Disclaimer: I own nothing that looks like Harry Potter, I do not own Alison I only know her and I only partly own the plot as this is a collaboration.

Summary: A collaboration with my housemates on what would happen should we turn up in the Harry Potter universe. As my housemate insists pure insanity (Also she refuses to be in anything that is called 'fluff') so just enjoy it for the fun it is meant to be.

Chaos comes to Hogwarts

Harry had just stepped through the side door when Dumbledore and everyone else became distracted by the ominous rumbling coming from the Goblet of Fire, immediately before the flame turned red and a fifth piece of parchment flew out. Dumbledore automatically caught it while they all began to wonder what the hell was going on.

"Alison? University of…." Dumbledore's voice trailed off in confusion. At that moment the doors flew open as a flurry of dead leaves blew in ahead of a shadowy figure.

"Oh fuck…. I'm where I think I am." The great hall was struck silent.

"Would your name be Alison by any chance young lady?" Dumbledore calmly asked. Alison stared with dawning comprehension at Dumbledore, standing next to the Goblet of Fire.

"Yes." There was a pause before she continued with "I'm the fifth champion. Sorry to keep you waiting." All the while she was thinking when I find the person who did this….

AN: (Alison) I take no responsibility for anything I might try and do in this fic – don't bother flaming any of us about it :)

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