My Bishounen Tree on Valentine's
By Sailor Fantasy
Track One: On the First Day of Christmas
AN: Hiya! ^^;;; I know...another fic and I still haven't finished the other two! But, I'm planning to finish this one by next Valentines....so this is actually a Christmas/Valentine's fic. It stars Usagi in yet another Bishounen Circle ^^. It's err.. sorta of AU. This time, this will be a crossover with SM/Gravitation/GW(what crossover would be complete without them?)/WK/ AND MAYBE a character or two from FY, Inuyasha, and YYH. So expect a lot of Bishies! ^^. I hope this is a bit original...
2nd AN: I KNOW... *sniffle* I promise to update All's Fair in Love and War very soon... It'll definitely be updated before my other newbie fic, A Bunny In Glass Slippers. The sailor scouts have not been introduced ... this is super early in the series and Usagi is older. The GW pilots are (of course) older, and I'm upping Nagi's age to 17. Also, about the title, it was formed by replacing 'Christmas' with 'Bishounen', and well... yeah.
Warnings: None at the time... I hope this actually comes out okay... the most I can hope for is funny. Not much angst at all, more on the humor side. Has anyone noticed there isn't much angst in any of my stories? It makes me sort of depressed... And, oh! OOC-ness galore...
Voting: Since I do need a limit on how many bishies are gonna be in this fic, I can only have 10... Duo, Yohji, Wufei, Hiroshi (Gravi), Bradley, Nagi, and Schuldich are already a given. Who will be the other three? You can go ahead and vote... The Bishounen are Bradley, Farfarello (yay!), Omi, Ran/Aya, Ken Hideka, Quatre, Heero, Trowa, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Koenma, Tasuki, Tamahome, Nuriko, Nakago, Suboshi, Amiboshi, Inuyasha, Seshomarou, Miroku, Shuichi, and any other anime guy you can think of! You can vote to up to three people... and the top three Bishounen who gets the most votes wins and will be put in the story!
Quote of the Update: Watch a fire from the side...watch it grow! Don't put out my fire today.
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A young blonde, no older than 17, smiled in her sleep as the dream figure embraced her lovingly. Tilting her head, she let the figure kiss and caress her, sighing as the embrace became firmer and gentler at the same time. Why couldn't life be more like this...?
Outside of Usagi's dream world, Wufei had tried to be patient with the blonde grasping his hand. He was really, REALLY trying. He had never even been this patient with the braided baka. But waking up the braided baka had been nothing compared to waking up this girl. He winced as he realized his circulation was being cut off.
Just as Wufei was considering banging his katana into the girl's head, his braided partner showed up, three gallons of ice cream in his hands. Wufei looked at him, eye twitching.
"HEY!" Duo yelled happily, clutching the ice cream close to his heart. "These people have a great fridge! Whoever cooks, they should be some sort of chef! I mean—"
"Shut up!" roared Wufei, unaware of their charge awakening. Usagi blinked her eyes several times before noticing the other two weren't disappearing into her dream world like the rest of the bunnies, clouds, and rainbows. Weren't Bishounen supposed to stay in her dreams?
Duo, however, noticed the young girl and his charming smile brightened ten- fold. She was as beautiful as they first saw her in the picture! "Hi!" said Duo, grinning as he bounced next to her. "I'm Duo, Duo Maxwell. I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie. That's Wu-man. And your name is Usagi Tsukino, right?" Duo looked at the girl expectantly, ignoring the huffing puffing Chinese Dragon next to him.
Usagi could only stare before opening her mouth. "W...what are you doing in my house?!" she cried, pushing away against the bed. Unfortunately for Wufei and Usagi, Usagi's hand was still death gripping Wufei's, causing them to flip and turn over her bed onto the other side...
And causing Wufei to be in a...err...'compromising' position with Usagi. Wufei looked down at Usagi, a blush on his cheeks. Usagi looked up at Wufei, her mouth opening broadly. When she whispered something under her breath, Wufei bent closer to hear it again. That's when Usagi made it clear to the whole rest of the world what exactly she had said.
"HENTAI!!!" she yelled, throwing her hand in the air and slapping Wufei off. Wufei flew off of her as he roared "BAKA ONNA!"
Duo snickered as he watched the whole scene, popcorn and ice cream in hands. 'This is SO much better than watching Maiki-chan and Naru-chan go at it over Yohji-kun!'
