A/N: Yaoifangirl113 and I coauthored this. Enjoy.
Title: Ah-ka-tsoo-key
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: K+
Summary: "It's not a-kaht-skee!" Screamed Itachi. "It's the ah-ka-tsoo-key! Do you understand that?"
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Kakashi stared across the lake at Itachi. "I know you. You're part of the a-kaht-skee."
Itachi's face changed from the usual emotionless husk to a suddenly very pissy mask of fury.
"It's not a-kaht-skee!" Screamed Itachi. "It's the Ah-ka-tsoo-key! Do you understand that? A. KAT. SU. KI. What the hell is an Akahtskee? It sounds like skeeball!"
Kakashi stared in absolute confusion. "B-but...but..."
"What is it with you people? Nar-ROO-to? No. It's Naruto. NARUTO! Why do you have to get your filthy mipronounciations all over this show? Why? Pronunciation is an very important part of speech! What's going to happen when Deidara or Kimimaro gets on the show, huh? Kimmymeroo? Daydra? You know what?" Itachi turned his face to the heavens. "FUCK YOU, WRITERS! FUCK YOU, VOICE ACTORS! FOR ONCE, PRONOUNCE THE STUFF RIGHT! Dammit! And about those fangirls..."
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Fin