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"Fred! George! PUT THOSE FIREWORKS AWAY!"
"But professor, you always said that we should express ourselves in any way possible"
"Yes but I did not mean by trying to explode my class room!"
"How were we meant to know that? You weren't being specific enough"
"Watch your cheek Mr Weasley"
"What about my cheek, its lovely isn't it, I moisturise it every night before bed and every morning when I get up"
"It positively gleams with beauty Fred"
"Not that cheek!"
"Miss you really should try and express yourself more, you're getting confusing in your old age"
"Hey!"
"Isn't that what horses eat miss?"
"Neville go back to sleep!"
"What's sleep miss?"
"Argh, it's like talking to a monkey! A really big stupid monkey! NEVILE GET OFF OF THE CEILING!"
"But miss, the twins have hung me on the chandelier by my underpants. It's not my fault."
"sighs Fred, George. Get him down."
"Ok"
THUD
"Owwww…. Thank you"
"Couldn't you have done it gently?"
"We would have had to charge extra for that miss"
"What do we look like, Neville removal services"
"I am not going to respond to that question"
"MISS! That wasn't nice. You made George cry"
"Oh dear how sad now will you PLEASE PUT THOSE….."
KABOOM
"Mr Weasley…."
"Which one?"
"FINE! MR WEASLEY, MR WEASLEY…."
"I think she needs to go to the hospital wing, she must have short term memory loss"
"DETENTION WITH MR FILCH!"
"Yay, more mischief to be caused and a cat to punkify"
"Just go."
"But miss, you said we weren't allowed to leave lesson early"
"Oh so now you pay attention to what I say!"
"Yeah, you should be proud"
"When you pay attention to something that will actually help you in your exam AND not to what I say to punish you, and then I will be proud"
"How do we know that they won't ask us what you say to punish us in the exam?"
"I highly doubt that the exam will enquire about my teaching methods"
"But you said the exam will consist of EVERYTHING you teach us"
"Oh bug off"
"TUT TUT miss, shouldn't swear"
"I'll do worse in a minute if you DON'T GO!"
"Alright, alright, keep your wig on"
"Hem, hem"
"Oh could this day get any worse!"