Sailor Star Plushy Rated: PG-13 By:Ari-chan
Notes and disclaimers: For those of you who I thought I was dead, I'm not and to prove it here is a silly fic involving Yaten, Haruka, and Michiru.
All these characters belong to Naoko-sama, the idea and plot (if there even is one) is mine.
This is written in yet another new style for me)
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The wind blew slightly sending gray locks flickering into green eyes. Kou Yaten was walking home from school alone again. Normally Taiki and Seiya would have been with him but they had "business to attend to" at school. Yaten snorted to himself as he thought of Seiya's idea of business. And Taiki just probably wanted to get close to that new math teacher.
The blew again just a bit harder this time and the next thing poor Yaten knew was that he was on his back staring up at the blue sky. He stood up and brushed himself off. As he did so I beautiful redhead came over and asked if he was okay. He grunted in response. And when she told him it struck her as quite as odd that he could trip on a leave he huffed and flipped his ponytail behind his shoulder.
She asked him if he needed anything like ice for his (here she blushed) "dainty bottom" as she put it. He said no but told her a nice cold drink would be nice. She nodded, told him to stay where he was then rushed off in search of the nearest vending machine.
While Yaten stood and waited he wondered why he was doing such a thing. This girl was nothing special; all she did was help him up. But tripping on a leave! Yaten wondered who else had saw and if he had any dignity left.
The girl appeared quite suddenly causing Yaten to nearly topple over again. She handed him a can of what he thought was cherry soda. He gulped it down liking the sweet taste. What he didn't realize was that was he was drinking the girl was whispering into his ear. And this is what she said:
"Yaten, dear boy with no one love there is a tall blonde waiting for you. She has another but will welcome you with open arms. Go to her for she is waiting. Tell her nothing but kiss her and hold her. She will return your love."
Far across town from where Yaten was being "messed with" Haruka was chasing Michiru all over the house. Michiru had taken one of Haruka's dress shirts early that morning and had been wearing it. In mock anger Haruka decided it was time to punish her lover.
When the timing was right the blonde pounced and managed to pin Michiru to the couch. Michiru giggled and pretended to gasp for air under the handsome racers weight.
"Michiru love, this will be the last time you ever my shirt."
"Would you rather I wear nothing at all?"
Haruka thought for a moment "What an interesting idea but I don't think that would go over too well with the police of Tokyo."
"How would they ever find out?"
"Er, well, if you never wore clothes and went out of the house they would see you, or someone would and you'd get nailed for indecent exposure."
"Hmm, Haruka would you like to take the law into your own hands and na-" Before Michiru could finish they heard a shout. It sounded to them as if someone had yelled "Star Sensitive Inferno". They heard a crash and there in their living room in all her leather glory was Sailor Star Healer. Haruka quickly sat up as Michiru tried to hide the fact she wasn't wearing *anything* under the shirt.
"What the hell do you want?" Haruka growled. By this time Healer had gone back to Yaten. He sauntered over to the blonde and leaned down to purr in her ear.
"All I want is you baby."
Haruka jumped back almost knocking herself and Michiru off the couch.
"What?"
Yaten began to unbutton his school uniform. Haruka squeaked and covered her eyes.
"Michiru, help me. I never wanted this day to come… I don't want to see a naked man!"
"Well," began Michiru trying to be calm. "You aren't really seeing a naked man, just a woman in a mans body…"
"Close enough" Haruka peeked through her fingers to see that Yaten had removed his shirt.
"I know you want me." He said to Haruka.
"Like Hell!" she yelled back beginning to gain her composure.
"Oh yes, Haruka-chan you want me like hell…" Yaten pulled his gray hair out of it's holder and let it tumbled down.
"Dear God," Michiru whispered. "He is really serious."
Haruka shot Michiru a look saying, "stop commentating and do something!"
Michiru rushed out of the room ignoring Haruka's whining about how nice she was to leave her alone with the horny space freak. As Michiru rushed down the hall she could continue to hear Haruka babbling about how Yaten better keep his hands away from his zipper or she would her space sword and get rid of something he might need if he wanted to be a man.
