Miss Silly goose and Miss Anthrope don't own Gundam Wing, that they don't.
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Chapter 1-Operation Rosebush
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Heero contemplated Relena Dorlian's doorway from a strategic camouflaged position
behind a rather unbountiful rosebush with some withered white blossoms. As his regard became
determined, he shifted his gaze to the bush. He quickly outlined the battle plan in his mind and
acted upon it immediately. He wrestled with the rosebush until it yielded 5 withered blossoms.
Without hesitation, he approached Relena's house.
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Relena looked inquisitively at her doorway. "I'm certain I heard knocking," she mused to
herself as she closed the door.
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Heero, in a somewhat dignified manner, appeared from behind the door, nearly lost in the
hinges.
"That might have gone better" he stated. "Perhaps I should have stood to the left."
Heero returned to his former hiding place, fort rosebush. He observed the top of the
rosebush, beneath shoulder level, in some irritation. "This rosebush is exactly 5'2", I should be
completely concealed from view...my head is not concealed from view...strange." He squatted
down behind the rosebush until he was concealed.
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He observed a crowd of girls in magenta uniforms.
"Operation camouflage" Heero said to himself as he separated himself from fort rosebush.
He joined the crowd of girls, a wave of giggles passed over the gaggle.
Heero, feeling the need to blend in, laughed too. The girls
immediately silenced.
"Abort maneuver" Heero stated, and retreated to a nearby hedge.
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"Hm," he grunted "this hedge is exactly 5'5 and 3/4"...I should be more then completely concealed...I am not
concealed...odd." He knelt down.
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The door shut behind the gaggle of uniforms.
"Operation doorbell #2" Heero said determinedly.
He proceeded to the door and rang the doorbell. Paygan opened the door.
"I was invited." Heero stated matter of factly.
Paygan looked completely unsurprised and satisfied.
"I'm going upstairs." Heero took a vigorous step forward, and found himself on the ground,
outside, where he started. He blinked.
"That was odd. I will not be obstructed in my mission."
He reviewed his latest action to discover how he had failed. He concluded that the door jam had
been taken apart and reconstructed two feet shorter.
"That's highly impractical" he thought.
He ducked under the door, past Paygan, and walked up the stairs.
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Heero reached the top of the staircase.
"The most logical place for Relena's quarters is the 3rd door on the right."
Heero said to himself and walked straight to the door. He opened it and
stepped inside, only to find himself repelled.
"Grrr " He growled, "this door's been reconstructed too."
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He ducked into the room and shut the door behind him. He surveyed his surroundings. A
bed with a puffy white and pink quilt, well made up with a teddy bear on top. A dresser, a
mirror...something captured his attention. A small book sat on her mantelpiece. He walked over
to it, and picked it up. On the first page in large curly and overly decorative letters it read, Miss
Relena's diary. He turned a page, then another, discovering gradually that every page was
covered in her handwriting, and divulging all the information of her life.
"An instruction manual" Heero mused.
He heard muffled giggles drawing near. He carefully placed the manual in his pocket,
and deposited the 5 withered blossoms in its place. Considering it a fair trade, he then opened the
window, ducked out, and scaled the wall to ground and safety. Feeling himself safe he strolled
away from the house, returned to his quarters and sat down to study the book.
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Read on gentle reader, read on.