A song parody. This time it's Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite". It's in
Sirius' point of view. Standard Disclaimer: I don't own the song, the
characters, I'm not making a profit, just having a bit of fun. Cheers!
Kryptonite/Voldemort
by Poppy
I turned into a dog in jail
to hold on to my mind
And I will get that dumb rat
even after all of this time
He sold the Potters
to the dark lord and his goons
I feel it's something I must do, yeah
That rat's a turncoat
I wished I'd found out soon
After all Moony's no traitor he
just suffers from the moon
I want to face that treacherous rat again
He betrayed all of his friends in the end
Fudge I'm not crazy please don't send
me to Azkaban
Peter's alive and well, trust me
take a look at his hand
He was the traitor
death eater on the dark side, Voldemort! yeah, yeah, yeah
You got it wrong, Peter was weak
the Potter's secret he didn't keep
You took for granted I was dark
I never let James down
He stumbled in, messed with my head
If not for him, they wouldn't be dead
Now that I'm out, I'll get him back
before I'm found!
Fudge I'm not crazy, please don't send
me to Azkaban
Peter's alive and well, trust me
take a look at his hand
He was the traitor
death eater on the dark side, Voldemort! yeah, yeah, yeah
A/N: If you liked this one, check out my other song parodies here at FF.N. "Meet Virginia (Weasley), Ron's version of Sumblime's "Santeria" and Nickelback's "How You Remind Me". Please R/R them too or I'll be sad.
Kryptonite/Voldemort
by Poppy
I turned into a dog in jail
to hold on to my mind
And I will get that dumb rat
even after all of this time
He sold the Potters
to the dark lord and his goons
I feel it's something I must do, yeah
That rat's a turncoat
I wished I'd found out soon
After all Moony's no traitor he
just suffers from the moon
I want to face that treacherous rat again
He betrayed all of his friends in the end
Fudge I'm not crazy please don't send
me to Azkaban
Peter's alive and well, trust me
take a look at his hand
He was the traitor
death eater on the dark side, Voldemort! yeah, yeah, yeah
You got it wrong, Peter was weak
the Potter's secret he didn't keep
You took for granted I was dark
I never let James down
He stumbled in, messed with my head
If not for him, they wouldn't be dead
Now that I'm out, I'll get him back
before I'm found!
Fudge I'm not crazy, please don't send
me to Azkaban
Peter's alive and well, trust me
take a look at his hand
He was the traitor
death eater on the dark side, Voldemort! yeah, yeah, yeah
A/N: If you liked this one, check out my other song parodies here at FF.N. "Meet Virginia (Weasley), Ron's version of Sumblime's "Santeria" and Nickelback's "How You Remind Me". Please R/R them too or I'll be sad.