Nevertheless Yaten's hand crept toward his zipper but just as he was about to pull it down a Sailor Uranus plushy came flying toward him. He looked up to see Michiru dressed in a leather ensemble (which nearly caused Haruka to faint) holding a bag of more plushies.
"Saving all people like Haruka who never want to see a man naked… Sailor Star Plushy here I am!"
Yaten's eyebrow twitched, as did Haruka's. "Do you challenge me?" Yaten asked.
Sailor Star Plushy nodded, and Yaten transformed back into Sailor Star healer as Haruka fell limp at the sight of two women in leather.
Plushy threw more, well, plushies as Healer did her best to avoid them. When the time was right she grabbed a pillow and threw it. Plushy dodged it then cursed when she saw that her plushy supply was running low.
Meanwhile Haruka had slipped out of the room. When she came back she coughed loudly to get the other women's attention. She was wearing a black bathing suit with a pair of gold boxers (on the outside) and had a towel tied around her neck like a cape.
"Sailor Star Bathroom Scrubbies!" She shouted then threw a starfish shaped scrubby at Healer. Healer shrieked and the fight went on.
At the window sat the red headed girl. She was laughing quietly at herself. Never before had something like this happened. But when she saw Healer lunge for Scrubbies leg and almost bite it she knew the time had come.
Healer, without anyone doing anything had suddenly rushed into the kitchen. She raided the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of soda. She gulped it down then. After standing there stunned for a few minutes she raced out of the house.
Plushy and Scrubbies stood there in shock also before laughing.
"Sailor Star Plushy?" Haruka managed to get out. Michiru laughed and wiped tears away.
"Sailor Star Bath Scrubbies?" Michiru fell onto Haruka and the two sat laughing until the door swung open and there stood Setsuna. Her eyes went wide but she walked right by toward her bedroom mumbling:
"How many times do I have to tell you? My plushies and scrubbies are off limits for your kinky games!"
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Er, okay then. Don't ask. If that wasn't funny was it at least amusing? A little bit?
Please review ^^ or send me an e-mail at MichiTenoh36@aol.com. Please put "fanfiction" as the title or the e-mail will remain unopened. Thank you.
Notes and disclaimers: For those of you who I thought I was dead, I'm not and to prove it here is a silly fic involving Yaten, Haruka, and Michiru.
All these characters belong to Naoko-sama, the idea and plot (if there even is one) is mine.
This is written in yet another new style for me)
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The wind blew slightly sending gray locks flickering into green eyes. Kou Yaten was walking home from school alone again. Normally Taiki and Seiya would have been with him but they had "business to attend to" at school. Yaten snorted to himself as he thought of Seiya's idea of business. And Taiki just probably wanted to get close to that new math teacher.
The blew again just a bit harder this time and the next thing poor Yaten knew was that he was on his back staring up at the blue sky. He stood up and brushed himself off. As he did so I beautiful redhead came over and asked if he was okay. He grunted in response. And when she told him it struck her as quite as odd that he could trip on a leave he huffed and flipped his ponytail behind his shoulder.
She asked him if he needed anything like ice for his (here she blushed) "dainty bottom" as she put it. He said no but told her a nice cold drink would be nice. She nodded, told him to stay where he was then rushed off in search of the nearest vending machine.
While Yaten stood and waited he wondered why he was doing such a thing. This girl was nothing special; all she did was help him up. But tripping on a leave! Yaten wondered who else had saw and if he had any dignity left.
The girl appeared quite suddenly causing Yaten to nearly topple over again. She handed him a can of what he thought was cherry soda. He gulped it down liking the sweet taste. What he didn't realize was that was he was drinking the girl was whispering into his ear. And this is what she said:
"Yaten, dear boy with no one love there is a tall blonde waiting for you. She has another but will welcome you with open arms. Go to her for she is waiting. Tell her nothing but kiss her and hold her. She will return your love."
Far across town from where Yaten was being "messed with" Haruka was chasing Michiru all over the house. Michiru had taken one of Haruka's dress shirts early that morning and had been wearing it. In mock anger Haruka decided it was time to punish her lover.
When the timing was right the blonde pounced and managed to pin Michiru to the couch. Michiru giggled and pretended to gasp for air under the handsome racers weight.
