A/N: I had a really good chocolate chip muffin and was thinking about Derpy Hooves. Thus, this poem came to be… short, but sweet.

Derpy Hooves

Crossed eyes, golden mane,

Somewhat simple, rather plain,

Gray coat and elegant wings,

Derpy has all of these.

Derpy laughs and smiles,

She giggles, flying for miles,

Delivering mail, sending letters,

Ponyville, she always betters.

Derpy helps and Derpy cares,

Derpy hovers and Derpy stares,

Muffins and mail, family and friends,

With them, all her time, she spends.

Optimistic, bubbly and kind,

An excellent Pegasus find,

Always helpful, never mean,

With her friends, she is always seen.