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HAPPY CHRISTMAS! :) :) :)
James!
Sirius, I'm Remus.
I know that! Pass to James!
What's up, mate?
I've just had the greatest idea ever!
Five exclamation points? Really?
What is it?
You know how you've been obsessing over Evans for, like, the past six years?
We all know that
Peter pass to James!
I think the entire school is aware of James's obsession.
I'm trying to talk to Prongs here!
Yes, I know, Padfoot. Her eternal beauty haunts me every day of my life!
Whatever
Stop rolling your eyes! What was the idea?
Yes, we would all like to know.
Well what if you managed to get her under the mistletoe?
That's your great idea?
It's brilliant!
It's terrible.
I said it was great!
We just need to come up with a plan
I want no part in this.
Oh come on Moony! It's going to be awesome!
It's going to backfire terribly.
You don't know that!
When has a plan involving James and Lily Evans ever worked?
… That time last year with the flowers!
They emitted toxic fumes that landed us all in the hospital wing. Lily included.
And James got to spend time with her in between the hallucinations!
She just shouted at him. A lot.
She enjoyed herself
No, she didn't.
You clearly don't remember that afternoon
I obviously remember it a lot better than y
I've got it!
Did you just snatch the parchment from Remus?
Maybe. But anyway, I've got a plan!
This is going to be good.
Guys, you haven't passed me the parchment in ages! I feel like I've missed most of this conversation!
It's pretty ridiculous really. The lesson is probably much more interesting.
Only you would say that Moony
I happen to like Transfiguration. As does James. You just distracted him with all your talk of Lily.
He was already distracted. She's sitting right over there! He's been gazing at her for the past twenty minutes
It's no reason to distract him further!
Does anyone want to hear my plan?
You can tell Mr Black, Mr Lupin and Mr Pettigrew all about your plan in detention on Thursday evening, Mr Potter.