"Isn't she gorgeous?"

Artemis shrugged. "She's pretty. But I don't know why your mom is so freaked out about her. She's not that pretty."

"ARTEMIS! Are you blind? Do you not see that gorgeous ebony hair that flows past her waist like silk strands, each more perfect than the last? Do you not see those lovely, glowing green eyes? Do you not see those perfectly formed lips of hers? You cannot simply say she's pretty. She's gorgeous."

Artemis shrugged as she shifted a little on the cloud she sat on. Below her was a small farm and the young lady of their discussion was currently getting a pitcher of water from a well.

"I don't know Eros. Aren't you supposed to kill her or something?" Artemis asked her friend who sat next to her and gaped at the girl.

Eros frowned. "Mother wants her to fall in love with the ugliest person in the world. But she's so beautiful. How could I let that fate befall her? Isn't she gorgeous?"

Artemis looked at the girl again. "I suppose. But shouldn't you fall in love with her because of who she is and not what she looks like?"

This caused Eros to turn and look at Artemis. "Who said I was falling in love with her? And what's wrong with falling for someone because of her looks? People love mother because of her beauty."

Artemis shrugged. "Perhaps it's the virgin thing but I don't want some guy to like me just because I'm good looking. I want him to like my hunting skills and for my mind."

"It's the virgin thing," Eros replied with a definite nod of his head. He didn't understand why anyone is a virgin. Sex is just so wonderful. Who would live without it?

"Shut up," Artemis said with a shove at Eros.

Eros laughed.

"Beauty isn't everything," Artemis said proudly as she looked up into the clouds around them.

"Do you know who you're talking to? Being raised by my mother, I've learned that beauty isn't everything; it's the only thing." Eros added, "Well beauty and sex. Sex is very important to mother."

"Ugh. You sound like you have an Oedipal complex."

Now it was Eros turn to shove Artemis. "That is the grossest thing I've ever heard. How could you say that?"

"Sorry. It's just when you talk about your mom and sex in the same sentence, I can't help but think of it," Artemis said with an innocent smile.

"For a virgin, you have a very perverted mind," Eros stated as he looked back at the girl below. She has now started to wash her clothes.

"Who said I was still a virgin?" Artemis said with a wink.

Now that really caused Eros to turn from the beauty and look at his brown haired hunter friend again.

"WHAT?"

Artemis laughed. "You are so gullible. Please. Have you seen the guys in this world? The gods are even worse. I have very high standards and these men just don't meet them."

"Perhaps I can help you with that? I could take an arrow and give you a little sting. Come on. There are some good guys out there. You can't go after Ares or mother will go ballistic."

"Ew. No freaking way," Artemis said with a disgusted look and a shake of her head.

"Yeah I agree. I don't know what mother sees in him. I mean he's very good looking but that anger and that attitude. Makes me want to punch him sometimes."

"Isn't he your father?" Artemis inquired.

Eros shrugged. "I don't know exactly. Mother's not sure herself. It might be Ares but she was around Hermes the time I was born too. Hey! How about Hermes? I hear he's unattached right now. I could just poke you guys up a bit and you're good to go. Have lots of little cute gods and goddesses popping out of you? What do you think?"

Artemis slapped him across his golden head. "Don't make such stupid jokes. That's just gross."

"Okay virgin lady. It's your loss. I actually think Hermes is a nice guy."

"You've got bad taste in guys. Maybe you should stick with the girls. You seem to be able to find which one is gorgeous. Like the girl down there," Artemis said with a shrug.

"She is beautiful isn't she?" Eros asked as he looked back down to his beauty. "I wonder if she would like to have a little fun with me."

"Eros! What about your mother?" Artemis said, scandalized.

"Oh mother won't mind if I play around with her for a little bit. I mean it won't harm anything. I could still make her fall in love with an ugly guy some other time."

"That's just mean Eros. Using the poor girl for your indulgence," Artemis scolded.

"But that's what she should be used for. She's human after all. Humans are here for our enjoyment."

"Eros…" said Artemis cautiously.

"Don't worry Artemis. It's not like I'm going to fall in love with her or anything."

A/N: Hi so I've decided to do an Eros/Psyche one first before I do my Ares/Aphrodite one because that one needs some fixing up and extra writing. Anyways, this will not be a oneshot but will probably have 3 chapters. So it'll be fast. I'll probably finish it and update all of it by next week.

Oh and give me some other pairings. Which ones do you like? They don't even have to be regular ones like Eros and Psyche. Maybe some weird ones like Ap

ollo and Athena. I don't know. Tell me what you want.

Review!