"BRAIDED BAKA! Lend me a hand!" Duo watched amused as Wufei hog tied Usagi to her bed railings. He began strutting across the room until he was right beside Wufei, popping popcorn into his mouth.
Duo chuckled. "Won't hog tying her make it harder to penetrate her, Wu- man? You really need to take lessons from Schu-kun and Yohji-kun, then."
Wufei blinked as he read between the lines of his partner. 'Penetrate? Lessons? SCHU-KUN AND YOHJI-KUN!?' Those two words alone guaranteed something sexual about the whole situation...and if Duo thought sexual, then there was something wrong within the world of Wufei's. Wufei glared. Wufei Chang was NOT sexual. SEXUAL was WEAK like KUDOU and SCHULDICH... and Wufei was definitely not WEAK. "BRAIDED BAKA HENTAI!" he took out his katana and began chasing Duo around the room, gaining speed each time Duo tripped over one of Usagi's stuff toys...
Usagi didn't know what to do or say. Why was this happening to her? And on Christmas Eve too! Next time her parents offered to go to New York for a long vacation, she was so in! Why were these Bishounen—crazy Bishounen, at that—in her room? If her father was there, he'd sure give them a piece of his mind...and bullets! "Hentais!" she barked, gaining the both of their attentions. She glared at them, the fiercest glare she knew. "If you don't get out of here right now... I'll...I'll... I'll tell my daddy!" she declared, a smirk lighting up her features. Her hopes were slightly dashed however when both Wufei and Duo busted out laughing. "What's so funny?"
"For one, your father isn't here right now...nor will he be here til after Valentine's." Wufei lifted up two fingers, smirking. "Second, you're father won't be able to touch us."
"He won't have to.... His shotgun will!" snapped Usagi, irate. "I doubt you're so inhuman that you can dodge bullets." Usagi lost some confidence and paled when the both of them smirked. Just what were these men? There was silence for a moment.
"Anyways, sweetheart," Duo grinned, beginning to chomp down on his prized ice cream. "There's really no need to panic at all. We're just here to give you some gifts and..." He eyed Usagi and glared. "HEY! Are you even listening?!"
Usagi, in fact, was not listening. She was busy looking at the ice cream tube in Duo's hands; it sure looked familiar. "HEY! That's my ice cream!"
Duo blew a raspberry. "Well HEY, finders' keepers losers weepers!"
"Why you little..."
"Excuse me," another voice intruded, interrupting the feud. They snapped their heads to her bedroom door, and Usagi felt her cheeks redden considerably. At the door was the most bishiest Bishounen she had ever seen...brown hair framing a slightly feminine face...small build just a bit taller than herself...gorgeous pouty lips...
Nagi glanced down at the blushing blonde. What the hell was her problem? Didn't anyone tell her that it was rude to stare? And drool? "Crawford-san wants to know what's taking so long. Didn't he say to keep her asleep?"
"Well, it was WU-MAN's fault!" accused Duo, pointing at the raven head. "He's the one that woke her up!"
"The baka onna wouldn't let go of my hand! And that braided baka wasn't helping anything!"
Usagi snapped back to reality, hearing the roaring voices in her house. She frowned. Bishounen or not, they had to go. That was what papa had said before leaving. 'No men, boys, not even a male hair in the house. Bishounen or not.'
"GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE! BISHOUNEN OR NOT, YOU HAVE TO GO!" 'Before papa comes back!'
The room was silent, not even a mouse stirred. Nagi, who wasn't used to getting yelled at by girls (or anybody else for that matter; Brad didn't yell, and Schuldich wasn't dumb enough to), stayed in his shocked state. He slowly backed out of the room. He didn't need to go deaf twice.
And Usagi still looked like she wanted to share pieces of her mind.
***
Bradley Crawford was not a patient man.
With Schuldich and Yohji by his sides, he wondered silently if it was a good idea to send Duo and Wufei upstairs to retrieve the girl. Then, glancing at both men who seemed to be entertaining themselves by smirking quite echii-ly, he decided his visions were true enough. He didn't think he could tolerate an underage female victim of a hentai telepath and a pure D hentai. Some things were better left alone.
Upstairs, a female shriek could be heard. Crawford winced, and then reassured himself that things were better left alone. It could be worse... he could be hearing squeals of pleasure instead and....
Crawford broke his thoughts off there. He would not allow himself to go *there* Besides, he had sent Nagi up there to hurry the procedure. The boy was known to follow orders, and follow orders he would.
