Why Naruto Shouldn't Read Fanfictions

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Erm...i was bored!

Chains: well-

Kiri-Kiri-Chan Not today guys!!

Rayzo: Wha-

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Shut up!!

Chaos: -

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: No talkie!!

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Summary: The reason Naruto shouldn't read fanfictions: OMG! Sasuke lets have man babies!! ONESHOT!!

Disclaimer: I'll own Naruto when Naruto actually has man babies!

R&R: Would be nice….

Warnings: Oh I dunno, Yaoi? So troublesome

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Naruto sat in front of the computer reading Fanfic's about him and his smexy boyfriend, Sasuke. While he was looking at them he saw a summary that said: Summary: 'cause Sasuke and Naruto are like soooo in love the laws of nature are thrown out the window and Naruto's MALE body, along with his MALE organs piss off and get replaced with FEMALE organs and they have cute little manbabies! ManPREG!!" He was intrigued and decided he just had to find out what the story was about!

Half an hour later Naruto had read all 78 chapters of the story that conceded of some "OMGZ!" and some "WTF?!"'s with a littler bit of bad spelling and poor grammar mixed in.

"Wow…" Was all Naruto could say. "That was freakin' awesome!" He shouted, punching his fist up in the air and reviewing the story about a million times saying just how good it was! And how he was going to save the story and send it to all his friends!

"What are you doing…?" Sasuke asked his blond lover who was typing furiously at the keyboard.

"Sasuke….." Naruto turned around and looked at Sasuke seriously. Too Seriously…

"Yes dobe?" Sasuke walked closer to his little blond.

"Let's have man babies." Sasuke was shocked for a minute but was convinced Naruto was joking. But Naruto's stayed straight and serious.

"What the fuck have you been doing?!"

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Kiri-Kiri-Chan: XD oh, I was so bored!

Chains: Well that's obvious…

Rayzo: I want man babies…

Chaos: Well…we could try-

Chains: Back off bitch! That Uke is MINE!

Rayzo: Hey…I'm not the uke!

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Riiiight! And im completely sane!

Chaos: She's also homophobic.

Chains: And not addicted to caffeine.

Rayzo: … walks away bastards...