Hi guys! This is Sai here! I'm at a friend's house! Her name is Anna (a.k.a Enno) and she's here to help me write my most recent fanfiction!
Warnings: This is a very partially stupid fanfiction. My friend and I are both high at the time (not literally, but still) so this is going to be kinda short and fun and stupid and awesome.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of her characters. BUT I do own my passion for the show.
Spoiler warning: If you haven't gotten to chapters 50-59 in the manga or episode 25 in the anime you should not read this story. YOU WILL BE SO DISSAPOINTED!!!!
Are you ready to rumble! This is RaitoxL FREESTYLE!
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-Raito, are you...eating my cake?-
-By Sai and Anna-
It's not easy being hand-cuffed to your sworn enemy. Especially if you're Yagami Raito teenager
with a god-complex (a.k.a KIRA) When you are bound to the one person who's actually 'out-to-get you' you have one of those nights .
You know the kind of night. The kind of night that you just can't stand but you know you have to stay awake through. The kind of night that sucks, but you can't bare to miss any of the waking action.
On this particular night, a very peculiar thing happened.. This thing would normally symbolize the END OF THE WORLD. That's right, I'm talking dooms day. Unfortunately, on the day this thing happened, the world didn't end . Though, it probably should have.
"Raito-kun" L said in the mono-tone voice of his "Raito-kun can you pass me the plate that's on the coffee table?"
L tapped tirelessly at his keyboard while waiting for Raito to respond.
Raito didn't not reply, but instead answered with one solid noice. Mmmmmm?
"Raito-kiun..." L mumbled... "Just hand me the cake...it's on the coffe table."
"Glup oo oo wunt?"Raito incoherently replied.
"..." was the only thing L had to say before turning around in his swivel chair. His eyes widened at the sight that was to be held.
At the same moment, Raito stuffed another spoonful of cake into his mouth.
If L wasn't the calm and composed detective that he was his jaw might've dropped to the linoleum tiled floors.
Raito continued to ignore L and stuff more cake into his mouth. When Raito realized that he was being watched he shut his mouth quickly and swallowed sharply .
"..." L continued to stare "Umm..."
"What???" Raito stared at L innocently.
"Raito-kun..." the worlds three greatest detectives all questioned "...are you...by any chance...is that... is that the cake that was on the coffee table?"
"Maybe... What's it to ya?"
"Well, you see...You know how my deduction abilities go down forty percent when I don't sit the way I do?"
"Yaaaaaaaaa?" Raito dragged the a sound out for effectiveness.
"Well, the same goes for sweets and..." L struggled for the correct word to choose "Basically...No cake equals me dumb."
"ooooh...THAT MEANS ME SMARTER THAN U!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Raito uncharacteristically shouted.
"Sorry, sugar does that to me..."Raito said.
L stared.
Raito cleared his throat.
Silence.
More silence.
MORE SILENCE.
"Awkward..." L sang.
L began to return to his work before the reality began to set in...
"You ate my cake?" L's voice came out normally...at first...
"Yeah?" Raito stared at some criminal reports "What of it?"
"YOU BASTARD" L screamed, jumping up out of his chair "YOU ATE MY FREAKIN' CAKE!"
"So What." Raito Stated like it was no big deal.
At that nonchalant comment L attacked, and a powerful kick was deliver to Raito's stomach. The blunt force caused Raito to spit up the last bit piece of cake still remaining in his mouth.
Raito gagged as him stomach was pushed on forcefully by the mighty L's foot. When Raito regained his previous 'cool ' state he took a short moment to unleash his hatred for his fellow genius.
"You!" Raito shouted at the top of his lungs "What does it matter if I ate the fucking cake or not! I don't know if you realised this or not, but THE ONLY FOOD IN THIS HOUSE IS CAKE AND SUGAR!"
L glared and prepared a kick to Raito's face which was prevented when L was forced to duck Raito's punch.
"But it was my cake!" The sleep-deprived older man whined.
"Everything in this WHOLE FUCKING BUILDIN' IS YOURS!!!!!!!" Raito screamed in response.
"Exactly!"
As the two stared at each other the tension began to build up.
Raito threw the plate at L which barley missed his L's face.
"That Bastard"L thought.
L swiftly took a swipe at Raito's beautiful ankles as a poor attempt to knock the younger boy down. When L missed Raito took the moment to get back at his opponent.
As L lunged, Raito jumped up to kick L in the face. L was stunned as the blow landed near his jaw. The blow caused a fall on L's part, and in less than a second the attacked hyperactive sociopathic man lay sprawled across the floor with one arm over his head and one over his now bleeding lip.
"Raito-CHAN"
"Ryuuzaki-TEME"
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Authoress's notes:
We had bucket of fun writing this chapter! And we'll be writing another chapter in less than 2 months! Hopefully, it will be in less time than that. Enno wrote Raito-kuns parts and I wrote THE one and only L! The two of this collaberated on the fighting scene (Which is funny because the fighting scene sucked, AND i had to aact it out while Anna typed!)
Please, read and review.
Don't forget to review or we won't write a sequel.with a bunch of making out and kissing and and and... um other "stuff"... enno.
Read a lot and have a nice day!
Huggles from Ajha!