Sorry about this! I just got that bored.
Disclaimer: I don't own Benitora, or any other characters I add in here.
Dear Benitora,
I am a very powerful warrior from a distant planet called Vegeta. I didn't even want do write this, but my wife kind of held me at gunpoint at the table and forced me to write. My problem is, I have this friend…well not so much a friend as a rival and sworn enemy. I am a prince, for Christ's sake! He's nothing but a dirty, smelly, commoner! Yet he's stronger. And he still has all his hair! While I'm stuck balding! Why, Benitora! Why is he so well liked and gifted, while I'm rich, and powerful, and strong, but am always defeated!
Sincerely,
The Prince of all Saiyins
Dear Prince
DEAR GOD, MAN! Get over yourself! You are such a damn narcissist! Ugh. How disgusting. Well any who, what you seem to be suffering from is a classic case of jealousy. He's better than you, get over it!
Your pal,
Benitora