Beside him, two overaged Bishounen were having a rather interesting telepathic conversation, grinning once in a while at a comment or two. Other than that, hentai smirks graced their features the rest of the time.
~So Schu, how long until you think it will take Nagi to get in her pants?~
A snort. ~At least five years. The boy has no proper sex drive.~
A chuckle. ~Well, if that's the case, how long do you think it will take *me* to get into her pants?~
A confident smirk. ~No time near where you're thinking, Kudou.~
A frown. ~What do you mean?~
~Number one... she's underaged...~
~And that's never stopped us before...!~
~Number two, Mr. Stick up his ass over there would never let us near her.~ Schuldich nodded his head over to the ever frowning American. ~Why do you think he didn't want us to go up there even though we're the best with women? He thinks we're a bunch of hentais.~
~Ah, but little does he know we're training little Duo to be just like us, eh, Schu?~
Schuldich smirked. ~Ah yes...~ He concentrated on what was going on upstairs for a minute, then sighed. ~But he still has a lot to learn. Like women are more important than food.~
Yohji frowned again. ~Wasn't that you're job?~
~Hai, but he just never got it... he's a smooth kid, just stupid. Unlike us.~
~Aa, But maybe Nagi has potential?~
A snort. ~Potential to be come another Crawford? Yea...But perhaps that Wufei kid could make us swollen with pride...~
A crash from above startled the two men out of their conversation. Wufei scrambled out of the room, bloody nose intact. Nagi was standing outside the room door, and looked like he had been standing there for awhile. Duo however...
"Hey! I got her bra, guys!" he exclaimed happily, waving one arm while the other sheltered his precious ice cream and popcorn...popcorn?
"Grrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" came the war cry, and out came a steamed Usagi, armed with toys and teddy-bears.
Duo turned in slow motion, and as if it were a movie, began getting pelted by soft animals and school books alike. His body swayed this way and that, in slow motion, mind you, and almost melodramatically, he fell to the ground, still clutching the bra and ice cream. A tear came down his eye.
Softly, he muttered his 'last' breath. "You can take my body... but you can't take away my bishie-ness." And then he passed out. Yes, that and all this could be found in Schu-kun's and Yotan-kun's Book of 'How to be a Heartthrob Bishounen.' Available only through order, and comes with a complimentary Bishounen. No batteries required.
All onlookers sweatdropped. Well, nearly everyone at least. Crawford was too cool for that. Cooler than me, cooler than you, cooler than this fanfic.
After the slow motion scene and the awkwardness caused by it, Schuldich and Yohji began to applaud, tears spilling down their cheeks.
"Yep, he's one of ours! Wonderful performance, Duo!"
"Bravo! We're so proud of you Duo! Take it like a man!"
Of course, this caused another rainfall of sweatdrops, but Usagi's was short lived. Because now she noticed that there were more Bishounen downstairs, and not only that, they looked much, much older than she was. She felt faint... the first symptoms of a Bishie Attack.
Totally knowing the look from experience from his past life as a florist, Yohji poked Crawford. "You should probably tell her what you've got to say now, before she goes out of it. She's about to suffer from a Bishie Attack."
Crawford looked almost stricken. "A *what*?"
Yohji nodded slowly, as if confirming it. "Hai, a Bishie Attack. When a number of Bishounen surround a girl—a teenaged girl at that—it overwhelms them to the point of going into something of a shock or daze. It's no wonder she hasn't gone through it yet, with Duo, Wufei, and Nagi around. First symptom, becoming dizzy. Second, knees wobbling. Third, drooling. And then last..." Yohji's head began to shake. "She'll faint."
Usagi's knees began to wobble in confirmation to what Yohji had said. Crawford held the bridge of his nose in slight annoyance. Why couldn't he get a normal job after his first life? Life just wasn't fair...
"Ms. Usagi?" he called up to her, pushing his glasses forward onto his nose causing them to glint in the light.
"Mmm...?" said a slightly dazed Usagi, who was starting to drool. Crawford wanted to slap his forehead, but then decided that would definitively be totally UNCrawford-like.
"You'll have to come with us, Ms. Usagi. We have some things we must discuss..."
This got some of Usagi's attention at least. "Huh? Like what...?"
"Like the matter of you being a Sailor Scout," Said Crawford, pushing his glasses higher again, and sighed as he saw what happened next in a vision.
It was then, Usagi appreciated that her floors were carpeted as she fell onto the floor in a dead faint.
