Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride at all.

Breezy430: Maximumride24 calm down and stop laughing for five minutes.

Maximumride24: NO! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Breezy430: STOP IT, NOW!!!!!!!!

Maximumride24: I SAID NO!!!!!

Breezy430: Fine I didn't want to do this, but if you won't calm down. BONK hits maximumride24 with an orange bottle

Maximumride24: OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! What was that for???????

Breezy430: because you wouldn't shut up

Maximumride24: ooooohhhh, okay, well on with the story

Girlwithwings: max

Angelofdeath: fang

Blindwingedboy: iggy

Cutecomputerchick: nudge

Maxslittletrooper: gazzy

Toosweetandcute4u: angel

Intelligentmutt: total

Max's POV

I can't believe I let them get cell phones. I have been called, texed messaged, and hit in the head with cell phones all day. Please, don't ask why I've been hit in the head with cell phones, you don't want to know.

I guess I'll just drown my sorrows in a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream. (A/n I really want that right now)

2 hours and five gallons of fudge ripple ice cream……

Girlwithwings: I just had 5 gallons of ice cream

Angelofdeath: oh dear god save us all

Cutecomputerchick: max just had wht???

Blindwingedboy: 5 gallons of ice cream

Cutecomputerchick: cool I want5 gallons of ice cream!! Max can I have 5 gallons of ice cream???? Please, please, please, please, cuz that would be sooo cool please

Toosweetandcute4u: yeah that would be cool. Please max. gives bambi eyes

Angelofdeath: no way u guys r hyper enough

Girlwithwings: orange bottles r funny

Blindwingedboy: wht???? Orange bottles

Angelofdeath: o dear god our leader is no longer with us

Girlwithwings: the evil muffins r going 2 eat me

Angelofdeath: max calm down there r no evil muffins

Girlwithwings: YES THERE R THEY R GOING 2 EAT ME

Angelofdeath: then eat the evil muffins

Girlwithwings: NO THEY HAVE RASINS

Angelofdeath: sooooo…

Girlwithwings: I DON'T LIKE RAISINS

Angelofdeath: then get nudge 2 eat them

Cutecomputerchick: yeah max I'll eat them I love raisins

Girlwithwings: AAAAHHHHH

Maxslittletrooper: wht is max screaming about??

Blindwingedboy: the evil muffins with raisins r going to eat her

Maxslittletrooper: o.0 y doesn't she eat them

Girlwithwings; I DON'T LIKE RAISINS

Blindwingedboy: max calm down please

Girlwithwings: NO!!!!!!!

Angelofdeath: do I need 2 get the guy with then needle

Girlwithwings: NOT THE GUY WTH THE NEEDLE

Angelofdeath: then lets find a hotel get some sleep

Toosweetandcute4u: yeah we get to stay in a hotel

Cutecomputerchick: we get to stay in a hotel

Angelofdeath: yes

Blindwingedboy: I no who fang is rooming with

Angelofdeath: shut up

Girlwithwings: don't I get a say in this

Angelofdeath: no

Girlwithwings: fine

Next time, what will max do on her sugar rush in a hote? Will fang have to get the guy with needle? Find out next time on maximum ride random crap.

Is this random enough cuz I can make it randomer if you need me to. Review please.