"Michiru love, this will be the last time you ever my shirt."
"Would you rather I wear nothing at all?"
Haruka thought for a moment "What an interesting idea but I don't think that would go over too well with the police of Tokyo."
"How would they ever find out?"
"Er, well, if you never wore clothes and went out of the house they would see you, or someone would and you'd get nailed for indecent exposure."
"Hmm, Haruka would you like to take the law into your own hands and na-" Before Michiru could finish they heard a shout. It sounded to them as if someone had yelled "Star Sensitive Inferno". They heard a crash and there in their living room in all her leather glory was Sailor Star Healer. Haruka quickly sat up as Michiru tried to hide the fact she wasn't wearing *anything* under the shirt.
"What the hell do you want?" Haruka growled. By this time Healer had gone back to Yaten. He sauntered over to the blonde and leaned down to purr in her ear.
"All I want is you baby."
Haruka jumped back almost knocking herself and Michiru off the couch.
"What?"
Yaten began to unbutton his school uniform. Haruka squeaked and covered her eyes.
"Michiru, help me. I never wanted this day to come… I don't want to see a naked man!"
"Well," began Michiru trying to be calm. "You aren't really seeing a naked man, just a woman in a mans body…"
"Close enough" Haruka peeked through her fingers to see that Yaten had removed his shirt.
"I know you want me." He said to Haruka.
"Like Hell!" she yelled back beginning to gain her composure.
"Oh yes, Haruka-chan you want me like hell…" Yaten pulled his gray hair out of it's holder and let it tumbled down.
"Dear God," Michiru whispered. "He is really serious."
Haruka shot Michiru a look saying, "stop commentating and do something!"
Michiru rushed out of the room ignoring Haruka's whining about how nice she was to leave her alone with the horny space freak. As Michiru rushed down the hall she could continue to hear Haruka babbling about how Yaten better keep his hands away from his zipper or she would her space sword and get rid of something he might need if he wanted to be a man.
Nevertheless Yaten's hand crept toward his zipper but just as he was about to pull it down a Sailor Uranus plushy came flying toward him. He looked up to see Michiru dressed in a leather ensemble (which nearly caused Haruka to faint) holding a bag of more plushies.
"Saving all people like Haruka who never want to see a man naked… Sailor Star Plushy here I am!"
Yaten's eyebrow twitched, as did Haruka's. "Do you challenge me?" Yaten asked.
Sailor Star Plushy nodded, and Yaten transformed back into Sailor Star healer as Haruka fell limp at the sight of two women in leather.
Plushy threw more, well, plushies as Healer did her best to avoid them. When the time was right she grabbed a pillow and threw it. Plushy dodged it then cursed when she saw that her plushy supply was running low.
Meanwhile Haruka had slipped out of the room. When she came back she coughed loudly to get the other women's attention. She was wearing a black bathing suit with a pair of gold boxers (on the outside) and had a towel tied around her neck like a cape.
"Sailor Star Bathroom Scrubbies!" She shouted then threw a starfish shaped scrubby at Healer. Healer shrieked and the fight went on.
At the window sat the red headed girl. She was laughing quietly at herself. Never before had something like this happened. But when she saw Healer lunge for Scrubbies leg and almost bite it she knew the time had come.
Healer, without anyone doing anything had suddenly rushed into the kitchen. She raided the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of soda. She gulped it down then. After standing there stunned for a few minutes she raced out of the house.
Plushy and Scrubbies stood there in shock also before laughing.
"Sailor Star Plushy?" Haruka managed to get out. Michiru laughed and wiped tears away.
"Sailor Star Bath Scrubbies?" Michiru fell onto Haruka and the two sat laughing until the door swung open and there stood Setsuna. Her eyes went wide but she walked right by toward her bedroom mumbling:
"How many times do I have to tell you? My plushies and scrubbies are off limits for your kinky games!"
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Er, okay then. Don't ask. If that wasn't funny was it at least amusing? A little bit?
Please review ^^ or send me an e-mail at MichiTenoh36@aol.com. Please put "fanfiction" as the title or the e-mail will remain unopened. Thank you.