Hello everyone! This is just a place for some really short, but stupid random writings that have nothing to do with anything.
In short, it's a fanfic dump to clean out the cesspool that is my brain. And to help with writer's block.
The fanfics will most likely be stupid and ridicule whatever is bothering me at the moment, but will have the occasional serious one.
Don't take these seriously. xD
This lovely chapter is based/inspired on that song called I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain.
YouTube it. You should know what I'm talking once you hear it. Or read the lyrics. lol
Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
The trio stopped their singing as they noticed a slight change of scenery. They weren't sailing in the glorious ocean blue, but their yacht still sailed merrily across the large lake. They looked at each other for a few moments and then turned their loud stereo back on.
I'm on a boat, motherfucker!
Meanwhile, not so far away a man with a braid threw a scroll off his desk in a mixture of rage and confusion. The sound of people proclaiming the obvious could be heard through the water and earth above.
Long Feng slumped in his chair as he rubbed his temples. If he wasn't concerned for the safety of himself or the Dai Li, he'd send a pillar above to punch a hole in their precious boat.
He wanted whoever, or whatever they were off of his lake, and preferably brainwashed under it. A sick grin crossed the Secretariat's face. He ordered his best agents in the room as more of their spirit forsaken song began to play.
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker!
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid!
T-Pain began to sing backup vocals, assisted by his auto tune as a pair of strange smaller boats with green sails flanked the yacht. The singers of The Lonely Island began to sing the chorus as a small group of people boarded the yacht and restrained their limbs and mouths with rock gloves. The Lonely Island and T-Pain were dragged on the smaller boats and taken away.
The singers woke up in a good sized room. In front of them was a ring like contraption with a glowing lantern attached to it. In the middle was Long Feng with a sick grin on his face, staring at the three. The light began to circle him as the singers tried to think of the earlier events.
"The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai."