Hi! This is about my crazy obsession with the Twilight Saga. I thought this would be fun to write! Some of this is true and some is fictional. It's up to you to figure out what is what! I'm not telling! LOLWROTFBDAOTM!!!!

LOLWROTFBDAOTM- Laughing Out Loud While Rolling On The Floor But Doing All Of This Mentally.

:-P wd16 :-P

Disclaimer: I'm not Stephanie Meyer, Tamora Pierce, Lurlene McDaniel, Ann Martin, nor am I Halle BERRY, Angelina Jolie, or Keira Knightley. I am also not Madonna, Pink, Gwen Stefani, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Beyonce or Brittany Spears, but who would want to be Brittany Spears. I'm not Spongebob Squarepants, either.

My Baby

It was the weekend and I was sitting on the couch reading away. It was around the twentieth time I read Twilight. I was right in the middle of when Edward saved Bella from being crushed by Tyler's van when my brother, Blaze, came walking up.

"What are ya reading?", Blaze asked. I looked up at him. As if he didn't know. He rolled his eyes. "Twilight again. Isn't that like the fifth time you read that?" I glared at my idiotic brother.

"It's the twentieth;" I corrected, "and GET IT RIGHT!" To my pleasure, he jumped back a little. I glued my eyes back onto the page. Blaze snorted.

"Whatever," he retorted. Blaze began to walk away, but after a few steps, he stopped and turned around. "You know what I think. I think Edward's a boring loser!" That's what did it! I snapped my book shut, aimed it at his head and threw it. Surprisingly, it hit him straight in the head. Blaze landed on the ground with a huge thump and Twilight was next to him.

My hand flew to my mouth. "Oh no! What did I do?!" I cried. I ran over and fell to my knees. "Please, please forgive me! I'm so sorry!" I picked up Twilight and cradled it. "My poor baby, look what I did!" I smoothed the cover. "It'll be all right! Shush, it's over now!"

Unfortunately, that's when my mom came in. When she saw Blaze on the floor moaning and me comforting my book, let's just say I have to go to therapy now.

Therapy Session #1

For my first session, I went alone. My therapist's name was Dr. Truman. She was a pleasant middle-age woman. I sat down on the couch opposite of her. (Bold is Dr. Truman and Bold and Italic is me)

Hello, Halle! I'm Dr. Truman and you're here because...

My mom thinks I have a problem.

Yes, she says here that you have shown some weird obsession to these books.

Excuse me Dr. Truman, but these are no ordinary books. These books so happen to be called Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. The amazing Stephanie Meyer writes them all. Not only that but the fourth book is coming out and it's called Breaking Dawn. I can't wait to

That's wonderful, Halle, but your mother seems to be very worried. She's starting to think it's becoming unhealthy. Answer this question. What would you do if we took away those books?

How long are we talking about?

How about 24 hours?

... I'd die...

Okay. Um, how about 12 hours?

... I'd die...

5 hours?

... I'd die...

Halle, let me rephrase it. How long can you live without the books?

One minute... Tops...

Then, how are you living right now?

I have Twilight in the backpack I brought.

I patted the bag next to me. Dr. Truman looked at me, dumfounded. She sighed and scribbled furiously at her notes.

Halle?

Yes.

Your mother and brother know a little about the books. So, I want you to lay down and listen to these words. I want to see how you react.

Okie dokie, doc.

I lay down on the couch and looked at the ceiling.

Okay, let's begin. First word is...Edward.

I sat straight up and looked around the room.

Where, doc, where?

I jumped over at her.

Tell me, doc! Where is Edward?!

She looks at me franticly.

Halle, calm down! He's not really here! I just said his name that's all!

I sat back down on the couch still alert.

Halle, are any of your friends as bad as you are?

Doc, I don't understand.

She sighed and smoothed down her hair.

Are any of your friends as...obsessed as you are?

Well, I did get Ashley to read the books and Sarah, too.

Bring them in next time you come. Alright?

Okay.

I'll see you later, Halle!

Bye!

That was so much fun! Now, important update! The next chapter is Dr. Truman's notes! What does she really think!

:-P wd16 :-P