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So what do you think? Review, please!
AN: Hiya! ^^;;; I know...another fic and I still haven't finished the other two! But, I'm planning to finish this one by next Valentines....so this is actually a Christmas/Valentine's fic. It stars Usagi in yet another Bishounen Circle ^^. It's err.. sorta of AU. This time, this will be a crossover with SM/Gravitation/GW(what crossover would be complete without them?)/WK/ AND MAYBE a character or two from FY, Inuyasha, and YYH. So expect a lot of Bishies! ^^. I hope this is a bit original...
2nd AN: I KNOW... *sniffle* I promise to update All's Fair in Love and War very soon... It'll definitely be updated before my other newbie fic, A Bunny In Glass Slippers. The sailor scouts have not been introduced ... this is super early in the series and Usagi is older. The GW pilots are (of course) older, and I'm upping Nagi's age to 17. Also, about the title, it was formed by replacing 'Christmas' with 'Bishounen', and well... yeah.
Warnings: None at the time... I hope this actually comes out okay... the most I can hope for is funny. Not much angst at all, more on the humor side. Has anyone noticed there isn't much angst in any of my stories? It makes me sort of depressed... And, oh! OOC-ness galore...
Voting: Since I do need a limit on how many bishies are gonna be in this fic, I can only have 10... Duo, Yohji, Wufei, Hiroshi (Gravi), Bradley, Nagi, and Schuldich are already a given. Who will be the other three? You can go ahead and vote... The Bishounen are Bradley, Farfarello (yay!), Omi, Ran/Aya, Ken Hideka, Quatre, Heero, Trowa, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Koenma, Tasuki, Tamahome, Nuriko, Nakago, Suboshi, Amiboshi, Inuyasha, Seshomarou, Miroku, Shuichi, and any other anime guy you can think of! You can vote to up to three people... and the top three Bishounen who gets the most votes wins and will be put in the story!
Quote of the Update: Watch a fire from the side...watch it grow! Don't put out my fire today.
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A young blonde, no older than 17, smiled in her sleep as the dream figure embraced her lovingly. Tilting her head, she let the figure kiss and caress her, sighing as the embrace became firmer and gentler at the same time. Why couldn't life be more like this...?
Outside of Usagi's dream world, Wufei had tried to be patient with the blonde grasping his hand. He was really, REALLY trying. He had never even been this patient with the braided baka. But waking up the braided baka had been nothing compared to waking up this girl. He winced as he realized his circulation was being cut off.
Just as Wufei was considering banging his katana into the girl's head, his braided partner showed up, three gallons of ice cream in his hands. Wufei looked at him, eye twitching.
"HEY!" Duo yelled happily, clutching the ice cream close to his heart. "These people have a great fridge! Whoever cooks, they should be some sort of chef! I mean—"
"Shut up!" roared Wufei, unaware of their charge awakening. Usagi blinked her eyes several times before noticing the other two weren't disappearing into her dream world like the rest of the bunnies, clouds, and rainbows. Weren't Bishounen supposed to stay in her dreams?
Duo, however, noticed the young girl and his charming smile brightened ten- fold. She was as beautiful as they first saw her in the picture! "Hi!" said Duo, grinning as he bounced next to her. "I'm Duo, Duo Maxwell. I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie. That's Wu-man. And your name is Usagi Tsukino, right?" Duo looked at the girl expectantly, ignoring the huffing puffing Chinese Dragon next to him.
Usagi could only stare before opening her mouth. "W...what are you doing in my house?!" she cried, pushing away against the bed. Unfortunately for Wufei and Usagi, Usagi's hand was still death gripping Wufei's, causing them to flip and turn over her bed onto the other side...
And causing Wufei to be in a...err...'compromising' position with Usagi. Wufei looked down at Usagi, a blush on his cheeks. Usagi looked up at Wufei, her mouth opening broadly. When she whispered something under her breath, Wufei bent closer to hear it again. That's when Usagi made it clear to the whole rest of the world what exactly she had said.
"HENTAI!!!" she yelled, throwing her hand in the air and slapping Wufei off. Wufei flew off of her as he roared "BAKA ONNA!"
Duo snickered as he watched the whole scene, popcorn and ice cream in hands. 'This is SO much better than watching Maiki-chan and Naru-chan go at it over Yohji-kun!'
