He cackled quietly, muttering all sorts of weird and random things under his breath, as he poured the purple dye into the laundry detergent. The boy moved to the hair-gel, into which he squirted some honey.
"Revenge...finally, after about three days of planning..." Neji hissed psychotically to himself. His head was covered by a hat to cover the terrible haircut Gai and Lee had given him four days ago. He'd spent the first one trying to find a wig, but had failed dismally. The past three days were spent plotting his revenge. "Those dorks won't know what hit 'em!"
"LEE! How many times have I told you to always make sure you have enough detergent, you silly boy... Ah well, I suppose you'll just have to wash your only lovely spandex jumpsuit here! Come to think of it...I should probably wash mine too... It's been about three months since I washed it..."
Neji cackled silently to himself, and stole away out of the window, snatching a bar of chocolate from Gai's secret stash that no one knew about. (He'd discovered it while looking for the hair-gel, seriously, what sort or dork keeps chocolate in the bathroom? Never mind, he didn't want to know.)
The Hyuga prodigy snuck over to Tenten's home. He jumped through the window. He looked around, and decided that Tenten didn't deserve to have her hair dyed green, or all of her clothes replaced with dresses, or have her kunai, shuriken...he didn't feel like listing al of her weapons in his head...replaced with hairclips and ponytails. Neji pulled a note out his pocket and taped it to Tenten's mirror. It read: YOU HAVE BEEN NEJI'D!!!
Neji started to leave when Tenten walked through the bedroom door.
"What the heck are you doing?"
"Funny story..." Neji muttered, inching towards the window.
"Freeze. I've got time."
"I'm reaping my revenge, but I didn't feel like doing the stuff I was going to do to you so I just left that note instead."
Tenten raised an eyebrow as she finished reading the note on her mirror.
"You're a dork, y'know that, Nejster? A first class Drama Queen...King...Prince..."
"I was gonna exchange your kunai collection for barrettes. You know, the kind with bows and sparkles."