A/N: Okay my first published story, but not my first written story. YAY ME! Anyways I would like to thank Megz the Melodious Kitterfly for helping me be able to upload.

Disclaimer:I do not own Devil May Cry or the character's involved. I do however own this

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Nero had been staying at Devil May Cry with Dante for the past month. After things had settled down in Fortuna, the townspeople found no farther use for him and started fearing him again, afraid he would lash out at them for lack of demons to hunt. Kyrie had left him having "fallen for another man" as she put it. As a last resort he decided to turn his back on the island and go find Dante.

Dante had let him stay and even offered him a job as his trusty sidekick. As he had nothing better to do, he agreed.

So one night, Dante and Nero were sitting on the couch of the reception area eating pizza and Nero's mind formed a question.

"Hey Dante?" he asked.

"Yeah kid?" Dante looked at him.

"Why do we always eat pizza?" Nero asked absently.

"Because," was all Dante said.

"That's not an answer, old man," Nero's voice sounded irritated.

"I like it. Happy?" Dante snapped.

"Doesn't mean we have to eat it all the time," Nero complained. "I mean come on, pizza is the only thing we've eaten since I arrived."

"Get over it, kid" Dante chuckled.

"No! I'm sick of pizza," Nero wined. "I want some real food. Like steak. Steak is good."

"Unless you know how to cook pizza is all we're eating, kid!" Dante answered.

"Actually I do know how to cook. Kyrie taught me," Nero said matter-of-factly. "And stop calling me kid, old man."

"Whatever, kid," Dante said. "But I guess you win. We'll go shopping in the morning."

"Good," Nero said standing up and walking over to Dante. "Night, old man."

"Night, kid," Dante gave Nero a gentle kiss good-night before watching him walk up the stairs to his room.

'That punk always knows how to get to me,' He thought chuckling under his breath.

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed it. Well, reviews make me extremely happy seeing as this is my first story. =D