey, they're the most miserable people on this planet and Da Rules state that we aren't allowed to be assigned to them or even help them," Olive explained.
"Why?" Natasha queried. Olive opened his mouth to explain, but instead a light purple cloud appeared and Jorgen Bon-Strangle's muscular form announced his presence in the room by slamming the large wand down onto the floor, which split in two and a huge Da Rules book rose up out of it. Natasha shielded her eyes from the intense light that came from the split in the floor while Olive floated in front of her protectively.
"Natasha Simpson," Jorgen bellowed. "You have requested to have Section 603, Chapter 719 read to you. This can only be done by certain fairies, and therefore I was sent here to you."
"What? I didn't request to have anything read to me," Natasha insisted.
"Well, you said 'why?', and that's close enough," Jorgen grumbled.
"Why is it so important that a certain fairy read section whatever? I mean, it's just another rule, right?"
"Wrong, puny human who asks many questions. Section 603, Chapter 719 spans through an entire quarter of Da Rules. It is the single most important section in the entire book!"
"What does it say? That I can't wish for money? Power? Love?"
"Wrong, wrong, and wrong!" Jorgen shouted. "Section 603, Chapter 719 speaks of the most forbidden, taboo, and consequential thing that a fairy could ever do!" He then bent down to Natasha's level, which was about four feet down for the nearly eight-foot tall fairy, and grinned. "See what I did there? It's called building suspense. That's in Chapter…"
"I don't care!" Natasha snapped. "Just read me the chapter already! I don't have all day, you know. I have geometry homework, soccer practice, oboe lessons…"
"She's getting quite good at the oboe," Olive piped up for the first time, and then went silent after a glare from Jorgen.
"I introduce to you, Natasha, Section 603, Chapter 719 of Da Rules!" Jorgen announced, and then cleared his throat, pushed a small pair of glasses up onto his nose, and walked up to the book, which was now on a dark purple podium embellished with a gold crown.
"Chapter 719: Fairy/Human Relationships – The Story of Cosmo…"