Chapter 1: May the Force Be With You
Omega's 'obvious hottness' is not a pragmatic reason to keep him alive.
No matter what Nudge says.
Flyboys are not Obi-Wan Kenobi in beta form. Welcoming them with, 'May the force be with you,' is neither an acceptable nor intelligent way of greeting the assassins out to kill you.
I will not question how Max's left hand can now work. Logic and biology don't matter. They just don't, damn it!
The White Coats, AKA the men with giant needles, are looking for the Flock because they are mutants who need to be 'put-down'.
Not because I am travelling with them.
No matter what the government tells you.
Giving the Uber-Director the 'Most similar to a Hamster-Home' award, while hilarious, will do nothing to extend my life expectancy.
Note to self: 'Bird-Brain' is not a name that Max responds well too.
Neither is Wither Wings, or Buckbeak.
I will not loudly yell, "Oh my God, did you see that, Iggy!
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