"BRAIDED BAKA! Lend me a hand!" Duo watched amused as Wufei hog tied Usagi to her bed railings. He began strutting across the room until he was right beside Wufei, popping popcorn into his mouth.
Duo chuckled. "Won't hog tying her make it harder to penetrate her, Wu- man? You really need to take lessons from Schu-kun and Yohji-kun, then."
Wufei blinked as he read between the lines of his partner. 'Penetrate? Lessons? SCHU-KUN AND YOHJI-KUN!?' Those two words alone guaranteed something sexual about the whole situation...and if Duo thought sexual, then there was something wrong within the world of Wufei's. Wufei glared. Wufei Chang was NOT sexual. SEXUAL was WEAK like KUDOU and SCHULDICH... and Wufei was definitely not WEAK. "BRAIDED BAKA HENTAI!" he took out his katana and began chasing Duo around the room, gaining speed each time Duo tripped over one of Usagi's stuff toys...
Usagi didn't know what to do or say. Why was this happening to her? And on Christmas Eve too! Next time her parents offered to go to New York for a long vacation, she was so in! Why were these Bishounen—crazy Bishounen, at that—in her room? If her father was there, he'd sure give them a piece of his mind...and bullets! "Hentais!" she barked, gaining the both of their attentions. She glared at them, the fiercest glare she knew. "If you don't get out of here right now... I'll...I'll... I'll tell my daddy!" she declared, a smirk lighting up her features. Her hopes were slightly dashed however when both Wufei and Duo busted out laughing. "What's so funny?"
"For one, your father isn't here right now...nor will he be here til after Valentine's." Wufei lifted up two fingers, smirking. "Second, you're father won't be able to touch us."
"He won't have to.... His shotgun will!" snapped Usagi, irate. "I doubt you're so inhuman that you can dodge bullets." Usagi lost some confidence and paled when the both of them smirked. Just what were these men? There was silence for a moment.
"Anyways, sweetheart," Duo grinned, beginning to chomp down on his prized ice cream. "There's really no need to panic at all. We're just here to give you some gifts and..." He eyed Usagi and glared. "HEY! Are you even listening?!"
Usagi, in fact, was not listening. She was busy looking at the ice cream tube in Duo's hands; it sure looked familiar. "HEY! That's my ice cream!"
Duo blew a raspberry. "Well HEY, finders' keepers losers weepers!"
"Why you little..."
"Excuse me," another voice intruded, interrupting the feud. They snapped their heads to her bedroom door, and Usagi felt her cheeks redden considerably. At the door was the most bishiest Bishounen she had ever seen...brown hair framing a slightly feminine face...small build just a bit taller than herself...gorgeous pouty lips...
Nagi glanced down at the blushing blonde. What the hell was her problem? Didn't anyone tell her that it was rude to stare? And drool? "Crawford-san wants to know what's taking so long. Didn't he say to keep her asleep?"
"Well, it was WU-MAN's fault!" accused Duo, pointing at the raven head. "He's the one that woke her up!"
"The baka onna wouldn't let go of my hand! And that braided baka wasn't helping anything!"
Usagi snapped back to reality, hearing the roaring voices in her house. She frowned. Bishounen or not, they had to go. That was what papa had said before leaving. 'No men, boys, not even a male hair in the house. Bishounen or not.'
"GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE! BISHOUNEN OR NOT, YOU HAVE TO GO!" 'Before papa comes back!'
The room was silent, not even a mouse stirred. Nagi, who wasn't used to getting yelled at by girls (or anybody else for that matter; Brad didn't yell, and Schuldich wasn't dumb enough to), stayed in his shocked state. He slowly backed out of the room. He didn't need to go deaf twice.
And Usagi still looked like she wanted to share pieces of her mind.
***
Bradley Crawford was not a patient man.
With Schuldich and Yohji by his sides, he wondered silently if it was a good idea to send Duo and Wufei upstairs to retrieve the girl. Then, glancing at both men who seemed to be entertaining themselves by smirking quite echii-ly, he decided his visions were true enough. He didn't think he could tolerate an underage female victim of a hentai telepath and a pure D hentai. Some things were better left alone.
Upstairs, a female shriek could be heard. Crawford winced, and then reassured himself that things were better left alone. It could be worse... he could be hearing squeals of pleasure instead and....
Crawford broke his thoughts off there. He would not allow himself to go *there* Besides, he had sent Nagi up there to hurry the procedure. The boy was known to follow orders, and follow orders he would.
