"Who's Chuck Norris?"
Papers rustle. "Why do you ask?"
An emerald green eye drills into the side of his skull. "Because aliens are waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade." He states blankly.
"…" The Sunday special is laid to the side and obsidian black eyes meet the curious gaze. "Chuck Norris is an American movie star who was famous for his 'roundhouse kick', handsome looks, and smooth attitude. He was an idol to most Americans and known by nearly all of them."
"… Was? Is he dead now?"
"No."
"Than what happened?"
"Visual affects got better and people realized that his roundhouse kick wasn't as magnificent as they thought." The Sunday special made a comeback, the hitman nearly hidden behind it; an obvious sign that he would be ignoring the other until further notice.
The cow-print clad teenager stares at him still, not impressed. "… Bullets dodge Chuck Norris." No reply. "… Every time the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris first." No comment. "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars – that's why there are no signs of life there." Nothing. "Chuck Norris can use everything in your house as a fatal weapon; including the house itself." Completely ignored. "… 70% of Chuck Norris's weight is his dick." Dead silence… "He sounds cooler than you."
Two days after, Chuck Norris was pronounced dead by roundhouse kick.
Lambo was unable to witness it, due to his aching backside. Once Reborn returned to Vongola HQ, he said these exact words to the grumpy teenager:
"I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris so hard, he died… Now who's amazing?" Lambo never again compared Reborn to another person.
Author's Note: I was reading a 8018 fiction story, where they were comparing Hibari to Chuck Norris, and then I got addicted to Chuck Norris Jokes. That made me want to write. If you enjoyed this story, please post your favorite Chuck Norris joke!
Mine is 'Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, but Death hasn't had the courage to tell him.'