DiClAiMeR: I do not own Maximum Ride and Hetalia.(Though that doesn't stop me from wishing I did)
Chapter 1: Mah Flippin' Awesome Recap
WARNING: excessive use of the word "flip", breakage of da fourth wall, bad grammar
POV: Brianna
I fiddled with the ends of my long, brown hair nervously as I watched the clock by the entrance of the waiting room. 2:40.
Dangit, why won't you move? I thought, tapping my foot impatiently.
I suppose you readers (Neo: Already the fourth wall is shattered ) want to know what the flip is going on? Well, I guess I'll give ya the summary. My name is Brianna, and I am the freakish result of a genetic experiment.
…That's all I got for now. What? Who do you think I am? Some sort of writer?
…
...Fine. Let me try again. Have any of you readers ever read the Maximum Ride books? I knowm this is going to come out blunt but...The stories are true.
I am one of a couple hundred people around the world who was chosen to be kidnapped just after my birth by a group a psycho-scientists and shipped off to one of their creepy laboratories to undergo genetic experiments. I am also one of the only eleven who survived. I know. It sounds pretty morbid, but it's the truth and no matter how much it scares me, I have learned to live with it. Anyway, the scientists tried to combine human and animal DNA together and successfully have the two different DNA segments work in harmony, which ,in simpler terms, means not dying.
I'm sure that you think it sounds flippin' (Neo: Prussian XD) awesome. I mean, who wouldn't want to have something as unique as dog ears or a tail or lion fangs or whatever flippin' animal characteristics that sound cool to you. Sadly, I know that I am going to be a real party pooper when I say: It's not worth it. It's painful in more ways than one. This is all I'm going to say for now. Deal with it.
…Sorry*insert mental sigh*, I'm always a little bit irritable (Neo: A little bit? More like a lot) (Brianna: Shut up and stop breaking the fourth wall!) when I'm apprehensive…Oh right I forgot to explain why I'm here. Sorry, Imma forgetful person.
In a nutshell…I escaped
(pauses for dramatic (le) gasps).
It wasn't easy. Let's just say it involved a donkey, a chili pepper, and the epicness of yours truly. Wow. That sounded even more stupid than I thought. Okay. Moving on. When I got out, I was automatically thankful that the scientists tested me in survival skills. While I waited for things to cool down somewhat, I enjoyed my freedom by living in the woods a safe distance from the lab…Yeah. That took a while. My plan was that after about a week, I would go straight to the only place I knew I could find help: the White House itself. Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that the lab was located somewhere in New Jersey. Are you curious about how I got from New Jersey to DC? Well sorry. Dat be a story fer another day.
Anyway, it took a longer time for things to cool down than I thought. So for about five years (I escaped when I was ten), I lived all throughout America technically, fleeing enemies (I'll talk about them soon. They're a weird bunch of crazies), meeting runaways like me (These guys are an intriguing subject), and doing stuff to stay alive.
…Gosh this recap is getting too long for me.
After a while, things finally started to get lucky for me and my allies. Let's just say that I break into White House (yet another story for another day). I scare the flip out of people. I talk to da security peeps about what happened at the lab (cuz this was all done behind the government's back, which I think is sad).They don't believe mah story. I show 'em what they did ta me at da lab. They freak out. I calm 'em down. I gets an immediate appointment with da pres cuz I'm special (Neo: needs XD) (Bri: I HATE YA SOOO MUCH) (Neo: No need to go Roma on me ). We talk. He make a meeting with others that he promises will help me. This is apparently because he himself is too busy with running the nation.
And that brings us here to a meeting place in a hotel in the Big Apple. That's right. I'm in the waiting room right now waiting (cuz what else do you do in a waiting room?) for the meeting to start that will supposedly start to fix my problems. And that's my summary of my flippin' crazy life.
…I actually feel kind of better now. Imma awesomesauce narrator. Maybe I should write a fanfict (Neo:*anime sweatdrops*).
I look up at the clock and almost instantly my insides turn to ice.3:00! My flippin' recap took twenty flippin' minutes? What the flip?The meeting begins flippin' NOW. So now I find myself running towards meeting room number 323 chanting Oh flip in my head over and over again. Nervousness and fear clawing at my stomach, I make my way towards the meeting that will change my life forever.
(A/N): Behold~ Mah first fanfict! I will try my best!
Info for later on in the story: Please, no flames, and if you want to add CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, I would be happy if you at least add a compliment first~
Thank you for reading the first chapie!
Peace out Personas~
-Neo