Beside him, two overaged Bishounen were having a rather interesting telepathic conversation, grinning once in a while at a comment or two. Other than that, hentai smirks graced their features the rest of the time.
~So Schu, how long until you think it will take Nagi to get in her pants?~
A snort. ~At least five years. The boy has no proper sex drive.~
A chuckle. ~Well, if that's the case, how long do you think it will take *me* to get into her pants?~
A confident smirk. ~No time near where you're thinking, Kudou.~
A frown. ~What do you mean?~
~Number one... she's underaged...~
~And that's never stopped us before...!~
~Number two, Mr. Stick up his ass over there would never let us near her.~ Schuldich nodded his head over to the ever frowning American. ~Why do you think he didn't want us to go up there even though we're the best with women? He thinks we're a bunch of hentais.~
~Ah, but little does he know we're training little Duo to be just like us, eh, Schu?~
Schuldich smirked. ~Ah yes...~ He concentrated on what was going on upstairs for a minute, then sighed. ~But he still has a lot to learn. Like women are more important than food.~
Yohji frowned again. ~Wasn't that you're job?~
~Hai, but he just never got it... he's a smooth kid, just stupid. Unlike us.~
~Aa, But maybe Nagi has potential?~
A snort. ~Potential to be come another Crawford? Yea...But perhaps that Wufei kid could make us swollen with pride...~
A crash from above startled the two men out of their conversation. Wufei scrambled out of the room, bloody nose intact. Nagi was standing outside the room door, and looked like he had been standing there for awhile. Duo however...
"Hey! I got her bra, guys!" he exclaimed happily, waving one arm while the other sheltered his precious ice cream and popcorn...popcorn?
"Grrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" came the war cry, and out came a steamed Usagi, armed with toys and teddy-bears.
Duo turned in slow motion, and as if it were a movie, began getting pelted by soft animals and school books alike. His body swayed this way and that, in slow motion, mind you, and almost melodramatically, he fell to the ground, still clutching the bra and ice cream. A tear came down his eye.
Softly, he muttered his 'last' breath. "You can take my body... but you can't take away my bishie-ness." And then he passed out. Yes, that and all this could be found in Schu-kun's and Yotan-kun's Book of 'How to be a Heartthrob Bishounen.' Available only through order, and comes with a complimentary Bishounen. No batteries required.
All onlookers sweatdropped. Well, nearly everyone at least. Crawford was too cool for that. Cooler than me, cooler than you, cooler than this fanfic.
After the slow motion scene and the awkwardness caused by it, Schuldich and Yohji began to applaud, tears spilling down their cheeks.
"Yep, he's one of ours! Wonderful performance, Duo!"
"Bravo! We're so proud of you Duo! Take it like a man!"
Of course, this caused another rainfall of sweatdrops, but Usagi's was short lived. Because now she noticed that there were more Bishounen downstairs, and not only that, they looked much, much older than she was. She felt faint... the first symptoms of a Bishie Attack.
Totally knowing the look from experience from his past life as a florist, Yohji poked Crawford. "You should probably tell her what you've got to say now, before she goes out of it. She's about to suffer from a Bishie Attack."
Crawford looked almost stricken. "A *what*?"
Yohji nodded slowly, as if confirming it. "Hai, a Bishie Attack. When a number of Bishounen surround a girl—a teenaged girl at that—it overwhelms them to the point of going into something of a shock or daze. It's no wonder she hasn't gone through it yet, with Duo, Wufei, and Nagi around. First symptom, becoming dizzy. Second, knees wobbling. Third, drooling. And then last..." Yohji's head began to shake. "She'll faint."
Usagi's knees began to wobble in confirmation to what Yohji had said. Crawford held the bridge of his nose in slight annoyance. Why couldn't he get a normal job after his first life? Life just wasn't fair...
"Ms. Usagi?" he called up to her, pushing his glasses forward onto his nose causing them to glint in the light.
"Mmm...?" said a slightly dazed Usagi, who was starting to drool. Crawford wanted to slap his forehead, but then decided that would definitively be totally UNCrawford-like.
"You'll have to come with us, Ms. Usagi. We have some things we must discuss..."
This got some of Usagi's attention at least. "Huh? Like what...?"
"Like the matter of you being a Sailor Scout," Said Crawford, pushing his glasses higher again, and sighed as he saw what happened next in a vision.
It was then, Usagi appreciated that her floors were carpeted as she fell onto the floor in a dead faint.
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So what do you think? Review, please!